>oh, you box?

>oh, you box? yeah well, I can deadlift 400 pounds so get the fuck out of my fa -ACK

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >oh, you box? i'm a gay also we should hang out

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    actually, besides technique; something that can really help in a fight is being heavier than your opponent. i have a few sparing partners who are fat sure they dont go the long run but those first 3 rounds are hard.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ye mass matters but depending on your experience in boxing(or just striking in general) it matters less if your technique is shit. When we're all new the bigger guy will probably win but if all they rely on is their size they will quickly be left behind by those who actually focus on technique and skill. I'm saying this as a bigger guy btw

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >oh so you don't do any martial arts? I could easily beat you in a fight
    >w-what do you mean you don't care? If we fought I would win
    >I mean I guess I won't, but if you gave me a reason I would

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Boxing is cope martial art. Oh you box? Well what if I tackle you and gorilla smash your head into the pavement. Oh you didn't think about that did you? gay.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >oh you box? TAAAAKE THISS AAAAA -ACK

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you box? Well, I have gun. Now give me yo shit bitch bro.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh you box? Well, I have gun. Now gi -ACK

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >now gi-
            >BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG
            >click… clack…
            >BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Idiots who've never done a martial art really think it's that easy huh??? You dumbasses don't even realize that tackles work better depending on the type of boxer, for outboxers unless you have a LOT OF EXPERIENCE against that type your tackles will miss and you'll keep getting shredded by the asphalt and if you're against an in-fighter type they'll land easier as they tend not to be that maneuverable but a tackle is kinda easy to counter, you don't even need to train it that hard lol

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        As an outboxer who maneuvers easily, I second this. Space space space, strike!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You will get hit in the gut so hard you'll faint

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    box box box box box

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >oh, you box? yeah well, i box too so -ACK
    >-ACK

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Boxing is literally the goat martial art for street fights. Imagine trying to pull guard in a bar fight jfl, that shit only works in a controlled environment.

    A real street fight goes like this: drunk asshole starts shit, you dodge the first punch, then counter with a one two and get the fuck out of there

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I am going to learn Muay Thai after boxing, kek. Gonna have elephant trunk elbows

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It'll be easier if you do dutch style muay thai first. Boxing has a lot of weaving and ducking that doesn't transfer over well because of knees and kicks, and you'll spend a considerable amount of time trying to unlearn that

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Boxing has a lot of weaving and ducking that doesn't transfer over well because of knees and kicks
          Nah that’s not really a big deal, the majority of casual boxers don’t move their head enough for it to cause problems.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason knee's and elbow's came to me naturally when it came to striking. I had to learn boxing and karate to make sure my strikes were refined though, otherwise my whole technique is just unrefined street brawling.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liek boxes.
    I can put stuff in them amd move it somewhere else!
    :*~~

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I lift, wrestle, and box. Simple as.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh you box?
    >*Kicks you directly in the nuts full force while you prance around*
    Daily reminder all fighting sports are fucking retarded because real fights dont have rules.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Based and reality pulled.

      >oh you do MMA? cool my buddy domed you with a brick from behind.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >assumes that a boxer doesn't have the reflexes to dodge/block an attack that can only be executed at mid/long range
      >assumes that a boxer only ever uses his fists and doesn't know how to fight back dirty
      top fucking kek

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >*Tackles you*
        Cool boxing skills retard

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I love delusional people who think they will just "fight dirty" against a boxer or MMA fighter and win, as if the trained fighter doesn't know how to fight dirty as well, only he can dish out way worse.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Whats he gonna do? Some BBC jitsu and try to grapple me in some fag ass way he learned for 4 easy payments of 2999.99 from sensei jon at "modern samurais gym" Ill just bite a fucking chunk out of his arm lmao

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to learn how to fight naturally is getting into fights in middle and high school,I used to do alot of wrestling with my bros larping as WWE fighters except we were actually performing the moves,and here and there I'd get into a few real proper skirmishes that have overdeveloped my reflexes and fight iq to an instinctual level. If you're just starting it will be a bit more difficult for you to convert those skills into focused muscle memory once a confrontation arises in which you need to do so. Carrying a weapon at all times is best as well because you don't know what the other person could be hiding in their shirt/jacket/pants waiting for you.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Street fight is a gay fancy for poor people. Why would you ever put yourself in a position to start a fight when that person could have a gun or a knife.

    Just stop thinking it makes you a tough guy. I was that dude in my 20s and got stabbed by a Hispanic after I fucked up his friend. Took about 3 minutes for the stab to go from lol who stabbed me to blacking out from blood loss. Shit sucks and no one will ever fight fair.

    Also got sucker punched in a bar fight before that once. Dude just didnt like me and clocked me with a roll of quarters in his hand, knocked me down but not out. Lost vision in an eye for a day and a half.

    It'll never be a fair fight, and if it is the bigger guy will win 9/10.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're lucky you had three minutes to contemplate this new situation,there's a webm I wanna post of that guy that only lasted 9 seconds but I can't be bothered to get banned again

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Also got sucker punched in a bar fight before that once. Dude just didnt like me and clocked me
      What did you do to provoke him?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        accidentally mogged a drunken manlet without realizing it. many such cases

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          So you had zero interaction with him at all and he just sucker punched you for no reason? Sounds like horse shit. Either that or you live in some shit hole area and went to an even shadier bar

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >oh you don't box, just carry a shillelagh? i'm gonna -ACK you hold stil-ACK

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Humans weren't designed to put down their opponents with blunt, ineffective attacks like punches and kicks. We became top of the food chain due to opposable thumbs and the ability to craft tools.
    The reason that human beings aren't all oversized, myostatin-deficient gorrilla-like freaks is that Grug figured out how to make a spear, and kill bigger Grug with it.
    Carry a knife or buy a gun if you really want to protect yourself.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get into boxing?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      find a gym online and give them a call. If you want to get a good gym, a good indicator is how many fighters they produce and are active. The same thing applies to other striking arts

      Humans weren't designed to put down their opponents with blunt, ineffective attacks like punches and kicks. We became top of the food chain due to opposable thumbs and the ability to craft tools.
      The reason that human beings aren't all oversized, myostatin-deficient gorrilla-like freaks is that Grug figured out how to make a spear, and kill bigger Grug with it.
      Carry a knife or buy a gun if you really want to protect yourself.

      fighting is fun and develops reflexes/coordination that transfer over to other skills

      >*Tackles you*
      Cool boxing skills retard

      Do Muay Thai instead runs head first into a knee

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Jumps on top of you
        Cool ching chong jitsu

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can do both

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    lost

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter when i can just break all of your skulls in seconds.
    t. punched a heavy bag in 4-6 months

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, I adopt a lower guard stance like pic related
    Interestingly enough adopting some karate into my striking allowed me to be a switch hitter lmfao

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >oh you do Jiu Jitsu? yeah well, im the boxing champ at my local gym and i wi- ACK

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk is it better in a year to box twice a week and lift four to five times a week, gaining just for comparisons sake 15kg bw and adding 60kg to power clean. Or box four times a week and lift twice a week gaining 7kg bw and adding 30kg to power clean.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I care more about marital arts so I think the latter is the better option

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