>On your resume you listed "2pl8 bench press" under your technical proficiencies

>On your resume you listed "2pl8 bench press" under your technical proficiencies
>How is your 2pl8 bench press relevant to your performance at this job?
Well?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >360s and walks always

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a client needs to be mogged you can call me in.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can keep the manlets corralled

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rolls up sleeve
    >scoot shirt back a little more so some of the pec is visible
    >flexes a shoulder
    >pops a pec
    >"You tell me, miss"
    >stick drinking straw up her nose and suck the snot out of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      privilege

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This webm is one of my all-time favorites. It perfectly demonstrates how the groid's pride is it's most prioritized attribute. This ape knows it fucked up by getting on the wrong walkway but instead of immediately stopping and turning around it continues walking. "Yeah I kno it wuz the slowa one".

      The same type of behavior is seen throughout their race in various forms. Their women being on food stamps and living in a completely shitty apartment but spending hundreds on their hair and nails. The men not even making $30k a year but driving brand new Dodge Chargers and financing them at 20% APR and buying expensive shoes just to appear rich. You will see them in the gym ego lifting. Bouncing the bar off their chest while benching, half repping with weight they can not handle. Once again, the groid would rather appear strong than actually be strong. Appearance is everything to these "people" - they have no moral fiber. Soulless animals

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until you see me squat, you're gonna want the ol' lickaroo on the spot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its a physically demanding job

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to lift an $80,000 pump that was only 61kg once and my coworkers were super nervous. It's a 1 plate diddly and they couldn't handle it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Isn’t this a hospitality job? I thought carrying plates was really important.”

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cause I'll be carrying 2 plates to our dinner table, haha, do you like chicken?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it's not directly related to my performance at this job, but it does show that I have a strong work ethic and determination. Plus, being able to lift a 2pl8 bench press requires a certain level of physical strength and mental focus, both of which are important in any work setting. So while it may not be directly related to the tasks at hand, it's still a valuable skill to have.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It shows that I take good care of my health and have good judgement and decision making skills. See this picture? I think more clearly than the fat fucks you have working here because I didn't voluntarily clog the arteries to my brain.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, guess I'm just not qualified for this position. Hey can you let IDES know I showed up for the interview? They'll cut me off unemployment if I'm not "actively seeking employment" lmao. (note, say el-am-ay-oh out loud and then wink as I spin 360degrees and walk backwards out the door)
    >(post-note: make sure the door is open this time)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations! We would like to extend an offer.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you only bench 2pl8s? Sorry anon, but that’s some pussy shit. We’re going to have to pass up your application

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Son, it's part of 'the empire' I'm trying to build, but for that I'll have you know 'I'm putting together a team'

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you have an archeology bone? I have one for you

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well I actually wrote THREE pl8 you illiterate bitch

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >earthquake hits
    >big chunk of ceiling falls on interviewer
    >hold on babe
    >gets in bench press form*
    >bench presses ceiling off interviewer*

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would trust someone who has beat the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time with no guide to be able to navigate any difficulty a corporation has to offer. That level of puzzle solving, observational skills, map reading, listening to directions, resource management, and hand-eye coordination is perfectly adequate for any type of 'product manager' bullshit role where you sip juice and work on spreadsheets. The only other skill you would need is the ability to be patient with people for whom a job is more than a source of income when they get all weird about everything.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have wondered at what point it would be appropriate to include some lifting stats on your resume. I am thinking once I hit a 405 squat might consider it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was told to add a purple belt in BJJ onto a resume. I don't know how I'd ever format and phrase it to imply that it makes me competent. I believe that the ability to stay dedicated, to compete, and to display competency does make me a superior employee, but resumes never made sense to me. Now that I'm self-employed, I never ever ever ever want to work for someone again, so I guess I'll never need to understand.

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