>office coworker says im looking sexy and asks if I'm taking steroids. >no haha im not a roidtranny

>office coworker says im looking sexy and asks if I'm taking steroids
>no haha im not a roidchud
>she gives me the weirdest look
>instantly know I fucked up
>say "anyway gotta go" and fast walk away

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to assume you’re a gay and do the exact opposite of what you’re trying to do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre going to take steroids, not get mired by your coworker, and never make a thread on IST? Sounds good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot make threads because I am phone posting and taking a shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked. You're gonna die on the toilet. Also you can make threads on the phone. Tf does that mean

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at work party
    >sitting across from this hot ebony queen
    >her phone does something weird
    >ask her if it's an iPhone, she says yes
    >pull out my Galaxy S8
    >"heh, Android Master Race, I don't have that problem"
    >girl next to me kicks my leg hard as fuck under the table
    >look at her and say "what?"
    >gives me a look
    >realize what I said
    >ebony queen is looking down in her lap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's the he cute
      unsubscribed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      It really is impossible to live among the normos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain? I don't get it!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you know what a master race is anon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Attractive skinny North Italian people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are people really that sensitive?
      I guess it is at work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Green bubble kissless virgin
      Imagine not having an iPhone in 2022. It’s like you only want to have a shot at poor women and brown women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. iPhone 6s pay as you go plan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people are such a fucking nuisance.
      The most insignificant shit like this will be interpreted in the worst possible way (usually because you're autistic, or unattractive, or some other superficial reason to take things out of context).

      EVERYONE fucking knows the "PC master race" meme by now. EVERYONE should be able to parse that "Android master race" is an ironic comment on how the cheaper phone is better. AND YET - they will assume you're making a racist eugenics comment to the other person, just because (again) they're looking for the worst possible interpretation of any action that deviates from the normal conversation topics. The weather, the sports game, the latest Nigflix show.

      Normies are impossible to live with. Don't even bother interacting with them. Find your fellow autists and just vibe over the shit you like. Keep your conversation with normies to "Yes", "No", "Hello", and "Goodbye".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EVERYONE fucking knows the "PC master race" meme by now
        Your mind has actually been destroyed by the internet. I hate to say it, but go outside. Or don't, since you have no concept of what real people are like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >ukrainian girl comes to my party
      >shes from mariupol
      >"its really terrible that your city was bombed so heavily"
      >"if that happened to my city, I would totally kill myself"
      >she starts crying
      I've spent too long on this website

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not long enough apparently. A true anon would say “they should’ve bombed it more tbh”

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking with a coworker about youtube once and he was complaining about how he couldnt comment on some video about some bullshit and I was like yeah the youtube janny trannies are always locking down the comments and he was like "w-what??" and by then I realized what I had said so I just went "yeah its so stupid" and very hurriedly changed the conversation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >board full of people even more socially maladjusted than redditors
    >so deep in their personalities that they spill their spurgetti instinctually as the lines between internet and reality blur
    I’m surprised you didn’t reply “in Minecraft,” do a 360 and walk away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was there when that one anon was forcing the term roidchud onto the board and spamming it and like the hivemind that is IST they ran off with the word to make it a staple of IST terminology

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        roidchud is like basedboy or cuck it's naturally viral and doesn't need to be forced the way chud had to be forced

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i guess. i’m just saying the first guy to say it was spreading it like the keto schizo poster. in an annoying fashion. shitting up every thread. then it caught on for its actual use by everyone else

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love when people think only one person on IST is posting something. I guarantee people were parroting it after the first thread. I started using it after the first time I saw itbecause I thought it was funny

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you don’t actually love that. you’re just being a sarcastic gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        roidchud is pretty accurate tbh. Both juicers and trannies suffer from similar dysphoria.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how someone can do this. I probably just don't feel the need to use the local language here either, so it never spills.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i absolutely hate kids that talk like they are in a IST thread, especially when it comes to humor. I used to hang out with this 1 kid but he kept fuckin up conversations with girls at uni because he thought his edgy ass humor was somehow funny. then he turns around and says something along the lines of "those girls were so wet, they were beggin to be raped" and I could never tell if he was actually joking or coping

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't get his laughs by imagining situations that would make funny greentexts and turning them into reality
      ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I realize I don't speak like that because I really don't post gay shit like that.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > qt3.14 buys me a croissant
    > "sorry, i don't eat goyslop meme french bread"

    still wondering why she still talks to me

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love autists

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When i was doing nofap on like the sixth day. I got so horny that I was convinced I could get pussy by simply having a discussion with a girl if god really existed and if I proved it I would get to have sex with her.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym
    >me, a girl, and a boomer only ones in there
    >headphones in, sitting on bench in front of dumbell rack
    >looking at phone, stopwatch going to time my rest
    >girl comes over and sits on bench next to mine
    >get nervous
    >think about this fucking pepe meme that was posted forever ago
    >Imagine that little guy in his tuxedo
    >start to grin, still looking down at phone, trying to fix my face
    >Imagine girl looking over at me grinning like a retard after she just sat down
    >becomes harder to hide my retarded, skewed, grin
    >see her look over at me out of the corner of my eye
    >I'm just staring at my phone, nothing on it except a fucking clock, about to crack up after she just sat down
    >realize how insane I must look
    >let out a pfffttt trying to hold my laughter
    >she immediately gets up
    >I lose my shit, tears coming down my face at how autistic I am
    >bring up the pepe meme on my phone and start laughing even harder
    I can not even talk to new girls now because I start to grin like a fucking retard by instantly imagining this pepe every time I get nervous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I shall take the baton of autism and fuck up some future conversation, godspeed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve had this happen as well, but it was during sex and I couldn’t stop thinking about that fucking pepe, so while I was pumping away I started laughing like a maniac.

      She told me she was “not in the mood anymore” and sent me home. Why am I so autistic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That pepe, of all the pepes?
      I usually think of jokes in the middle of my set but manage to keep from laugh.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you used internet slang irl

    >you deserved it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im such a retard in person people from work and my college course speak to me because they find me interesting. I’m basically a lolcow. I’m like an NPC though, very one dimensional and bland

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao being one dimensional is the only way to be, everyone acts like you need a million hobbies. Fuck that, boxing and chilling is life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I feel very empty compared to others. I come off as robotic to everyone around me they’ve told me this before. It’s a very lonely feeling honestly like I’m on a different wavelength to everyone around me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        filling your life with distractions isn't living, it's waiting do die

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >water dispenser guy arrives at the office
    >THERE HE IS, GUNGA DIN!
    >no one gets it
    fucking ignorants

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that people this retarded exist. I'm sure you'll let "g*yslop" slip eventually. You repeatedly repost and reread these memes like a mantra then wonder why you're unhappy and have an twisted and impure mind. Finding yourself gradually unable to relate people and your chanced of getting laid shrink.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >park my truck at the store
    >moving around inside
    >lady spots me
    >hike to the produce area
    >lady who sees me goes to talk
    >”haven’t seen you since”
    >tell her it’s not my first time
    >she laughs and smiles
    >man comes and says it’s been a pleasure
    >weirdest thing was the only guy was me
    >see the lady at the checkout
    >”oh well, you wouldn’t be able to tell”
    >i smile and wave, the store employee smirks at me
    >walk backwards to my parked truck
    >driving to the end, see black girl who has been in it
    >ask her what is going on, she says it is a matter of time
    >knows me from school and doesn’t want to interfere

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wrote this in this incredibly vague and stupid way on purpose. hell you might be an ai.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's never seen this post before
        seriously what happened to the "lurk two years before posting" rule

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i honeslty thought it was different from that one

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actively avoid using internet lingo and even pretend to not know what "chad", "incel", "transexual", "canceled" or "crublar" is.
    Fucking hide your power level more, n00bz

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your loss is her gain

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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