Objective health

On the left is what everyone throughout time has agreed is healthy. Fruits, vegetables and legumes.

On the right is what keto eceleb shills want you to believe is healthy. Cream cheese wrapped in bacon.

The choice is clear.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keto is only bad for you if you believe Harvard researchers, Cambridge researchers, Monash researchers, every public health policy of every developed nation, the cancer council, and every meta-analysis released on the subject.

    If you can stop those things from confirming your preconceived bias against keto, you can become enlightened like us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All those words and zero RCTs. Vegans have more mental illness, worse diabetes, and more bone fractures according to meta analyses. You will die frail shitting your pants

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is talking about vegans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well we are now and I agree with him, vegans are just as bad as ketolards.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keto works for short periods of time if you are also in a deficit. The deficit is the more important aspect.

    Also most ketards don't even do it properly. You need less than 20g of net carbs a day in order to maintain ketosis. Going over that for even one day will knock you right out of it.

    Also a decent amount of weight lost on keto is just water from your body not having any carbs. You will gain back 7lbs immediately after eating carbs again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't you need to start your day with a decent meal so your body doesn't go in battery-saving mode?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all. You're more energised when you're moderately hungry or approaching hunger than you are in a fed state i.e "rest and digest".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I sure as hell don't feel energized if I don't eat anything and do a remotely physical workout for longer than 30 minutes. I genuinely start to feel less and less energetic to the point where I don't continue my workout as it's useless without progress.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not talking fasted workouts, though there are definite benefits there.

            Say you eat lunch at 12pm, then you workout at 6:30pm having eaten nothing else. There's no way you should feel weaker or less physically capable having not eaten anything else after lunch.

            If you do feel that way, then youre a homosexual who's body isn't working correctly likely due to hormonal dysfunction from inappropriate eating.

            Bodyfat is fuel. You utilize it when you don't eat. However if you have a high reliance on ingested carbs for energy, your fat adaption will be poor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We're talking about the start of the day. You can't apply your logic to the start of the day if you can't apply it to fasted workouts whatever that may mean in this situation.

              I literally need food in order to more efficiently work out. You need food so your body doesn't go into battery saving mode. At least I do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I work out in the morning with my first meal being lunch. My last meal is 7pm the night before.

                My workout quality is excellent.

                You don't need more food to efficiently workout. What you need is proper mitochondrial adaption in order to utilize your own bodyfat (and glycogen) for fuel as humans are literally designed to do.

                Also what the frick is "battery saving mode" supposed to mean? Black person you literally have thousands of calories worth of fuel stored in your body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Have you done the measurements? How much do you work out? How big is your last meal?
                >tf is supposed to meen hurr durr
                Exactly what it sounds like you dolt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I lift 3x a week and boulder 3 to 4 times a week, depending. Not counting other shit like skateboarding and hiking etc.

                My last meal is as big as it needs to be to hit my desired macros, depending on what I ate for lunch and as a between-meal snack.

                You still haven't described what this so called "battery saving mode" is supposed to be, you stupid c**t.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah so you didn't do any measures yet you claim that there's no such thing as efficiency. I'll just go ahead and dismiss you as a person then.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take both please

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get rid the beans and this is basically a keto meal, OP you played yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not fooling anybody. We all know ketolards aren't eating their greens and veggies. They like to brag about all the garbage they eat constantly and every day of the week is a cheat day for them. Had to listen to a fat frick berate the sub shop about them not having keto options a few days ago. Imagine going to a place that serves everything on a giant bun and pretending like you're sticking to your keto diet. Nobody is fooled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I come online to troll a diet I don't follow

        Like homie, just don't do keto then? lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll stop b***hing about keto when it stops killing people I know. How many people have to frick themselves up on this diet before you idiots admit how stupid it is?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not keto myself, but this is some neoliberal bullshit you picked up from the vaccination marketing campaigns.

            >PEOPLE ARE HECKIN DYING OUT HERE!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is such cope lol I will admit a lot of ketards aren’t doing the diet right but here is a typical meal plan for me:

        Breakfast: 6 eggs with some cheese, sweet potatoes, spinach, small amount some bacon or other protein

        Pre lunch: yogurt, kiwi, strawberry

        Lunch: whey/creatine/beta alanine shake. 4 hours before gym. I prefer to train faded but it doesn’t work that way when you’re a wage cuck.

        Dinner: chicken breast, steamed broccoli with some melted butter/salt/pepper/garlic

        Desert: one square of very dark chocolate.

        Shitload of water all day (2-3 liters) and up to 3-4 fluid cups of coffee

        This is a cut day, and amounts to roughly 1600 cals, 24g carb, 160g protein, and 85-95g fat

        >b-b-b-uT YOU EAT BACON WRAPPED BUTTER

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saturated fats bad, seed oils good amirite??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone throughout time has agreed is healthy.
    >farming has been around for 12,000 years
    >we have been hunting for 1.7 million years
    yeah keep eating your mass produced insecticide filled shit you homosexual

    meat fruit and leafy greens

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can continue to believe these moronic lies about keto. I'm just gonna continue the keto diet and thrive with my lean body

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate ketogays and vegans equally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is talking about vegans

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't these ketogays supposed to be consuming a ton of leafy and fibrous vegetables though, and the shartlards that attempt keto just don't apply that part of the diet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's today's anti keto thread made by the same bots or discord group. How come you trannies care, there wouldn't even be much keto discussion on this board if you stopped making 6 threads a day on it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >On the left is what everyone throughout time has agreed is healthy.
    People in ancient times thought night shades were poison and were a guilty indulgence at best. They had a point too because they are allergenic.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat enough of the left to get fat and you can control yourself on the right to maintain or build muscle. Health is more about control than anything and while yes it's arguable that left is healthier than right, ultimately there are far more factors than just what you snack on and control is the most important.
    I'd rather eat what I enjoy and simply moderate it to the point that it's healthy. I like bacon and cream cheese, I'd prefer it over a salad any day of the week, but I wouldn't only eat bacon and cream cheese either, any diet is a scam, whether keto or vegan. Control is the most important thing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IST should charge tourists to hunt for the mythical ketobodyposter

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think vegan basedboys and ketolards should put away their differences and both post body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is talking about vegans

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ideal is them combined

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cream cheese wrapped in bacon
    Ayo that sounds good no cap. Finna try it today.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this pic shows well that we got programmed and brainwashed into thinking that colorful meals with veggies MUST be healthy even though it's hard to define what 'healthy' means
    the funny thing is that the meal on the left would give you massive farts and little calories and the one on the right would satiate you for hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >would satiate you for hours
      With zero vitamins and would Kidd you early

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My cholesterol dropped on keto, also lost like 20 pounds and all of my lifts have increased, albeit slow, but at least 10-20% in the last 6 months.

        I will also say that you can get vitamins and minerals from veggies and fruit which are allowed on keto. Dumb homosexuals like you just keep spreading this moronic meme that you’re only allowed to eat butter and bacon all day.

        I literally just ate kiwi and blueberry with my yogurt for breakfast.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cholesterol always drops when you lose weight. That's proves nothing

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple you fricking homosexuals.

    Health = most amounts of nutrients with the least amount of inflammation. That's animal foods and fruits/honey. /Thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fruits should only be eaten seasonally, if at all. All fruits are modern cultivars and have been selectively bred for volume and fructose content at the cost nutritional value. Not to mention the use of chemical fertilisers and pesticides which are actively taken up by the fruit if produced conventionally over organic.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keto is bad for you if you maintain deeper levels of ketosis over extended periods.

    How it actually works is that you eat high protein in an I.F type fashion in order to initiate gluconeogenesis and cycle out of ketosis daily.

    The carbs obtained from gluconeogenesis keep your thyroid functioning optimally, preserve electrolyte levels and keep liver and muscle glycogen levels nicely topped up.

    The keto world went wrong with the high-fat nonsense because they took their lead from medical ketosis dietary interventions traditionally utilized to treat diabetics.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but for real now, most people would probably benefit from reducing carbs in favor of fats, not necessarily go full keto, but just balance the scale a bit

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite obvious you should eat both. This whole all or nothing approach to diet is real retarted

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >throughout time

    none of that shit even existed for 99% of our evolution dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >animals ate grain and were pumped full of hormones for all of our existence

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