>old milfs at the gym miring me
>younger girls around my age avoiding me
i don't like this, are there any all male gyms?
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>old milfs at the gym miring me
>younger girls around my age avoiding me
i don't like this, are there any all male gyms?
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>old ladies won't leave you the frick alone ever and constantly try to interrupt your sets
I told one of them to stop trying to converse and let me focus and the rest told me I was rude.
lifts for this feel?
Damn, I feel bad for her. She deserves love too
We all deserve love broski
cool hentai plot i don't believe this happens though sounds fake atleast not in this way
It's that thing she says at the end that does it for me lol. The autists who write these things literally can't help themselves
Had the neighbour (single milf) come over and bring me home made sushi when she knew no one else was home. Parents away and sister gone for a couple days.
Hardly ever talked to her before that just the usual hi and wave as we see each other. But she knocked on the door and sat there chatting about random shit for like 10mins. Was playing vidya with my buddy soo was pretty keen to get back to my game. Looking back I was abit moronic not to realise.
She was pretty hot aswell, maybe if she was more direct about things she wouldve got what she wanted. She was way to sly though, and I was too oblivious.
Openly flirt with one of the milfs. Nothing serious, just joke around with them. This will attract the younger females. They can't stand uglier women than them getting the spotlight.
This shit unironically puts me the frick off. If you're resorting to such trashy tactics, all it signals is that you can't get laid normally nor can you simply socialize without the stupid games. Either way, doesn't give off a good impression
no one cares goblina
guess agen frickface
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have a nice day you fat mexican
no c**t
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you deserve goblina. everyone you look at is her kek
also wouldn't she want you to talk to ugly older "women"?
You're a fat mexican.
no im east azn
Built for BWC
Are you A girl
oink oink piggy
keep goin keep goin
now take the socks off
post body then we'll talk
>post body then we'll talk
Not him but ok. Post thighs, I don't care for feeta
It's a trick - dont do it.
i want them to say ywnbaw so that it feeds into my delusion for a couple more months until i can't get away with it anymore.
Take your socks off. We need an accurate weight from the scale
cmon bro y did u go quiet
Please sleep with me or I will kill myself
L O N D O N
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>still no cumtribute
Come on bros I'd do it myself but I have family over.
Imagine getting baited by this in the current year
impressive. very nice. how much do you lift?
she can lift 3ck(wieners)
nice gyno anon
>Reverse image search
>The only results are this thread
Either you’re hilarious for doing this or this shit really works
you see this reaction is exactly why it works lmao
they may not even be serious OP they know what's up
Kek. Ty for confirming it works roastie.
Get the low value women out of my sight. Better they rope once you're done with them.
Chud, you're a disappointment. You didn't look at anyone before but yesterday, you fricking shot me a glance like all the cardio bunnies did. I'm disappointed in you Chud, disappointed. You're like everyone else, a gormless npc reeking of new years resolutions thirst
The frick are you talking about, homie
>gormless
hey alright
I refuse to believe it's that easy. FRICK
>I refuse to believe it's that easy. FRICK
keep goin keep goin lowest common denominator
If you start with some female attention you have it easy. Women are very attracted to guys who talk to women confidently like no big deal. Making them laugh is pussy watering, literally just goof around without looking like a clowwn ofc.
Only if you know that's what the man is doing, but you won't because you're a dumb prostitute or a moronic troony.
>hot man talks to ugly old women
Yeah that isn't obvious at all. It's like all you can react to is toxicity
>Not being social enough that you talk to everyone man or woman, young or old
Sorry about your autism. Not everything a man does is about you
>Not everything a man does is about you
That's why I prefer men because women want it to be all about them. If women acted the way men did and feared being meetoo'd, it be a lot nicer.
>That's why I prefer men because women want it to be all about them
Yes. This is so true, women are needy attention prostitutes who crave constant validation and desire to be catered to 24/7. They sever their boyfriends former interests and male friendships as undesirable distractions. Absolutely suffocating and very off-putting.
>They sever their boyfriends former interests and male friendships as undesirable distractions. Absolutely suffocating and very off-putting.
Why do you fricking let this happen? Is it because you think you can't have sex if you piss her off? Have you tried telling her?
>women are needy attention prostitutes who crave constant validation and desire to be catered to 24/7. They sever their boyfriends former interests and male friendships as undesirable distractions
sounds hot to me honestly
>ugly old woman
I don't think you know what "milf" means.
Cope with your leather bag
It doesn't single anything because none of the women in his gym will know that's why he's flirting with the older women. The only women that know are the ones in this thread and because I doubt any of yall go to his gym your opinion doesn't mean shit.
I go to a gym
>because I doubt any of yall go to his gym
>I go to a gym
I mean does it even matter since you don't know what a woman is?
if you want goblina be my guest kek
Why didn't you put a convex curve around Louie? He is a ham planet in that photo.
Source: I'm male ham planet also
You Fricken fat useless lump
>roastie tells herself she won't fall for chad tricks again
kek some dumb israelite b***h I met at a bar a few years ago said the same shit to me and lo and behold, she gave me a blowjob in my truck after last call
roasties never change
here is evidence it works, you have your mission soldier.
KEK IT WORKED
>women dislike when men not only play stupid shit games like them but play them better
Merry Christmas from Kazakhstan.
>got a random roast to almost post breasts
holy shit it actually works. I can't believe it
Once you realize how women work it becomes so fricking easy.
This is honestly so true. I doubt it would work in a gym setting tho, party/bar type place it probably would work
It works everywhere. You might not realize it, but women make see hierarchies everywhere and they go crazy if someone lendssome attention to the women below them. This is why girls bully way more than men do in highschool, hormones and female psychology make it a fricking jungle.
Men bully more physically ime
This is actually true
>Flirting with ugly milf at restaurant bar waiting for my food to come
>Young good looking girl forces herself into an empty seat next to me with way too little space
>”Oh immm….do you need extra room?”
>”No im just waiting for my togo order”
b***h awkwardly wedged in between my convo to mog this milf and then didn’t even try and talk to me. Dumb b***hes
>female ego and spite
Young observant b***h mogged the ugly milf, and also b***h-blocked you. Boom - boom ... double mog and spiteful satisfaction. Lmaooo.
>frick milfs when you're young and frick young chicks when you're old
sounds based to me
there is nothing more disgusting than an old b***h, I would rather go gay, imagine that disgusting saggy vegana, it gives me the jeebies
veganas don’t sag moron
>vegana lift
>Face lift
>Breast lift
vegana muscles get weak and loose over time from stretching due to fricking wiener and childbirth. vegana lift to tight muscles is a well-known cosmetic surgical procedure to increase coital pleasure.
>i don't like this, are there any all male gyms?
Yeah, but you can only do cardio
Younger girls haven't had to build up the courage that older left-over women have had to. If old women are miring, young ones are too; they just don't want to get caught.
Big dawg posting scripture
Don't give me hope like that anon
Don't do it
Cougars are better than young women in every single way.
>mfw 27
>8 figs
>too young to be a cougar
>too old for anything
>8 figures
net assets worth...
>too old for anything
for what...what does that mean?
>for what...what does that mean?
im creep age now
Make sure that you dress appropriately.
nah.
Captcha: J0GPN
Booo
okay, ya got me. IST sending its regards.
Gonna post more or what
prob has a face only a single mother could love
no amount of fashion will make you less insecure about your snout lol
I bet she's more insecure about her facial expressions than about her face in general
I would marry that thing even if the face of Igor bogdanoff was attached to it
Anon delivers!
Thanks anon, happy Christmas.
damn you look classy
looking like you found some spare clothes in your grandpa's closet and thought you'd try them on
you look goofy as frick
>CH belt
Bruh
mommy
What is the designer label of this school girlish frock?
Man hands
uwu
>I'm creep age now
Where are you located?
What's your target age range?
b***h looks 22
>What's your target age range?
>N/A
In other words you don't want to admit that your target male age is like late teens to early 22-24.
You long for those former boyish charms that now evade you. No longer a teenage ingenu and not yet a 35+ cougar.
no i meant, as long as you write me in your will
so charming and evasive
Sucks to suck.
I'm 29 and turned down a really good proposition from a girl not long ago. You ladies get less and less "valuable" as a mate with age. Maybe you'll find someone. We all share our struggles. Mine is just finding a girl that isn't a gold digger. There's so many. Whatever, good luck to you.
>8 figs
in pesos im assuming. stop larping
usd
Take the Franklinpill, young man.
https://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/BenjaminFranklinAdviceOnChoiceOfAMistress
Milfs are more desperate for wiener. Anyway, you are a homosexual.
>fat old hags at work getting flirty when they see me in t shirt
>socially unacceptable for man to say "ew get away from me creep"
im
don't know how to btfo them either.
>socially unacceptable for woman to say "ew get away from me creep"
>fricking kill me
what are you talking about, women say that all the time
women saying that to other women unironically would get them crucified. women can't let other women trample on their ego
only works for one night stands
This. Old woman hit on me for 6 months at an office job. Everyone thought it was cute and that “she deserves love too” as if I was supposed to leave my wife for her. I told her “please stop hitting on me” and I was in hr c**ts office that afternoon getting yelled at for “sexual harassment” when I’ve documented and sent over her continued harassment towards me for half a fricking year.
I don’t work in offices anymore.
You could just say that's inappropriate behavior.
just call her granny or something similar, at the very most it will be considered rude.
>33
>Only girls that find me attractive are late teens to early 20s and old 45+ women
>Ones my age want absolutely nothing to do with me
>Posted my picture on photofeeler and get a 5/10
>Change it to <25 women only and get 9/10
This would be fine if it wasn't for the fact that it pretty much assures I will die alone as all of the young girls just want to frick around and aren't interested in a relationship with some weird old guy with no friends that lives alone in a 4 bedroom house.
>4 bedroom house.
>Change it to <25 women only and get 9/10
They want you to pay for their college.
>pretty much assures I will die alone as all of the young girls just want to frick around and aren't interested in a relationship with some weird old guy
Not if you assuage them that you will provide for their life.
t. Daughter of a man who does this.
I rent, nor do I look like I have money, nor do I actually look in my 30s I guess.
In fact it seems like the girls I come across have an aversion to letting me pay for things, I think because they're scared it'll make me think more of them than just being a sexual object.
I moved here with my mother and grandmother but they hate one another and eventually over the years my grandma left and I kicked my mom out.
>I think because they're scared it'll make me think more of them than just being a sexual object.
Ah, seems my mommy issues radar is as sharp as ever. I fricking love being right. Never seen a woman pay for some guy' shit and he says, "By the way, I think more of you now, more than a sexual object." Speaking from experience
The male honesty is far more important to me than what shit women spin out of their arse
post bobs
>with some weird old guy with no friends that lives alone in a 4 bedroom house
how did the "weird old guy" end up living alone in this house ... family/parents died or divorce?
Whole lot of simpin in this thread
My board was right about yours. Fricking absolutely pathetic brainlet sperggays
Fricking mogged
>have gilf fetish
>start lifting
>younger girls mirin me constantly
I DIDN"T ASK FOR THIS
you look like a "good dad" a "nice guy", someone "to settle down with" after the f2tadhbun times are over
>you look like a "good dad" a "nice guy", someone "to settle down with" after the *f2tadhbun* times are over
meaning pls kek
>f2tadhbun
Trying being Fit and working in a hospital
>older yet still doable milf nurses eye you up
>young loose nurses avoid you
>African and Filipina immigrant nurses avoid all social contact unless it’s talking about church
post face you ugly bawd
bet 1000USD i look better than you
bet 1000USD you don't even shower without makeup
REKT
it's bad for my skin, why tf bother when it doesn't change how people see me
Wait, why am I arguing with a woman, again?
Because I'm rich and bored and you're a bawd for my amusement.
You really wish you looked like this don't you
no i wanna look like bai
Let me see the ass
It can't be that bad
that would make people worried tho fr
Just no
>pronoun(s): "it"
sorry I'm sticking to mommy (if you don't mind)
Prove you’re worth 8 figures by giving me 200$
You're trying to solicit donations from mlle. effay bon vivante. Dude....
I don’t understand what half of those words mean but yeah that’s what I’m doing
Not American, just living here for the time being. You're Euro?
Once i repared the tablet of a dumb rich girl i worked with and the poor b***h had videos of her boob job in it. It was really sad because at the end she was still mid but with plastic breasts.
Changed boyfriends like she changed professions. Fun girl.
I only ever frick the trashiest of old women. 55-65 range is awesome
>55 - 65 yo cougars
>trashiest of old women
where do u meet them?
how old are u?
They’re rampant in certain clubs, especially ones that play retro music, they’re so desperate to cling to their youth
I’m 31, been screwing them religiously since 17
Nice outfit
Simping for a girl, clearly dyel. Referring to other guys as 'bro', gtfo.
>'bro
ok, frickbawd
>IST gives roastie attention
>again
Many such cases of incels ree'ing at thots, then the moment one pays em any attention they simp out
200 dollar is enough for exactly 107 McChickens, which is enough to sustain my American body for like at least 2 days
>giving all this attention to some SEA monkey
Pathetic
She's east asian. Scroll up
thank you, for not being a useless brainlet
are you Kam?
spent 2.5 grand. could do it for less, the belt was overkill
>The only results are this thread
huh, funny that because its been posted in cbt but your archive is shit. posted in IST /waywt/ once
anytime. I think he's confusing you for me (resident SEAmonkey) lmao. Honestly kinda flattering tho, because I think your outfit is cool
acquire taste
t-thanks. a-are you picrel goddess?
yeah am i even on the right board
>Are you saying that the only women left on IST are non-whites?
White women can't handle the criticism and frick off as soon as their egos aren't stroked
Milfs are the best
Oh the beauty of a young, fit male in his prime
Most males should lose their virginity to another man
F
>girl moggs half of IST
>Everyone assblasted
There has got to be nothing more pathetic then calling a woman you would like the boots clean for slurs because your pea brain thinks this is the only way you can get a reaction
Go away roastie. I got all the milfs in the gym to talk to.
I fricking hate how this board turned into a cringier version of LULZ.
Fricking have a nice day you failures.
Yeap, roastie trying to outlift age confirmed.
Serious advice, try to learn to smile, be nice and lovely.
All Seething roasties die alone.
Everyone dies alone.
Guess I'm in the minority, I love milfs/old sloots. I'll eye frick frick the shit out of them, but probably because they're the only ones who are receptive.
> How to smash a gym milf/old sloots?