>”Once I hit thirty I will start eating healthy and I will start working out”
>hits 30
>quits youtube, goes on a diet, starts working out
Apologise
>”Once I hit thirty I will start eating healthy and I will start working out”
>hits 30
>quits youtube, goes on a diet, starts working out
Apologise
I don’t apologize to fat “people”
I like that cheese ramen stuff. Also if he actually loses all the weight that might actually be the start of a paradigm shift away from all of this obese acceptance bs.
cheese ramen? do explain. I've been looking for something new to try.
It's a Korean brand of stir-fried ramen called Buldak. Avocado man frequently ate tons of it for videos, once complaining of shitting spicy noodle shits in the bed because of it. Buldak is known for being super spicy but they make less spicy versions and a few different flavors, including cheese. I prefer the stew type personally but I also do love the curry and tomato pasta flavors. Most, if not all, asian markets sell it and sometimes you can find the original flavor at Walmart
>that might actually be the start of a paradigm shift away from all of this obese acceptance bs
it will not. it will be MORE clickbait, and more reason for fatgays to get upset
I like that cheese ramen too
But only a disgusting piece of shit would eat more than one in a sitting
god fricking damn it OP, that Buldak stuff is like crack and I need to not be tempted by it frick you
>have been eating them as soup for a year
>recently someone told me I am a moron and you have to make them into noodles
Which is right?
The instructions specify a soup, but they do taste good if you boil off all of the liquid too.
You are both morons theyre intended to be noodles it literally says to drain off the water on the back of the package.
package says to boil, drain, then stir fry with sauce. I prefer as soup though
A skinny Niko wouldn't remotely be as funny
he was ever funny?
this is what gen z considers comedy?
hes has never landed a joke in his entire life
just being random and annoying without any concept of comedic timing, punches, gags, nothing. just visually stimulating the ibabies on their phones.
Gen z entertainment is literally empty annoying bullshit to stare at, simulated reality. Nothing on tiktok is actually funny youre just easy to amuse with visuals.
Calm down
nah hes right zoomers are low attention span buffoons.
Bullshit. He's got lots of jokes.
>WHERE'S THE CHEEEEZE
>I'M CALLING CORPORATE!
>IT'S...YOUR FAULT!
>IS THIS ENOUGH FOOD???
I cant tell if youre fricking with me or not. I dont know who would find a fat teletubby screaming WHERE'S THE CHEESE funny.
You don't really seem to be the humorous type.
>MAKE ME LAUGH
>STOP LAUGHING.
>THAT'S NOT FUNNY
>DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO LAUGH?
>WHERE'S THE HUMOR?
>JOKES USED TO BE BETTER
Are you fricking stupid?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolcow
I think you are meant to look at him to feel better about yourself
/fph/ personified
Also irony, glorifying failures is fun
how can he watch that and not feel shame
He is the worst motivator
You will see rhis and think “I am not so bad”
You should exclusively look at buff men
I disagree.
I look at that and want to train so that I will never look like that.
Ever.
You need to go out of your way to look like that
My morbidly obese 60 year old father who eats junk food every day and exclusively drinks coke isn’t as fat as nik
Nope. I might not physically be that weight but i can see that fat beady eyed fricker staring at me every time i look in the mirror. "You're not that bad, you can skip the gym, just sit on the couch and have a tube of pringles. you don't need abs"
Nope
Nope
Nope
sooooooooo people give him money because he's moronic? is that it? like one of those charitable donation kinda things
Sometimes you just feel bad for someone and worry about how they live so you give them money
Uhhhh frick no. I studied, i work every day, i still study in the evening, i'm a wage cuck. There is no way i'm giving my money to that motherfricker just for shaking his breasts
The very idea of that should offend you. That guy is living the life he wants while you pay for it. Are you insane??
>Are you insane??
the rule rather than the exception, my fren
>you just feel bad for someone and worry about how they live so you give them money
>you
No. That is all on you. He made his own problems. He can live with the consequences.
He literally has a humiliation fetish. He gets off on people think he's a disgusting fat slob.
>He gets off on people think he's a disgusting fat slob
Maybe. Maybe he knows that it is the only way for him to get attention.
He literally looks like an average American.
He is a comedic as much as he is an intellectual genius.
Je is actually Kind of smart
This guy is set for life from playing a character man played a villain and got paid
My guess is people watched him because he's a fricking trainwreck of a human being and they find it entertaining.
Probably had a big time health scare and took a break because he had blood clots in his legs or something
Okay 20-year-old boomer, people found him funny because of the same reason they found Chris Farley funny. They're ugly trainwrecks that play it up for the camera. You on the other hand seem to need an endless stream of internet daddy figures going off your post, which is 100 times more cringe.
Hey. I think you need to get a clue, buddy.
Chris Farley was a comedic actor
you're an actual fricking moron if you think a fat homosexual like nikocado is anything close to Farley
I actually hate zoomer fricks like you so much holy frick just die already
>I don’t apologize to fat “people”
i found him funny
Anon, please take the time to consider that he is not telling jokes, he IS the joke.
>absurdism
"memes" aka "reaction images" were just as cringe back in the day. you're just a newbie wanting to look like an oldgay. genZ humor is what it is, take it or leave it, but for the love of fricking god, stop thinking that "looking like an oldgay is cool"
There's more to comedy than verbal jokes
>A skinny Niko wouldn't remotely be as funny
It doesn't matter, he will still have a giant fanbase. He already had millions of subscribers when he was 200lbs skinnier. All of his YT comments are people rooting for him to lose weight. He won't lose any viewers and might actually gain a few from the "redemption arch" hype. Which is worth a lot more than some random homosexual on IST thinking he's funny.
>Which is worth a lot more than some random homosexual on IST thinking he's funny.
It's actually worth the same: nothing
His gimmick is to drop food and cry. That would get boring after the second or third time.
inb4 weird skin vegana hanging from his breasts/stomach if he even does it
>haven't made a video in two months
yeah, he probably burst his stomach while filming his next mukbang video and died on the spot
did he really?
I can't wait for his fitness influencer channel reboot.
POST IT
hmmm
post it
jerma?
They are distant cousins
so if you're THAT fat but you lose weight slowly/naturally, does the skin also de-stretch?
or will he have irreversible stretchmarks and skin flaps?
Im not sure if genetics play a role in that but if the weight loss is rapid he will look partially melted.
The skin will make an effort, but that effort is probably around 5%, maybe less, he needs surgery for all the excess skin.
No.
This homosexual is one of the first that destroyed th illusion for me that homosexuals are all vain men obsessed with self image and sex and will do all kinds of things to improve their image for sex”. The fact this fat thing has had multiple bfs while straight DYELs die virgins destroyed that illusion for me.
Now I just want the gay community to feel shame about his existence. I want the gay community of Florida to kidnap him and imprison him in some sex dungeon / fat farm, where all he gets is protein shots and lots of exercise. And hopefully lose weight.
there are no gays in florida, troony
I know you Yankee homosexuals dont think Miami is part of Florida but it is.
Anon did you see his boyfriend? Motherfricker looks like shit. I'm gay and I have standards, tho the majority of gay men will frick anything with a penis, no matter how bad they look.
>I'm gay and I have standards
Anon you spelled “AIDS” wrong
who is this fat frick and why do I keep seeing him?
nikocado is IST culture
CHECKED
POST IT!!!!!!!!!!
>who is this fat frick
IST culture
>2 months and no new video
Oh frick.
It's over.
I will miss him
Great! Now I’ll never be able to eat Sonic foot long dogs again.
Does Nickado have a Wendies vid?
I was visiting my sister one day and I saw her five year old boy watching niko food videos on his iPad. Why doesn’t YouTube put such degenerate shit behind age filters?
Homosexuality is the state mandated religion of globohomosexual and kids must be indoctrinated at a young age when their mind is malleable
Or has monkeypox
Disney is legit pushing this agenda. Their CEO said she wants a 50 percent split of troonys and queers vs normies.
Thats not even close to being realistically representative
Your sister gave her 5 year old child a fricking iPad and you’re mad at YouTube? have a nice day sub 50 IQ moron you and your entire family of mongoloids are the problem with the world
>disappeared for two months
I almost guarantee you he is losing weight. He's probably down 90 pounds by now.
I really hope he comes back in a year and shows everyone he’s cut as frick
If you’re a fat loser in your 20’s, you’re going to be an even fatter loser in your 30’s. Procrastinating on and being averse to spontaneous actionable steps to achieve your goals doesn’t just solve itself with time.
I'm just gonna come out and say it
I like nikocado
all the seething by normies just makes me like him more
this. dude is playing a character and he pulls it off so good and is making a fortune. killing himself with the gluttony be damned
I don't like him specifically because he's homosexual.
Everything else, I have no problem with.
Everyone that couldn't tell he was playing a heel is such a fricking moron, like cr1tikal.
sorry Nick
>make vegan YouTube channel filled with love
>no one watches
>start consuming copious amounts of processed Pig slop
>people watch to feel a sense of superiority over you
>keep gouging yourself while getting filthy fricking rich
>quit
>become a skinny twink again who now owns millions in the bank and has the biggest Normie “Glow Up” ever seen
H-he played us like a damn fiddle…
>Gets to spend the rest of his life as a paid advocate against obesity
>Paid to tell people about the dangers of obesity
Would be kino
He’s only 30? Christ he’s younger than I am
>STOP FEEDING THE CATS!
>IT'S NANCY!
>I LOVE CHEESE...B'BUM...I LOVE CHEESE...B'BUM...YES I DOOOOO
>JEEPERS CREEPERS!
cado is a wierd case because he has made it by not making it. he could do a turnaround weight loss journey and become even bigger (figuratively not literally). but he just ghosted everybody which is odd.
will be a year at least
Joke's on him, it'll be hard as hell starting at 30 instead of in his 20s. Plus he'll never make it.
>implying he quit YT
>implying he didn’t finally have a heart attack
Waving arms around and hopping in front of a camera. This is actual entertainment for Zoomers? Why didn't I think of that.
I would bet money he’s doing a weight loss program with a channel like TLC or something.
>goes on a diet an starts working out
Citations requested.
It was revealed to me in a youtube video
I'm here for the redemption arc
Niko unironically did it ALL for the money. Now that he is a millionaire after pumping out videos for years he will go back to being skinny.