Oats are for horses

Prove me wrong. None of our ancestors ate them.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow, do oats really come from horse semen? why didn't anyone tell me?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, they didn't drink cow milk either and I'd be a skinny geek without that stuff.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestors ate yours

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they did, like, fricking all of them. Maybe not specifically wheat oats, but literally every ancient culture had a form of grain food staple that could be compared to oats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wheat oats

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestors ate them. My culture's cuisine (pre discovery of the new world) is pretty much based entirely around oats, fish and red meat

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post body, fatass

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And how did our ancestors get their daily antinutrient fix then? Are you trying to imply this teeth-rotting slop, along with a generous dose of HFCS and söy oil, isn't a part of well-balanced diet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the antisemitism

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there you go mate
    https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1505213112

    oats literally get eaten by humans for 10.000s of years

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't relate. I eat an anabolic mixture of oats and whey three times a day.
    T. Irish American porridgesmench

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >parents feed me oats every day
    >end up with a 9 inch horsewiener
    I think you're onto something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >eat oats every day
      >just like horse, get bucket of oats
      >mad gains
      >people ask if on steroids
      >nope just oats
      >end up 2,30m tall with 200kg muscle mass
      take the horsepill and start horsemaxxing

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ancestors
    Keep your YouTube memery off this website please

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick wouldn't you want to be like a horse? Horses are:
    >Bigger
    >Stronger
    >Faster
    >Bigger dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >better shaped dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are also fricking moronic with huge disgusting moron teeth and Black person lips

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. got cucked by a horse

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people.”
    -Samuel Johnson, 1775 Dictionary definition of Oats

    “Yes, and where else will you find such fine horses and men?”
    -Sir Walter Scot, Scottish Chad

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Horses are fricking jacked. I’m eating what they’re eating

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Our ancestors ate everything. More about proportions then what they ate.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I looked it up
    https://culture.pl/en/article/the-daily-diet-of-proto-polish-slavic-tribes
    Mine ate millet, barley, wheat and oats. Looks like I need to add more mushrooms though.

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