Only post ITT if youre at the gym Posted on March 1, 2023 by Anonymous Only post ITT if you’re at the gym
I'm at work in the gym right now but everything has our brand on it and I don't wanna even possibly dox myself. I do nightshift security and a little bit of cleaning the easiest job I've ever had.
Where’s the color…? And equipment?Like I’m bored just looking at this
Also I hope there’s a mirror wall or like what’s even the point
Zoom zoom, there are barbells and weights what more do you NEED
Zoomers are the morons that think going pre 60's workout style is 'the way'. Until they grow up a bit.
I exclusively use barbells, dumbbells and plate loaded machines except for lay pull downs. Cable machines are gay and cringe
post your tiny body
There was a powerouttage one time at night in the gym, 5 other people. They all went home, I was the only one lifting in the dark. Used my phone light to see around me. Wasn't half bad
i have a homegym so i'm always at the gym
yup. 1/4 of my room is gym equipment
You'd get banned and put on a list browsing IST at my gym. You can't look at porn in a gym.
>not looking at porn between sets to edge&testmaxx
holy fucking shit you're ngmi
I'm OP and for the past few months I've been paying an obese Greek woman $100 a day to dominate me via SMS (they are quite expensive nowadays so it's a bargain) so I can't look at any porn whatsoever, it would be too much, I'm already 99% there as it is.
What compels somebody to write something like this?
Based vanchad. Do you use a gym as your home base for shower and free water?
Haven't taken the plunge yet. Applying for jobs today and getting interviews lined up to find a job that will work well with this. Just got off an interview with dish network for an install tech position. Once that's locked down, will be shitting/showering/shaving/haircutting at an LA fitness. Chose LA fitness specifically because it has pretty much everything in terms of equipment, usually has pools and spa, and they all have showers as well. Will be parking in Wal-Mart parking lots or wherever I can find to park. Also, it's a car, not a van. Passenger seat was removed to lay down a bedframe, which is literally just some 2x4s screwed together with 1/4 inch wood placed over the top. Trunk has a cooler and a Coleman grill hooked up to a 20lb propane tank
Bro I’d just get a membership at the cheapest place you can find; even planet fitness has showers. How’d you end up homeless?
By choice. I've been trying to get out of my isolated tiny hometown for fucking ever. Don't want to pay the rent garden gnome because it's too goddamned expensive to be able to save any money. So I can either have a place to live or a life, but not both at the same time. I also don't want to be tied to one location, so car living it is. Literally the only thing I don't like about the arrangement is that it's going to be really hard to convince hoes to sleep with me in a car or they will probably run very far away once they find out. Don't care too much though. Will probably go to Thailand after saving some cash and go fuck whores to get the sex out of my system
>not just going back to theirs and crashing for a few days, using them for their apartment and amenities
Cmon bro are you even trying? I’d also prioritize having a place to stay over spending thousands on a trip to Thailand but whatever it’s your life
So I should cockmaxx on whores and fuck them for money and a place to stay for a short time? Imma need some more time to get fit to do that. I'll need another 8 months or so at least
>so I should cockmaxx on whores
Yes absolutely. Are you handsome or are you a bridge troll?
Handsome but hairline is receding. I also need to lose some weight first, which is why I said I need like 8 months. That's for cutting a bunch of fat off and lean bulking some more mass
How old? I’m 33 and live with my girlfriend and still have my hair but if I were young and living out of my car I’d be working fat chicks on tinder like it was my job
Yeah I been thinking about that. I'm 26, but youthful and vigorous. So what? Do you just bang the fatties and then ask for money? How does the fatty tax actually work? Do you have to be more subtle about it? Can you just outright ask for the cash?
You have to finesse it. You can’t be super obvious but fat women are incredibly desperate and easy to take advantage of. Even normal cute women have simped for me before but it always made me feel awkward, however, I also wasn’t living in a car and had a job.
Just start with using them as a place to stay for free. Don’t get greedy, do it a night at a time at first and then slowly start to see what you can get away with. See if she orders pizza or bugs food, ask to shower before you have sex cause you didn’t have time after work, etc.
If you’re not completely retarded it’s super easy to manipulate desperate people
this is kindof disturbing to read but for a person in desperate times it calls for desperate measures
Women do it to men all the time. If I were a good looking woman I would absolutely work the fuck out of men and not even fuck them.
Take streamers or camwhores for example. It’s a moggy mog world out there bro people are lonely and they’re willing to shell out cash to alleviate that loneliness
>Have a home gym
So technically I'm always at the gym
so you're always home?
WFH had checking in
>functional training zone
It’s the back part of the gym, the front has all the machines and other free weights. It’s just barbells medicine balls kettle bells and heavy bags in the back.
Plus you can lift shirtless and nobody cares
the sign should just say "gym"
But it’s literally the functional training zone. There are boxes to jump on and sleds to pull and shit.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go get my ketamine treatment. Later nerd
I'm at home I've been banned for years on my LTE IP address
Fuck you I do what I want
Home gym master race