oh nononono ketosisters... say it ain't so...

oh nononono ketosisters... say it ain't so...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't necessarily blame keto, although it's no doubt a meme diet. That guy is an Untermensch, just look at him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's got a nicer body that you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        While that is true, you can't lift the Untermensch away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post face ubermensch.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Here you go senpai.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              looks pretty deformed and repulsive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Es63xbC.png

      oh nononono ketosisters... say it ain't so...

      Anons on here still believe (with zero evidence) that eating tons of saturated fat and fatty meats doesn't impact your health negatively. You literally will end up like this guy
      >be me, 8 years ago
      >very built, very lean
      >eat tons of meat regardless of fat content
      >disregard saturated fat content and eat it wholeheartedly
      >routine bloodwork shows extreme elevated cholesterol levels
      >spend next year eating lots of vegetables and only the leanest cuts of meat, salmon at the worst
      >cholesterol levels return to well within normal range after that year
      Seriously, get your cholesterol checked and stop buying into the meme keto diets or diets of eating organ meat/high saturated fat/tons of full fat dairy, you WILL die young

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally no evidence that meat or saturated fat are bad things in the human diet. None whatsoever.
        Saturated Fat not associated with CVD, T2D, or All-Cause Mortality
        >https://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h3978
        >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2824152/
        These are meta-analyses from 2010 and 2015. Cry harder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally no evidence that smoking is bad for you either.
          Really makes you think

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's why we have to make informed decisions. The association between lung cancer and smoking cigs is astronomically higher than any association ever shown between red meat and fat and any disease. In fact, there is no correlation according to several meta-analyses if you read my post rather than make a poor comparison and ignore logic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >measured by self report
              Yeah irrelevant study. There are literally studies that show self report to be incredibly unreliable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I agree, but here's the thing: this is a meta analysis that looks at a bunch of other studies. What kind of studies do nutritional and health researchers do? They almost always do observations because experiments on humans that provide anything meaningful are usually too immoral and too expensive and take too long so they don't exist. Its a soft science.
                So almost everything is based on stuff like this, including all the studies that show associations between vegetarian/vegan diets and longevity and shit like that. Its all based on zero evidence. There is absolutely NO reason based on FACT to believe that meat or saturated fat cause any negative health outcome whatsoever. This is a completely irrefutable statement.
                With that in mind, what should you choose to believe? The closest thing you're gonna get is looking at hard sciences that can provide some answers. Human physiology, anthropology, and stuff like that is the best we're gonna get unless we decide frick it we're gonna conduct inhumane experiments that rob people of their entire lives for science.
                I'll stop here because I'm not an expert on any of these things, and like I said, we have to make our own informed decisions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        High cholesterol is literally good for you. Check the relationship between LDL-C / serum cholesterol concentration and all cause mortality. You can't get clogged arteries as long as your thyroid is healthy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blasts test
    >Wonders why his arteries are fried
    It wasn't his diet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glucose either becomes ATP or saturated fat in the body. There is literally nothing wrong with eating it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The polyol pathway consists of converting glucose to sorbitol via aldose reductase and then converting sorbitol to fructose via sorbitol dehydrogenase
      checkmate seventh day adventists

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on the ketoschizo. Is he the guy who shills for keto or the guy who shills against keto?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guy shilling for keto.
      >managed to doxx himself
      >runs instagram account
      >spams same bullshit like a bot day in day out
      >never replies to counter-arguments, switches topic and spams different bullshit
      >works on board 8-10h a day from roughly 12 AM EET onwards
      >works as part-time farmhand at family ranch
      >no education past highschool
      >believes whatever sv3rige says
      >can't understand cause and effect
      >frequently hijacks /fat/
      >has dramatic schizoid episodes where he starts calling everyone vegan

      He's instantly recognizable and extremely irritating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are halfnakes pictures of both frank and ketochad, clearly different people
        also who was the woman you were claiming he was a bit ago, I never figured it out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never seen ketoschizo post body to this day, also what woman? Everything about Frank the moron checks out tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I remember him claiming ketochad was a woman. That was very briefly lived. He got banned for doxxing because it was some random woman with no social media presence or something. Totally insane.

          I actually get the impression moxyte is dangerously mentally ill. He would probably commit murder if he meets someone IRL he thinks posts about keto on IST. The guy needs help.

          He also posted many times about offering money on kiwifarms to dox keto Anon who disagreed with him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We also have an antiketoschizo then: the guy who makes threads just like this one and runs https://www.reddit.com/r/ketoduped/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's me. Believe it or not but I haven't made threads here in ages or even bothered with debating. It's a waste of time because you spend a day btfo'ing ketolards who then abandon thread and the next day you see the exact same stupid memes and pastas. I mostly lurk, screencap keto stupidity and steal memes.
          Pic related, proofs it's me. Won't tripgay mostly because it's always fun to see ketoschizo go on one of his episodes where he accuses random anons of being me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Kek. "Believe it or not" is a tell for lying. Not saying antiketoschizo is lying in the post above, but he might be

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Kek. "Believe it or not" is a tell for lying. Not saying antiketoschizo is lying in the post above, but he might be

              You do realize that kind of "proof" that I'm behind all those posts doesn't hold at all as anyone can save and repost images and use the same words. I've seen that "proof" before, pointed out the same thing, but it simply doesn't register at all to that poster.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit if it's you, I just know that someone has been spamming my board with the same braindead images and text

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rather someones. I see anons use them and other keto hate memes every time I drop by as well as calling keto stupid and telling ketolards to frick off. /keto/ is dead and /carnivore/ is dead. Yet you keep pretending only one anon is against that bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and coincidentally they all post the same stale threads, using the same vocabulary and the same image files, with the same image hash, consistently, for the last two years. Completely organic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                breh you are making the classic mistake of trying to appeal to IST trolls with reason, stop worrying about them and just go be

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you do (did) post the "ketolards into camps" and "more himalayan pink salt" posts with smug anime grills though right

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah.

              This guy has made every antiketo post on IST for the past two years. He's coincidentally in this thread saying it isn't his thread. Lol.

              Why are leftist lies so transparent? They just use bruteforce. No finesse.

              Yeah I remember him claiming ketochad was a woman. That was very briefly lived. He got banned for doxxing because it was some random woman with no social media presence or something. Totally insane.

              I actually get the impression moxyte is dangerously mentally ill. He would probably commit murder if he meets someone IRL he thinks posts about keto on IST. The guy needs help.

              He also posted many times about offering money on kiwifarms to dox keto Anon who disagreed with him.

              https://i.imgur.com/6e7teKo.jpg

              Yeah, and coincidentally they all post the same stale threads, using the same vocabulary and the same image files, with the same image hash, consistently, for the last two years. Completely organic.

              It goes like this: you are throwing insane accusations about me without any proof, which in turn means you are the ones who are mentally ill. Not me. You see me everywhere, in everyone, behind every word, image, post and thread. I bet I'm even in your dreams. That is crazy. Literally paranoid schizoid behavior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I told you before, I don't give a shit if it's you or not. I just know that it's one obsessive moron that doesn't even lift that keeps spamming the same threads. Both of you can 69 each other's wieners and choke on em for all I care, as long as you stop posting on my board.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not your board. You should leave to some keto hugbox if you can't stand people making fun of it.

                https://i.imgur.com/YqeS7Ef.jpg

                Someone identified OP is you, and here you are. What a coincidence.

                How and where did I hurt you so bad that you keep harboring your utterly paranoid schizo beliefs for so long with such intensity? And are you even sure it was me?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You should leave to some keto hugbox
                That's what so funny about this. I've never done keto. I don't plan on doing keto either. The first time I heard of keto was from you autistic fricks crying all day about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who is crying? Also protip: don't open or post to threads that make you triggered. Hide and post to fun threads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have been found out b***h homie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It has never been a secret that I post here. But, good job, I guess. Hope it made your day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a fun character. You haven't hurt anyone yet. As mentioned you seem dangerously insane and you've already tried to escalate your internet fight to real life harm. That will be fun when it happens too, as long as I'm not the person you choose to victimize.

                You have been found out b***h homie

                He's been called out many times. He's not tricking anyone, but he won't quit. It's a crusade.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And I replied to your lunatic accusations here

                Nah.

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                It goes like this: you are throwing insane accusations about me without any proof, which in turn means you are the ones who are mentally ill. Not me. You see me everywhere, in everyone, behind every word, image, post and thread. I bet I'm even in your dreams. That is crazy. Literally paranoid schizoid behavior.

                and have nothing to add. Really, if you want to talk about it, drop me a DM.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You should leave to a hugbox if you can't stand people making fun of it.
                *picture of your typical starving*
                >How and where did I hurt you so bad that you keep harboring your utterly paranoid schizo beliefs for so long with such intensity? And are you even sure it was me?
                >WAHH I CAN'T TAKE IT WAHHH
                Just WOW. Typical batshit insane extremist vegan hypocrisy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Someone identified OP is you, and here you are. What a coincidence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why not post some vegan bodybuilders instead of some raw vegan hippy who has anorexia?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh yes the vegan who is incomprehensibly roided out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Black person he is a body builder/influencer it's taken for granted he is on the hot sauce

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Very one who looks better than you is on roids

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol this vegan would piss and shid himself when could confronted with piers. Piers is a fricken chad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This guy has made every antiketo post on IST for the past two years. He's coincidentally in this thread saying it isn't his thread. Lol.

            Why are leftist lies so transparent? They just use bruteforce. No finesse.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >This guy has made every antiketo post on IST for the past two years. He's coincidentally in this thread saying it isn't his thread. Lol.
              No, I

              He supposedly is a carrier of one of those ApoE alleles that makes you more susceptible to ASCVD in response to a high-fat diet, but regardless, there is no evidence whatsoever that high fat diets are healthy, regardless of your genetic background.
              If you look at wild game vs store-bought farmed crap, the latter is always much higher in fat, especially saturated fat.
              Going to Walmart and buying fatty cuts of farmed, domesticated meat and calling yourself a "carnivore" is S-tier [...] brainletism.
              I do eat meat and dairy, but I try to keep it as low fat as I can, and I pair it with high-fiber foods.

              have posted anti-keto threads too.
              I usually call them "ketards" instead of "ketolards," which not only implies they're brainlets, but it sounds like "ketone," as in "ketone bodies," which they think are magical.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When did he doxx himself?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds just like comer anon from Germany who is on /misc/ 24/7 to counter anticoom threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally in between the line of a person and a bot. I guess he has some sort of personal benefit, because he deliberately defies basic logic or he is just a schizo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you please give me the names of all these people for reference?
      Who is S tier? I know all the A tier except the lady.
      Know B tier and only the first and last of C tier.
      I can agree on Saladino in E I've recently been woken up to the fact he's a fricking homosexual.
      Don't bother with F tier, I know them its very, very bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I don't think I will.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all good, you do you.
          please seek help for your autism before you make national headlines

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S: Mikhaila Peterson
        A: Ken Berry, Shawn Baker, Judy Cho, Anthony Chaffee
        B: Kelly Hogan
        C: Harry Serpanos, Amber O'Hearn, Laura Spath, Sarah Zaldivar, Kevin Stock, Lillie Kane, Steak And Butter Gal
        D: 5 Minute Body, Carnivore Yogi, Ancestral Healing
        E: Paul Saladino, Raymond Nazon, Shreducated, Bart Kay, Health Coach Kait
        F: Frank Tufano, Sv3rige, Jack Kruse, Jimmy Moore, Liver King
        Pic related is the captcha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based, thanks
          I should've recognized S but I honestly did not think she was that hot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Jimmy Moore
          This guy got booked for raping a minor recently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ketoschizo
      Its the boogeyman the starch advocates talk about when literally half the board starts collectively shitting down their throats and ripping their poorly crafted bullshit theories apart with hard science.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont recognize anyone except for the liver guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah seriously what is the deal with those raw meat weirdos? Mostly talking frank tufano and svrngrad or whatever his name is. Those two guys bottom left are by far the most weird cringe meal and nutrition gurus on the internet and both eat raw meat diet.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guy on steroids? He has the extra leathery face of a roider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's anorexic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Durian Rider? He's literally posted videos of himself pinning, I think during the Thailand saga.
      As far as michael Reilly (thecarnivorekid), it wouldn't surprise me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He posts videos all the time talking about his steroid use.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently yes
    >He is and was pretty open about his steroid use. He did Testosterone, EPO, etc. He already said it himself. My little 8 year old sister has more muscle than him though. Probably also healthier.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine roiding for that

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look how flat he is. This is what happens when you don't eat carbs

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got my Cholesterol checked for the first time, I got a 2.5 ratio, apparently its very good

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Balanced diet chads win again

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE HAD A FAMILY HISTORY OF HEART DISEASE.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keto is like taking cold showers:

    those who say they're doing it, aren't; and those who actually do do it, die young

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you help me place these plant-based fitness gurus on the tier list? SABCDEF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the middle-bottom right guy (the doctor) isnt plant-based, right? hes just anti-carnivore i think

      dr greger is easily f tier tho, as is onision and VG, vegans do sure seem to be mentally unstable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nutrition Made Simple's "what I eat in a day" video is all plants. He doesn't say "meat always bad", but he's definitely plant-based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1LKpt8MeMU

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          looks nutritionally deficient

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Muh hecking Cronometer says I hit all my micro recommendations and it's low sodium and saturated fat!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *Seed Oil
    *Vax
    *Bad Genetics

    Guess what that = buddy...

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    manlet

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the past year there has been a lot of fit people with heart problems.
    I wonder what drugs did they injected themselves in the past year...

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, the waiter from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia just can't catch a break.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but ketoCHADs told me high cholesterol and triglycerides is le good! How could this happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>but ketoCHADs told me high ... triglycerides is le good
      didn't happen
      high trigs is for hyperinsulinemic sugareaters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't even have high triglycerides, just high LDL. People should read the images before uploading.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He just looks sick.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shouldn't have taken the vax

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks insanely unhealthy.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yjk

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he vaxed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude, trust me, it's not the schizo fatty-meat diet, it's the ebil vaccines
      You guys really are detached from reality. Just taking a look at s3vrige's content tells me all I need to know about keto-schizos...

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this guy supposedly run a chan site?
    Regardless, his diet was especially moronic, in that he went out of his way to eat fattier cuts of meat.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics matter. Some people will eat healthy their whole lives and have clogged arteries by age 45. Others need to pig out on bacon and cheese daily to get to that point by age 60.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He supposedly is a carrier of one of those ApoE alleles that makes you more susceptible to ASCVD in response to a high-fat diet, but regardless, there is no evidence whatsoever that high fat diets are healthy, regardless of your genetic background.
      If you look at wild game vs store-bought farmed crap, the latter is always much higher in fat, especially saturated fat.
      Going to Walmart and buying fatty cuts of farmed, domesticated meat and calling yourself a "carnivore" is S-tier

      https://i.imgur.com/v7bJFpu.jpg

      Redpill me on the ketoschizo. Is he the guy who shills for keto or the guy who shills against keto?

      brainletism.
      I do eat meat and dairy, but I try to keep it as low fat as I can, and I pair it with high-fiber foods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Our ancestors have eaten a lot of fat mammals before most of the megafauna went extinct and during the ice ages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being afraid of fat
        We have always eaten tons of fat. Just because most muscles in most animals are not marbled like prime ribeye steaks doesn't mean we didn't eat the fat that is typically cut off any other market cut.
        Wild game today is a lot of deer, they are lean animals. This is an isolated example, and there are tons of animals roaming around that humans would and do consume that have much more fat on them.
        Your takes are shit and based on pseudoscience. Please educate yourself further before posting about your diet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If you look at wild game vs store-bought farmed crap, the latter is always much higher in fat, especially saturated fat.
        .t brainlet city slicker
        >Never eaten raccoon
        >Never eaten beaver or any semi-acquatic mammal
        >Ignores fatty/oily fish
        >Ignores bear grease
        >Ignores the fact that late Pleistocene megafauna like Mammoths and stuff had tons of fat
        Just have a nice day you fricking moron

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAFE
    *clap*
    AND
    *clap
    EFFECTIVE

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit genetics. Just look at those chest inserts. Absolutely pathetic.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what happens when anyone other than type O master race tries to eat like that.

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