>office coworker says im looking sexy and asks if I'm taking steroids
>no haha im not a roidtroony
>she gives me the weirdest look
>instantly know I fricked up
>say "anyway gotta go" and fast walk away
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I’m going to assume you’re a homosexual and do the exact opposite of what you’re trying to do
youre going to take steroids, not get mired by your coworker, and never make a thread on IST? Sounds good
I cannot make threads because I am phone posting and taking a shit
Checked. You're gonna die on the toilet. Also you can make threads on the phone. Tf does that mean
>at work party
>sitting across from this hot ebony queen
>her phone does something weird
>ask her if it's an iPhone, she says yes
>pull out my Galaxy S8
>"heh, Android Master Race, I don't have that problem"
>girl next to me kicks my leg hard as frick under the table
>look at her and say "what?"
>gives me a look
>realize what I said
>ebony queen is looking down in her lap
where's the he cute
unsubscribed
kek
It really is impossible to live among the normos
Can someone explain? I don't get it!
do you know what a master race is anon?
Attractive skinny North Italian people
Are people really that sensitive?
I guess it is at work.
>t. Green bubble kissless virgin
Imagine not having an iPhone in 2022. It’s like you only want to have a shot at poor women and brown women.
>t. iPhone 6s pay as you go plan
Normal people are such a fricking nuisance.
The most insignificant shit like this will be interpreted in the worst possible way (usually because you're autistic, or unattractive, or some other superficial reason to take things out of context).
EVERYONE fricking knows the "PC master race" meme by now. EVERYONE should be able to parse that "Android master race" is an ironic comment on how the cheaper phone is better. AND YET - they will assume you're making a racist eugenics comment to the other person, just because (again) they're looking for the worst possible interpretation of any action that deviates from the normal conversation topics. The weather, the sports game, the latest Nigflix show.
Normies are impossible to live with. Don't even bother interacting with them. Find your fellow autists and just vibe over the shit you like. Keep your conversation with normies to "Yes", "No", "Hello", and "Goodbye".
>EVERYONE fricking knows the "PC master race" meme by now
Your mind has actually been destroyed by the internet. I hate to say it, but go outside. Or don't, since you have no concept of what real people are like.
>be me
>ukrainian girl comes to my party
>shes from mariupol
>"its really terrible that your city was bombed so heavily"
>"if that happened to my city, I would totally kill myself"
>she starts crying
I've spent too long on this website
Not long enough apparently. A true anon would say “they should’ve bombed it more tbh”
I was talking with a coworker about youtube once and he was complaining about how he couldnt comment on some video about some bullshit and I was like yeah the youtube janny trannies are always locking down the comments and he was like "w-what??" and by then I realized what I had said so I just went "yeah its so stupid" and very hurriedly changed the conversation
>board full of people even more socially maladjusted than redditors
>so deep in their personalities that they spill their spurgetti instinctually as the lines between internet and reality blur
I’m surprised you didn’t reply “in Minecraft,” do a 360 and walk away
i was there when that one anon was forcing the term roidtroony onto the board and spamming it and like the hivemind that is IST they ran off with the word to make it a staple of IST terminology
roidtroony is like basedboy or cuck it's naturally viral and doesn't need to be forced the way chud had to be forced
yeah i guess. i’m just saying the first guy to say it was spreading it like the keto schizo poster. in an annoying fashion. shitting up every thread. then it caught on for its actual use by everyone else
I love when people think only one person on IST is posting something. I guarantee people were parroting it after the first thread. I started using it after the first time I saw itbecause I thought it was funny
you don’t actually love that. you’re just being a sarcastic homosexual
roidtroony is pretty accurate tbh. Both juicers and trannies suffer from similar dysphoria.
I don't understand how someone can do this. I probably just don't feel the need to use the local language here either, so it never spills.
i absolutely hate kids that talk like they are in a IST thread, especially when it comes to humor. I used to hang out with this 1 kid but he kept frickin up conversations with girls at uni because he thought his edgy ass humor was somehow funny. then he turns around and says something along the lines of "those girls were so wet, they were beggin to be raped" and I could never tell if he was actually joking or coping
>he doesn't get his laughs by imagining situations that would make funny greentexts and turning them into reality
ngmi
I realize I don't speak like that because I really don't post gay shit like that.
> qt3.14 buys me a croissant
> "sorry, i don't eat goyslop meme french bread"
still wondering why she still talks to me
I fricking love autists
When i was doing nofap on like the sixth day. I got so horny that I was convinced I could get pussy by simply having a discussion with a girl if god really existed and if I proved it I would get to have sex with her.
>at gym
>me, a girl, and a boomer only ones in there
>headphones in, sitting on bench in front of dumbell rack
>looking at phone, stopwatch going to time my rest
>girl comes over and sits on bench next to mine
>get nervous
>think about this fricking pepe meme that was posted forever ago
>Imagine that little guy in his tuxedo
>start to grin, still looking down at phone, trying to fix my face
>Imagine girl looking over at me grinning like a moron after she just sat down
>becomes harder to hide my moronic, skewed, grin
>see her look over at me out of the corner of my eye
>I'm just staring at my phone, nothing on it except a fricking clock, about to crack up after she just sat down
>realize how insane I must look
>let out a pfffttt trying to hold my laughter
>she immediately gets up
>I lose my shit, tears coming down my face at how autistic I am
>bring up the pepe meme on my phone and start laughing even harder
I can not even talk to new girls now because I start to grin like a fricking moron by instantly imagining this pepe every time I get nervous
I shall take the baton of autism and frick up some future conversation, godspeed
I’ve had this happen as well, but it was during sex and I couldn’t stop thinking about that fricking pepe, so while I was pumping away I started laughing like a maniac.
She told me she was “not in the mood anymore” and sent me home. Why am I so autistic
That pepe, of all the pepes?
I usually think of jokes in the middle of my set but manage to keep from laugh.
>you used internet slang irl
>you deserved it
Im such a moron in person people from work and my college course speak to me because they find me interesting. I’m basically a lolcow. I’m like an NPC though, very one dimensional and bland
Lmfao being one dimensional is the only way to be, everyone acts like you need a million hobbies. Frick that, boxing and chilling is life.
Yeah but I feel very empty compared to others. I come off as robotic to everyone around me they’ve told me this before. It’s a very lonely feeling honestly like I’m on a different wavelength to everyone around me
this
filling your life with distractions isn't living, it's waiting do die
>water dispenser guy arrives at the office
>THERE HE IS, GUNGA DIN!
>no one gets it
fricking ignorants
I love that people this moronic exist. I'm sure you'll let "g*yslop" slip eventually. You repeatedly repost and reread these memes like a mantra then wonder why you're unhappy and have an twisted and impure mind. Finding yourself gradually unable to relate people and your chanced of getting laid shrink.
>park my truck at the store
>moving around inside
>lady spots me
>hike to the produce area
>lady who sees me goes to talk
>”haven’t seen you since”
>tell her it’s not my first time
>she laughs and smiles
>man comes and says it’s been a pleasure
>weirdest thing was the only guy was me
>see the lady at the checkout
>”oh well, you wouldn’t be able to tell”
>i smile and wave, the store employee smirks at me
>walk backwards to my parked truck
>driving to the end, see black girl who has been in it
>ask her what is going on, she says it is a matter of time
>knows me from school and doesn’t want to interfere
you wrote this in this incredibly vague and stupid way on purpose. hell you might be an ai.
>he's never seen this post before
seriously what happened to the "lurk two years before posting" rule
i honeslty thought it was different from that one
I actively avoid using internet lingo and even pretend to not know what "chad", "incel", "transexual", "canceled" or "crublar" is.
Fricking hide your power level more, n00bz
your loss is her gain