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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not ottermode, that is a completely untrained physique. That's what you look like when you're 16 and you do 40 pushups every night before bed. Grow up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lard cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body.

    • 11 months ago
      I hate women

      Black guys don’t even have to do the push-ups, they’re just like this naturally

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black guys don’t even have to do the push-ups, they’re just like this naturally
        this is how black guys are naturally

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what actual ottermode is; noobie gains at most + low bodyfat.
      The term has been corrupted on IST to the point where dudes close to the natty limit are being called """ ottermode"""

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dyels have such a limited understanding of musculature that they can't tell the difference between actual ottermode and someone who has trained for 5 years with low bodyfat. They end up calling virtually any sub-bodybuilder low bf physique "ottermode" as a result.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We can all agree this is ottermode and he is past noob gains. Not by much but he is not dyel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That ear ring just makes me cringe. Why do zoomers do this?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cause its from ghey porn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this board is full of incel gym rats on roids who devote their lives to lifting and want to look like arnold schwarzenegger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is how you look after workign out for a year if you start from 0. post body

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ottermode lite

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting women
    There are two reasons not to trust a woman: (1) they are way too emotionally immature to understand their feelings and desires rationally - hence they act like literal children in so many situations - and (2) they are liers, they are programmed to lie as a form of getting advantages in a competitive game such as living in a society.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go look at the boyfriends/husbands of all the Victorias Secret angels, they all look just like op and are all 6’3+. There is nothing more unattractive to a female than a man who gets his body for the gym

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK I just checked (I started at the top of the list and just clicked down) and they're all married to actors, singers, athletes and wealthy businessmen. There didn't seem to be any commonality in body type. None of the men were fat but that's almost always the case with high status men.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Victoria%27s_Secret_models
        My conclusion is that model tier women want to cash out with some rich chad with status. They don't give a shit about MUH OTTERMODE or anything related to fitness (aside from not being fat), they just want to find their famous betabuxx prince. Being tall and having a good face obviously helps but you can't really do shit about that.
        >Looks (mostly face/height, but don't be fat), money and status
        That's really all it is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are we looking at the same list? Cause they’re all tall and lean like I said

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lily Aldridge is with the Kings of Leon singer (dyel and average height)
            >Alessandra Ambrosio is with some businessman (dyel and average height)
            >Leomie Anderson is with some rapper (dyel and average height)
            >Tyra Banks is with some rich dude named Louis Bélanger-Martin (dyel and average height)
            >Gisele Bündchen was with Tom Brady (he has literally everything in terms of looks, money, height, status etc so who knows which of those specific things she liked most. He's actually sort of a fatass though)
            I'm obviously not going to do the whole long ass list but that's the first five. The point is that the common denominators are wealth, status, fame etc. I doubt any of these men have ever had a physique anything like the one in the OP.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Brady is 45, look at him in 2006 when they began dating. You’re simply wrong bud, girls like lean lanklets with money

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's Tom fricking Brady. Like I said he has literally ever positive attribute a man could have to an extreme level (looks, money, status, height, fame, respect, frame size, personality etc). His body (which was never amazing) is like 0.00001% of why he was always going to have access to the highest tier of women. Much like Leo he will still be fricking goddess tier women well into his older years even as he puts on weight.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Physique is good for young unattached women.
              Wealth is what wins in the end. You don’t realize how important it is until you’re stuck in a debt trap for life or eating rice and potatoes every meal for months to break even every month.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Money mogs muscle, every time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it doesn't get off tik tok zoomer homosexual

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              wait is that girl a victoria secret model? wtf

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the name's of their wallets, not who they are fricking

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You thought the body in op doesn't work out? Fricking moron lmao
        That guy hits the gym hard for at least an hour 4 days a week. Not that your fat ass would know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think you can get that body without working out then you are delusional.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man, I would trust your opinion more if it was just a one time occurence, but at this point these things have happened so often with always the exact same outcome. Train arms, chest, lats and abs a little with a decently lean physique and there is no reason for you to work out anymore if your endgoal is getting women. And that is why gymbros exist. The logical cycle is seen in praxis as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every study of "woman's favorite body/bodyparts" ends with the same result. Lean, with good chest/shoulders/arms/abs/butt

        At this point from a scientific standpoint a hypothesis has been made. Results were found. The study has been peer reviewed and tested by different peers.
        By definition of the scientific method, women liking lean men the most is a proven scientific fact

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your screenshot is self contradictory. The write up with a guy's body states that v cut, back, and abs are important and chest is not, then the "female response" part claims it's the chest and hair. The only part that is consistent is arms.

          Anegdotally, my exes complimented me for my legs, chest, and ass, and expressed wish for me to get bigger arms. That was at different stages of my life, first I was lean, then I was a fat big. In all cases they wanted me to lose weight, lol. All loved my blue eyes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's 4 different studies. None of them are contradictory. 1 study included hair, but that same study still had chest has the highest rated body part. That's inline with the other 3 studies

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2% chest
              >24% chest

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gym culture is like male version of botoxed out women with flappy lips and booba. big news

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      btw guy in pic has pretty good body, and ,,last pic'' is just too lean not too muscular imo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Comparing plastic surgery with going to the gym
      One will frick you up and is artificial, the other is a net positive always unless you are a moronic roider or ego lifter who gets injured.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im talking about accuracy, not about which is more bad or good

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man that guy must feel like shit after not even getting 1 vote

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nvm just finished watching the video

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Women have once again stated that they prefer moderately muscular guys with a slim frame. While guys have once again stated that they prefer buff guys

    Nothing is new here. Water is indeed wet.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My little brother has never gone to the gym and looks better than OP pic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you like your little brother's body don't you? looks real good?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /fit/cels seething again. Im really starting to think most of you are gay, just lifting for other men at this point

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 I lift for myself cope
      Youre a man. Youre lifting for men. Youre gay.

      Maybe you'd get more pussy if you lifted for... oh idk... women?

      >inb4 I don't lift for pussy
      So then youre gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is the one that won not a lifter? You are all pretending like in order to get ottermode you just need to eat less and lay on a couch.
      Post bodies, fatties.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not too much, not too little
      >body is that of someone who's been lifting for years and mogs 90% of the world's population.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like he lifted for two years to me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2 years
          >years
          So, you agree with me? Also, post body if you think you can get that body in just 2 years

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            not him but yes, you can definitely get that in 2 yrs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a a body of someone who regularly lifts
      frick women
      and frick you too

      looks like he lifted for two years to me

      post body or stfu

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nattie bvlls keep winning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they think that swimming will give you broader shoulders or they assume he swims because he has broad shoulder? If it's the former they are moronic, that's like thinking you'll get taller by playing basketball.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are incapable of grasping how hard it is to build muscles even for men, they are the type to say they don't want to lift weights because they are afraid they will get "too big" for accident

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His arms are too big compared to rest of body to be a swimmer

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h kneeling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the dream of ISTcels

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with those tiny mouse nipples?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a biological male.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they talk with this weird lisp? They all sound like they are struggling to get words out and are sucking on a dick.

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