omg i found this on my bfs computer how do I help him

omg i found this on my bfs computer how do I help him

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean his room and cook for him

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't take up lots of his time and help him to achieve his goals

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him that Uni won't get him a job and advise trade school.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Cappy. Not our problem you spread your buttcheecks for a worthless degree

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy him whitening strips. Teach him how to put them on(dry the teeth first with a towel then put sticky strips right onto dry teeth.)

    Give him a haircut.

    Help him study for Uni.

    Tell him to fix diet and workout(skin and body fixed)

    Clean his room(should be easy since you seem to be snooping in it)

    Kiss him.

    I have never had a gf in my life. I have never kissed a girl. I want to kiss a girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will kiss a girl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no he wont

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I will kiss a girl.

          I will kiss a girl. I will kiss a girl. I will kiss a girl. I will kiss a girl. I will kiss a girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will anon, I believe it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I believe it too. I believe I will kiss a girl. I KNOW I WILL KISS A GIRL.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how old are you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am in my 20’s. I am white, I am not short, I am not fat. I have good physical and mental health I swear. I’m not ugly face wise either. I live in a first world country but am kinda poor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope with what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am in my 20’s.
                yeah its over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're telling a poor yellow tooth acne ridden mop head skinny slob has a gf but I don't?

                if you never got a kiss before 20 you're ngmi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am in my 20’s.
                yeah its over

                It is not over for me. I am going to make it. I hugged a girl. I will kiss a girl. I will get Married. I will have sexual intercourse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >21 khv
                its OVER

                I said I hugged a girl. I HUGGED A GIRL! I HAVE NOT KISSED A GIRL YET! I enjoyed hugging her. She insisted on hugging me she was a sweetheart.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >21 khv
                its OVER

                I AM GOING TO BED WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO READ YOUR REPLY!

                BUT TO LET YOU KNOW! I WILL KISS A GIRL SOMETIME BETWEEN NOW AND WHEN I DIE!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                god bless you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I believe in you anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did not kiss till I was 22
                now I have 2 kids

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have another one to cause a net growth in population lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good for you man. Thanks I knew it. I didn’t Say before but why not I am currently 21 and will be 22 within the next 80 days.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >21 khv
                its OVER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine paying for white strips instead of gargling a little hydrogen peroxide.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine me kissing a girl. Not needed though because it will also actually happen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Just go with the flow when it happens brother. Your pp will guide you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you king. Yes I will Intuitively do my best. I’ll keep my lips moving but not stiff and not bite too hard if teeth are used at all. I’ll start slow and try to copy her. Muhen I kiss a girl for the first time will be very enjoyable for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell him to fix diet
      She's a woman she should be doing the fucking shopping and the cooking, not just nagging him about it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him monkey pox, you gay.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's helping himself. He needs to learn to do this himself or he never will learn how.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him all the blowies and love in the world while he accomplishes the world.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    use moisturizer with tretinoin or u’ll give urself chemical burns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be his gym partner

      also tell him to wear sunscreen with tretinoin if he ever goes outside.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're telling a poor yellow tooth acne ridden mop head skinny slob has a gf but I don't?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post timestamp or gtfo

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suck his dick and stop nagging.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By not using his computer. He's got it under control.

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