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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work in the gym right now but everything has our brand on it and I don't wanna even possibly dox myself. I do nightshift security and a little bit of cleaning the easiest job I've ever had.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the color…? And equipment?Like I’m bored just looking at this

    Also I hope there’s a mirror wall or like what’s even the point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom, there are barbells and weights what more do you NEED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are the morons that think going pre 60's workout style is 'the way'. Until they grow up a bit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I exclusively use barbells, dumbbells and plate loaded machines except for lay pull downs. Cable machines are gay and cringe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post your tiny body

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There was a powerouttage one time at night in the gym, 5 other people. They all went home, I was the only one lifting in the dark. Used my phone light to see around me. Wasn't half bad

  4. 1 year ago
    Ice King

    i have a homegym so i'm always at the gym

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Have a home gym

      So technically I'm always at the gym

      Same

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yup. 1/4 of my room is gym equipment

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You'd get banned and put on a list browsing IST at my gym. You can't look at porn in a gym.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not looking at porn between sets to edge&testmaxx
      holy fricking shit you're ngmi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm OP and for the past few months I've been paying an obese Greek woman $100 a day to dominate me via SMS (they are quite expensive nowadays so it's a bargain) so I can't look at any porn whatsoever, it would be too much, I'm already 99% there as it is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What compels somebody to write something like this?

          https://i.imgur.com/3jtB79I.jpg

          Frick you I do what I want

          Based vanchad. Do you use a gym as your home base for shower and free water?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't taken the plunge yet. Applying for jobs today and getting interviews lined up to find a job that will work well with this. Just got off an interview with dish network for an install tech position. Once that's locked down, will be shitting/showering/shaving/haircutting at an LA fitness. Chose LA fitness specifically because it has pretty much everything in terms of equipment, usually has pools and spa, and they all have showers as well. Will be parking in Wal-Mart parking lots or wherever I can find to park. Also, it's a car, not a van. Passenger seat was removed to lay down a bedframe, which is literally just some 2x4s screwed together with 1/4 inch wood placed over the top. Trunk has a cooler and a Coleman grill hooked up to a 20lb propane tank

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bro I’d just get a membership at the cheapest place you can find; even planet fitness has showers. How’d you end up homeless?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                By choice. I've been trying to get out of my isolated tiny hometown for fricking ever. Don't want to pay the rent israelite because it's too goddamned expensive to be able to save any money. So I can either have a place to live or a life, but not both at the same time. I also don't want to be tied to one location, so car living it is. Literally the only thing I don't like about the arrangement is that it's going to be really hard to convince hoes to sleep with me in a car or they will probably run very far away once they find out. Don't care too much though. Will probably go to Thailand after saving some cash and go frick prostitutes to get the sex out of my system

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >not just going back to theirs and crashing for a few days, using them for their apartment and amenities
                Cmon bro are you even trying? I’d also prioritize having a place to stay over spending thousands on a trip to Thailand but whatever it’s your life

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So I should wienermaxx on prostitutes and frick them for money and a place to stay for a short time? Imma need some more time to get fit to do that. I'll need another 8 months or so at least

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >so I should wienermaxx on prostitutes
                Yes absolutely. Are you handsome or are you a bridge troll?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Handsome but hairline is receding. I also need to lose some weight first, which is why I said I need like 8 months. That's for cutting a bunch of fat off and lean bulking some more mass

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How old? I’m 33 and live with my girlfriend and still have my hair but if I were young and living out of my car I’d be working fat chicks on tinder like it was my job

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I been thinking about that. I'm 26, but youthful and vigorous. So what? Do you just bang the fatties and then ask for money? How does the fatty tax actually work? Do you have to be more subtle about it? Can you just outright ask for the cash?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have to finesse it. You can’t be super obvious but fat women are incredibly desperate and easy to take advantage of. Even normal cute women have simped for me before but it always made me feel awkward, however, I also wasn’t living in a car and had a job.

                Just start with using them as a place to stay for free. Don’t get greedy, do it a night at a time at first and then slowly start to see what you can get away with. See if she orders pizza or bugs food, ask to shower before you have sex cause you didn’t have time after work, etc.

                If you’re not completely moronic it’s super easy to manipulate desperate people

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is kindof disturbing to read but for a person in desperate times it calls for desperate measures

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Women do it to men all the time. If I were a good looking woman I would absolutely work the frick out of men and not even frick them.

                Take streamers or camprostitutes for example. It’s a moggy mog world out there bro people are lonely and they’re willing to shell out cash to alleviate that loneliness

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a home gym

    So technically I'm always at the gym

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i have a homegym so i'm always at the gym

      so you're always home?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WFH had checking in

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >functional training zone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the back part of the gym, the front has all the machines and other free weights. It’s just barbells medicine balls kettle bells and heavy bags in the back.

      Plus you can lift shirtless and nobody cares

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the sign should just say "gym"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But it’s literally the functional training zone. There are boxes to jump on and sleds to pull and shit.

          Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go get my ketamine treatment. Later nerd

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at home I've been banned for years on my LTE IP address

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you I do what I want

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Home gym master race

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