>Once I hit thirty I will start eating healthy and I will start working out. >hits 30

>”Once I hit thirty I will start eating healthy and I will start working out”
>hits 30
>quits youtube, goes on a diet, starts working out
Apologise

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t apologize to fat “people”

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like that cheese ramen stuff. Also if he actually loses all the weight that might actually be the start of a paradigm shift away from all of this obese acceptance bs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cheese ramen? do explain. I've been looking for something new to try.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Korean brand of stir-fried ramen called Buldak. Avocado man frequently ate tons of it for videos, once complaining of shitting Hispanicy noodle shits in the bed because of it. Buldak is known for being super Hispanicy but they make less Hispanicy versions and a few different flavors, including cheese. I prefer the stew type personally but I also do love the curry and tomato pasta flavors. Most, if not all, asian markets sell it and sometimes you can find the original flavor at Walmart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that might actually be the start of a paradigm shift away from all of this obese acceptance bs
      it will not. it will be MORE clickbait, and more reason for fatfags to get upset

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like that cheese ramen too
      But only a disgusting piece of shit would eat more than one in a sitting

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god fucking damn it OP, that Buldak stuff is like crack and I need to not be tempted by it fuck you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >have been eating them as soup for a year
      >recently someone told me I am a retard and you have to make them into noodles
      Which is right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The instructions specify a soup, but they do taste good if you boil off all of the liquid too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >have been eating them as soup for a year
          >recently someone told me I am a retard and you have to make them into noodles
          Which is right?

          You are both retards theyre intended to be noodles it literally says to drain off the water on the back of the package.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        package says to boil, drain, then stir fry with sauce. I prefer as soup though

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A skinny Niko wouldn't remotely be as funny

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he was ever funny?
      this is what gen z considers comedy?
      hes has never landed a joke in his entire life

      just being random and annoying without any concept of comedic timing, punches, gags, nothing. just visually stimulating the ibabies on their phones.
      Gen z entertainment is literally empty annoying bullshit to stare at, simulated reality. Nothing on tiktok is actually funny youre just easy to amuse with visuals.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nah hes right zoomers are low attention span buffoons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. He's got lots of jokes.
        >WHERE'S THE CHEEEEZE
        >I'M CALLING CORPORATE!
        >IT'S...YOUR FAULT!
        >IS THIS ENOUGH FOOD???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I cant tell if youre fucking with me or not. I dont know who would find a fat teletubby screaming WHERE'S THE CHEESE funny.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You don't really seem to be the humorous type.
            >MAKE ME LAUGH
            >STOP LAUGHING.
            >THAT'S NOT FUNNY
            >DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO LAUGH?
            >WHERE'S THE HUMOR?
            >JOKES USED TO BE BETTER

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fucking stupid?
        https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolcow

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think you are meant to look at him to feel better about yourself
        /fph/ personified
        Also irony, glorifying failures is fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          how can he watch that and not feel shame

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He is the worst motivator
              You will see rhis and think “I am not so bad”

              You should exclusively look at buff men

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree.
                I look at that and want to train so that I will never look like that.
                Ever.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You need to go out of your way to look like that
                My morbidly obese 60 year old father who eats junk food every day and exclusively drinks coke isn’t as fat as nik

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. I might not physically be that weight but i can see that fat beady eyed fucker staring at me every time i look in the mirror. "You're not that bad, you can skip the gym, just sit on the couch and have a tube of pringles. you don't need abs"
                Nope
                Nope
                Nope

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              sooooooooo people give him money because he's retarded? is that it? like one of those charitable donation kinda things

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes you just feel bad for someone and worry about how they live so you give them money

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhhh fuck no. I studied, i work every day, i still study in the evening, i'm a wage cuck. There is no way i'm giving my money to that motherfucker just for shaking his tits

                The very idea of that should offend you. That guy is living the life he wants while you pay for it. Are you insane??

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you insane??
                the rule rather than the exception, my fren

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you just feel bad for someone and worry about how they live so you give them money
                >you
                No. That is all on you. He made his own problems. He can live with the consequences.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He literally has a humiliation fetish. He gets off on people think he's a disgusting fat slob.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >He gets off on people think he's a disgusting fat slob
              Maybe. Maybe he knows that it is the only way for him to get attention.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He literally looks like an average American.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He is a comedic as much as he is an intellectual genius.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Je is actually Kind of smart

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This guy is set for life from playing a character man played a villain and got paid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is people watched him because he's a fucking trainwreck of a human being and they find it entertaining.

        https://i.imgur.com/thul3B5.jpg

        >”Once I hit thirty I will start eating healthy and I will start working out”
        >hits 30
        >quits youtube, goes on a diet, starts working out
        Apologise

        Probably had a big time health scare and took a break because he had blood clots in his legs or something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay 20-year-old boomer, people found him funny because of the same reason they found Chris Farley funny. They're ugly trainwrecks that play it up for the camera. You on the other hand seem to need an endless stream of internet daddy figures going off your post, which is 100 times more cringe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hey. I think you need to get a clue, buddy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Chris Farley was a comedic actor
          you're an actual fucking retard if you think a fat gay like nikocado is anything close to Farley
          I actually hate zoomer fucks like you so much holy fuck just die already

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I don’t apologize to fat “people”
        i found him funny

        Bullshit. He's got lots of jokes.
        >WHERE'S THE CHEEEEZE
        >I'M CALLING CORPORATE!
        >IT'S...YOUR FAULT!
        >IS THIS ENOUGH FOOD???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, please take the time to consider that he is not telling jokes, he IS the joke.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >absurdism
        "memes" aka "reaction images" were just as cringe back in the day. you're just a newfag wanting to look like an oldfag. genZ humor is what it is, take it or leave it, but for the love of fucking god, stop thinking that "looking like an oldfag is cool"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's more to comedy than verbal jokes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A skinny Niko wouldn't remotely be as funny
      It doesn't matter, he will still have a giant fanbase. He already had millions of subscribers when he was 200lbs skinnier. All of his YT comments are people rooting for him to lose weight. He won't lose any viewers and might actually gain a few from the "redemption arch" hype. Which is worth a lot more than some random gay on IST thinking he's funny.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Which is worth a lot more than some random gay on IST thinking he's funny.
        It's actually worth the same: nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he was ever funny?
      this is what gen z considers comedy?
      hes has never landed a joke in his entire life

      just being random and annoying without any concept of comedic timing, punches, gags, nothing. just visually stimulating the ibabies on their phones.
      Gen z entertainment is literally empty annoying bullshit to stare at, simulated reality. Nothing on tiktok is actually funny youre just easy to amuse with visuals.

      His gimmick is to drop food and cry. That would get boring after the second or third time.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 weird skin vagina hanging from his tits/stomach if he even does it

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't made a video in two months
    yeah, he probably burst his stomach while filming his next mukbang video and died on the spot

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did he really?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for his fitness influencer channel reboot.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    POST IT

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jerma?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They are distant cousins

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so if you're THAT fat but you lose weight slowly/naturally, does the skin also de-stretch?

    or will he have irreversible stretchmarks and skin flaps?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Im not sure if genetics play a role in that but if the weight loss is rapid he will look partially melted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The skin will make an effort, but that effort is probably around 5%, maybe less, he needs surgery for all the excess skin.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    This homosexual is one of the first that destroyed th illusion for me that homosexuals are all vain men obsessed with self image and sex and will do all kinds of things to improve their image for sex”. The fact this fat thing has had multiple bfs while straight DYELs die virgins destroyed that illusion for me.
    Now I just want the gay community to feel shame about his existence. I want the gay community of Florida to kidnap him and imprison him in some sex dungeon / fat farm, where all he gets is protein shots and lots of exercise. And hopefully lose weight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there are no gays in florida, chud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know you Yankee gays dont think Miami is part of Florida but it is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon did you see his boyfriend? Motherfucker looks like shit. I'm gay and I have standards, tho the majority of gay men will fuck anything with a penis, no matter how bad they look.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm gay and I have standards
        Anon you spelled “AIDS” wrong

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who is this fat fuck and why do I keep seeing him?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nikocado is IST culture

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GHAwic4.gif

        >who is this fat fuck
        IST culture

        CHECKED
        POST IT!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >who is this fat fuck
      IST culture

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2 months and no new video
    Oh fuck.
    It's over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will miss him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Great! Now I’ll never be able to eat Sonic foot long dogs again.
      Does Nickado have a Wendies vid?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was visiting my sister one day and I saw her five year old boy watching niko food videos on his iPad. Why doesn’t YouTube put such degenerate shit behind age filters?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexuality is the state mandated religion of globohomo and kids must be indoctrinated at a young age when their mind is malleable

      >disappeared for two months
      I almost guarantee you he is losing weight. He's probably down 90 pounds by now.

      Or has monkeypox

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Disney is legit pushing this agenda. Their CEO said she wants a 50 percent split of chuds and queers vs normies.
        Thats not even close to being realistically representative

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your sister gave her 5 year old child a fucking iPad and you’re mad at YouTube? have a nice day sub 50 IQ retard you and your entire family of mongoloids are the problem with the world

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >disappeared for two months
    I almost guarantee you he is losing weight. He's probably down 90 pounds by now.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope he comes back in a year and shows everyone he’s cut as fuck

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re a fat loser in your 20’s, you’re going to be an even fatter loser in your 30’s. Procrastinating on and being averse to spontaneous actionable steps to achieve your goals doesn’t just solve itself with time.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna come out and say it
    I like nikocado
    all the seething by normies just makes me like him more

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this. dude is playing a character and he pulls it off so good and is making a fortune. killing himself with the gluttony be damned

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like him specifically because he's homosexual.
      Everything else, I have no problem with.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone that couldn't tell he was playing a heel is such a fucking retard, like cr1tikal.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sorry Nick

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >make vegan YouTube channel filled with love
    >no one watches
    >start consuming copious amounts of processed Pig slop
    >people watch to feel a sense of superiority over you
    >keep gouging yourself while getting filthy fucking rich
    >quit
    >become a skinny twink again who now owns millions in the bank and has the biggest Normie “Glow Up” ever seen
    H-he played us like a damn fiddle…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets to spend the rest of his life as a paid advocate against obesity
      >Paid to tell people about the dangers of obesity
      Would be kino

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He’s only 30? Christ he’s younger than I am

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP FEEDING THE CATS!
    >IT'S NANCY!
    >I LOVE CHEESE...B'BUM...I LOVE CHEESE...B'BUM...YES I DOOOOO
    >JEEPERS CREEPERS!

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cado is a wierd case because he has made it by not making it. he could do a turnaround weight loss journey and become even bigger (figuratively not literally). but he just ghosted everybody which is odd.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    will be a year at least

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on him, it'll be hard as hell starting at 30 instead of in his 20s. Plus he'll never make it.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >implying he quit YT
    >implying he didn’t finally have a heart attack

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Waving arms around and hopping in front of a camera. This is actual entertainment for Zoomers? Why didn't I think of that.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would bet money he’s doing a weight loss program with a channel like TLC or something.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >goes on a diet an starts working out
    Citations requested.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was revealed to me in a youtube video

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here for the redemption arc

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Niko unironically did it ALL for the money. Now that he is a millionaire after pumping out videos for years he will go back to being skinny.

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