Our guy Will gonna be dad! His gf confirmed cis female and not transgendered!!! Posted on May 11, 2023 by Anonymous Our guy Will gonna be dad! His gf confirmed cis female and not transgendered!!!
hes pulling this face like 'Doink! oops, what did I get myself INTO?! ha! i like, won't be able to play games and spend all my time on myself now, oh noo dooda, im gonna have to clean up poop poop!'
I screenshoted this
you wouldn't get to 40 if you combined the ages of these three gays together
13 months in and my son's kind of a little douchebag, tbh.
Like I knew I'd be mopping up shit, but while the person I'm trying to clean is screaming at and slapping me? I love this little guy but I'm beginning to not like him that much.
Even your 13 year month knows youre a bitch
Yea, i know the feel. Babies and Toddlers suck. Having kids suck, ye ye we love them because it's hormones and shit but i dont like being a father at all.
Months 6-11 were peak baby imo.
Mobile, social rnough to play, let us have some sleep.
Walking's a cool development but he's simultaneously developing dickish tendencies like biting my knuckles when I try to hold his hand and guide him, punching me at random, making a new scream that is this weird pig-like "REEEEEE", destroying books, and resisting naps/changes.
Bro, my daughter is 7 months, and this month has been awesome.
She fell off once from the bed while crawling though (luckily she didn't get hurt) because I underestimated her speed
The transition from first unassisted steps to running away from you at like 6mph takes about two weeks, it's honestly outrageous and baffling.
That's exactly how it was with crawling.
One day she could barely move forward like a tiny bit at a time, and the next she just caterpillar'd out of the bed while I was getting her diaper cream
Wish I was making exponential gains like that, just adding a plate to muh dl each week
It's fun how much fun they have with it too, once they start they don't want to stop at all.
>biting my knuckles when I try to hold his hand and guide him, punching me at random, making a new scream that is this weird pig-like "REEEEEE"
I could never be a dad. Just hearing that screaming/crying they do for example when I am at a restaurant or a plane straight up makes me homicidal.
Babies don't actually cry that much when you're a decent parent. This belief that "babies cry without a reason for hours on end" is nothing but cope by negligent mothers who don't care for their children. They only cry when they need something, be it physical (they're hungry, they are cold, something hurts, they have a full diaper etc) or emotional (they want to be held by their mother). When my daughter was a baby (she's three now and my wife is pregnant again) my wife would usually manage to get her to quiet down within a minute or so whenever she cried by simply finding out what she needed and catering to her needs. Oftentimes this just meant holding her for a few minutes and showing her affection. She maybe cried for a total of fifteen minutes over the course of a day, other than that, she was sunshine incarnate. Same applies to my little nephew, my sister also cares for him properly and he only cries very briefly and rarely. I think that if your child cries for longer periods of time, you're doing something wrong. They're not supposed to be like that.
seems plausible to me.
i also think stefan molyneux's "peaceful parenting" is probably the way.
but what i also think is maybe neither is universal.
like, maybe smart people can do it but defective retarded people will have defective retarded kids.
Of course it's plausible. What evolutionary reason could there be for children to annoy their parents without any purpose?
The general problem is that many people confuse strictness with negligence. When your child is a real baby, so before it learns to talk, you should give it all your attention, because it's its natural right. Only then will it develop a healthy, resilient psyche. Once they grow older, you need to be a bit stricter, but you always need to pay them attention and show them love. Many people oscillate between being spoiling their children, being completely negligent and being extremely strict. It's the moron style of parenting. The "I don't give a shit about you but I'll either give you a piece of candy to make you shut up or beat you up if you do something that annoys me"-style.
On a side note: I also think that you never have to beat your children if you raised them properly. My daughter will almost always do what I want her to because she knows that there are strict rules that aren't up to disposition. I don't have to hit her to make her eat her vegetables if she doesn't want to, I simply tell her that she has to if she wants to have dessert, and because she knows that I always follow up on my words and that no amount of begging ever changed my mind, she obeys me rather quickly. The key is being consequential and making your child understand that you always have their best interest in mind, then they'll be extremely agreeable and follow your orders. Children only beg and nag when they know it's an effective strategy, and they'll only do shit if you don't pay them with attention (precisely to get your attention).
nta, but it's kind of whitepill. Though I also heard about not running to the kid every time because they will get used to being coddled.
>Though I also heard about not running to the kid every time because they will get used to being coddled.
Nope. That only applies once they're older, a few months before they learn to speak. Babies don't understand things like cause and effect yet. They also have no feeling for time yet, so it's pointless to try and teach them patience. They need constant care to develop a strong sense of security. Real "education" only begins over they've developed a bit more of a perception of reality.
This is not true at all. Colic is a thing. You cannot control your baby’s temperament.
Yes, but that only happens in a minority of babies (about a quarter) and it almost never stays for more than the first three to four months. So even if your baby suffers from that condition, it should only cry excessively for the first few months of its life; for the vast majority of its existence as a baby, it shouldn't do so. So the clichee "babies cry for hours without reason all the time" is simply wrong. A minority of babies do so for a few weeks, that's it.
If mine gets to that he'll get a spanking comeing to him
Why don't you like it anon? Do you think you're just not getting much out of the good aspects or maybe the difficult aspects impact you more?
I hear it’ll get better once they’re about 3 years old. Eventually these kids will be fun to have, just trust the process.
It's still exciting to see him getting better, stronger, and smarter every day even though he's decided to focus his talents on flipping over dog water dishes and punching me in the crotch.
Kill it. Take it's eyes out with a spoon. Destroy innocence. Peel skin off with a butter knife. Snap it's neck.
Clean it up jannie
You just gotta laugh at it dude, he's a baby. A funny impotent little fat baby, that is your baby, your son. Surely there's also the good moments when he's learning to walk, or incredibly delighted by you, or trying to "talk" to you/himself about stuff, or exploring objects with the most intense expressions.
bro, it's normal and all part of the process. I love my 2 kids, but somedays I just want to lock myself in my office for a 48-hour degen session for dopamine. But, at the end of the day when they're older, it's worth it. Once you're sleeping full nights and they're semi independent, it comes full circle.
Its a thumbnail
At this point, it would be better if he killed himself and his son was raised without a gay dad
love these looney tunes-tier posts
you have great eyes, I couldn't interpret all this from the picture
Thank you for describing his facial expression to me. I have autism and I can't discern emotions from people's faces
i don't have autism and his facial expression isn't exactly conveying an easily recognizable emotion
How young is she?
47 chromosome baby incoming
Really autismmaxing here.
no homo, the dude is quite good looking. he coulda had a stacy lite. unless, i've been living under a rock and the hoeflation is out of this world....
what are you talking about he looks like the aborted love child of mike cera and harry styles.
lookism broke your brain, dude.
White women only go for BBC now, white "men" no matter how attractive only get the leftovers
Geriatric pregnancy as the first. Yikes
>good face, great body, rich (literally), famous
>best he can get is a 39 year old spinster
its over for normal ass bros like me
Literally geriatric pregnancy. I'm calling it, the baby's gonna have autism.
How did he impregnated a corpse?
Every single “fitness influencer” has an ugly old ass gf, wtf is up with that? I thought they would have more self respect, Id much rather be an incel than be with a 30+ bitch
Alex Eubank is the biggest perpetrator with that goblin looking bitch
You're an incel, you don't get to look down on anyone. People half your age are cumming inside women and you're rubbing your nub to e-boi and crying about roasties to your "frens"
I don't know what you all are freaking out about. My mum had me when she was 37 and I turned out fine.
>I turned out fine.
You're on IST though.
I've seen this post so many times and it still makes me grin.
She's 39 and Will Tennyson is 28.
why does she have a receding hairline lol
Cuz she's like 35
he had sex with that thing?
Which one is having the baby?
I would have bet so much money that he was gay, wtf.. Seriously, I was 100% convinced he was gay
anyone else feel like bodybuilders always date incredibly mediocre looking women?
something something insecurity something dysmorphia
Because most aren’t as attractive as you believe them to be.
Blasting evaporates your standards.
whats with incels rating other men so highly? ive been seeing this a lot lately. are they that delusional that they think every 5 - 7/10 guy can pull a 10/10? she is well within his league
>he is 5-7
Yes, he is between a 5 and a 7. If you think he is above that, you either you have face blindness due to autism or you’re just straight retarded
Those have existed since the dawn of time but that has nothing to do with thinking Will’s SO is below him in attractiveness.
>Will’s SO is below him in attractiveness
She is. Will has a great physique, a nice face and is rich. He could easily get a 9/10 - 10/10. He doesn't because looks isn't everything, but if we are judging only looks, he could easily get a more attractive girl.
I have a friend who looks like him but with a less muscular physique and is a poor fag kitchen clerk. He pulls 8/10 - 9/10 girls whenever we go out. Rich girls literally asked him to go on vacations with them and offered to pay for everything
will is literally just getting fatter constantly, his "great physique" days are long gone. but even if he was still prime will, physique really doesn't mean much for women. he doesn't have a particularly nice face, he's very average and he's got some skin issues where he basically drops 1-2 pts in facial attractiveness the later in the day it is.
he do be rich though, but he pulled katie before he made it big on youtube.
>he pulled katie before he made it big on youtube.
His parents are rich, he lives in their house.
Dude has a pig face, stop it.
Dude most women are obese or approaching obese. Simply being a fit woman and youngish is a rarity. Due to the obesity epidemic any fit woman under 40 is instantly at minimum 6/10. Anything else nice about her then adds on to that
>whats with incels rating other men so highly?
That's an interesting to say in a world where obese narcissist women want nothing less than a 10/10 who makes 6 figures and other women tell them that they absolutely deserve it because they are beautiful, flawless and valuable
they overrate men and underrrate women lookswise. Very mid dudes could supposedly totally get 10/10 stacies while decently nice looking avg women are supposedly horrible hags
You’re a roastie, roasties can’t into logic so rate 90% of men very low where only a few are even 8/10 and the average guy is 2-3/10. Men actually rate women objectively so that there is a distribution between all the grades with average looking (overweight) women falling into 4-6 range.
Absolute cope. Imagine you're on the stage, competing in a local bodybuilding meet. All the judges rate you at an 80 or 90, and then you grab the mic and start spouting that you're really a 5-10.
Pro-tip: it doesn't matter what your delusional mind thinks if the people you're trying to impress are rating you low. Women's ratings are the only ones that matter unless you are trying to fuck other dudes. Think about it: are you trying to look attractive for other dudes? You can cry about distribution all you want, but if the cost of a steak is $100 and you've only got $90 (let's be real here, you've only got $20), it doesn't matter that the """distribution""" means that most people fall within 80-20 and the average is 50. None of them are getting that steak and neither are you.
>unless you are trying to fuck other dudes.
With the absolute state of women these days, this option is looking more and more attractive...
I've noticed that quite literally every fitness youtuber from canada dates an asian. I thought it was only nippard because he's short, but nope, everytime i come across a fitness video and the guy shows his asian gf, I look up the channel's location and it's always canada.
Why the fuck are there so many leafoid fitness YTers in the first place? They're a blight
gear isnt criminalized here in personal use amounts. they dont admit to it because it'll catch up to them if they go to the us
Even leafs have their exceptions.
youtube clickbait btw, they're not having a kid, it's a stupid video of them lugging around a plastic baby around and going "haha geez taking care of a baby sure is a lot of work!"
she's more attractive than he is, tbH.
don't worry, they're engaged, by the time they actually have a baby it won't be out of wedlock
Bodybuilding is 24/7 obsession over your body, you cannot be with another self centered person.
It's based honestly, that's why successful men get OK looking girls, because they have a lot of other shit to take care instead of catering to the every need of a slut.
You also see the opposite when you leave the internet, fat men or men who don't have much going for them, spend all their time and energy around their attractive slut.
Most bodybuilders are weird coping gymcells.
Most are closeted homos
She's got a nicer face
Higher test means you can get hard easily, so average is just fine. And you probably prioritize a peaceful nice life instead of a chaotic one where you have to worry 24/7 about mateguarding a 10/10 who's had 100 dicks just like yours before and doesn't value you all that much. Can't really build a life with a 10/10.
Isn't he half asian? Is he not ashamed of having a mongrel child?
She looks much older than Will.
Ur a psyops victim. Fix ur shit dumb moron
young white canadians need to make more babies so i wont laugh at him otherwise we'll be get overwhelmed with pajeets
Imagine having a kid during the peak of your life. I genuinely believe that some people decide to have kids because they get bored and don't know what to do with themselves when they don't have any significant external stressors
>imagine having a kid during the peak of your life
You mean like all our ancestors have done for the past 40k years?
Yeah, for most of those 40k years there really wasn't much else you could aspire to do with your life and you had a significantly higher chance of dying young
imagine your kid surpassing you physically when he's only in high school because you're elderly
he'd just kick your ass when you tried to tell him to stop the temper tantrum he's having from the autism
Keep on believing whatever you want, doesn’t make it true. Wife and I have always wanted kids so we just waited until the time was right and had one. Not rocket science.
Maybe because having kids is more fun and fulfilling over the course of your middle age than being some sad fuck with a barren partner who copes by traveling to other countries to absorb the culture and watch your wife enjoy your open relationship
Got house, married, paid off debts. Decided to have kids because there isn't much else we want to do besides vacations that having kids would ruin.
Only downside is we started "young" at 27 and my friends will all have autism babies in their late 30's. Which after having children good luck being a boomer with newborn babies.
Having a kidderino would for sure get in the way of the two days a month the missus lets me skip down to the barcade and blast hoppy IPAs with the boys, girls and they/thems. I'm so glad I got that vasectomy.
Yes, or they're just fulfilling one of the most essential human instincts/desires.
I've got two and a third in the way, they're incredibly fun. Kids are a constant source of hilarity and joy, the drama and difficulty is easily worth it. It honestly confuses me how much some people scaremonger about kids. I think it's harder to adjust to if you were going out constantly before having them, but I was never into partying or wild stuff to begin with.
>having a baby
Reservation for three in Hell!
I'm usually not the guy to judge. But something tells me this poster has never touched a woman.
I last had sex within the past month actually
stfu pol retard
Fag, low t bitch
You get triggered easier than the average leftist, snowflake.
Everyone I don't like is /pol.
You are very low iq child.
GOOD MORNING SIR!
If pol are right about one thing its that gender identity is utter bullshit and that tranners are mental
How old is he? He looks like 10 year younger than the woman. Way more attractive too.
He has some of the worst dark eye circles I've ever seen
makes him look more mysterious and masculine even ghoulish in cool way tb-h
i'm happy for you
>watch one of his Q&As
>question was how he met his gf and if he had any tips on how to get chicks
>yeah well i saw her in the gym for years but never had the balls to approach her, so a friend of both of us kinda helped and invited us to a get together where we hit it off
>so the moral of the story is dont chase women, they will come to you bro 🙂
rei is dead
DaBaby microwaved his ramen for 3 minutes, but when he took it out the noodles were still kind of hard, so he's going to put it back in for another minute!!
fathers itt complaining about kids must be some kind of shade of brown, holy shit.
It does get easier once they know how to show, say what feels wrong. Babies are usually harder because their only alert mechanism is crying, and sometimes you don't know what to do, just guess, yet you don't start disliking an innocent being for that. But mentally weak morons are just different species so meh, sucks to be you
>Only black people can feel frustrated
Your retarded post aside, I never claimed to dislike my child. Mine is 9mo and she’s great, but I’m more excited for when she can start talking and properly walking. I’m not as into the baby phase as some parents, and I’m okay with that. She’s just not really a person yet, and it’s not as fun.
I have no idea who this is but look at you all gossiping and clucking like old hens.
Wait is she really 39? Proof?
Let's hope he won't go Steven Crowder's path
I don't follow Crowder since I'm a real conservative and not a neocon garden gnome-lover Leftist Lite™, but I have seen references such as this on 4chinz lately. Fill me in?
He treated his wife like absolute shit while she was super pregnant
I thought he lived with his mom but turns out it was his gf instead. Holy damn
life goals tbf
39 on first pregnancy is a death sentence of the child.
if you already have a few kids you can have some till you are 40+.
everytime we had a kids the doctor asked the same question "is it with the same partner?".
most people wouldnt know how important that is. its lower risk for like everything lol.
which is kind of intriguing. means pregnancies prime women in some way. your spunk actually alters the female you dump it in. crazy stuff.
not sure what you mean there is plenty childs who are first born and mothers being over 39.
>most people wouldnt know how important that is. its lower risk for like everything lol.
i'm not that far off 39 myself and i have never heard this in my life.
i believe it, though. look at how much they squash something even more basic like if you are as fat as a hippo it's going to cause issues.
this whole fucking society gives women pussy passes at the expense of children when the reason we instinctively give them pussy passes is for the sake of children.
The first pregnancy is like a second puberty for the woman and her body matures significantly to be prepared for every child after that.
This first pregnancy happening at 20-25 instead of 30+ really does matter. A 30+ year old body just cannot adapt as well and is more likely to struggle with the strain of that first baby. A very bad first pregnancy actually makes future pregnancies more likely to go south
extra chromosome incoming
They should have waited till she was 50 then
>it rises from 0.1% to 1%
OMG ITS LITERALLY OVER
She has a nice body and seems to have a nice personality, but her face sure is androgenous
There is no way she is 39 are you guys retarded
She is also not pregnant, but don't tell anyone
Please shut the fuck up
Another triggered snowflake. Do you get butthurt over getting called heterosexual too?
No because heterosexual is physical and descriptive, gender identity is illusory ideological nonsense
Has chuded = trans, has not chuded = cis. Simple as.
I don't really believe in gender identity either, but getting triggered over the word "cis" makes you a retard.
Cis is a word used within gender ideology you moron. It only exists due the proponents trying to find an explanation for the non-delusional within their ideology.
I am not 'cis' as my being a man is not an identity nor an opinion, simply a fact.
>I am not 'cis'
Ok, transition when?
I reject the ideology of identity.
So trannies arent valid either.
You are what you are physically
Inb4 intersex, those conditions are sex specific and there are no teritiary gametes.
"cis" was coined by trannies and chud-pushers so they could call non-trannies something other than "normal"
you are either a retard or a fag trying to normalize your fag words
"Normal" is a shit word tho. It can mean a hundred different things. I prefer "cis" because for me the word "normal" is already reserved for people who aren't autistic.
You retards keep using the term and thus you are supporting chud bullshit.
The notion of gender identity does not exist and so the terms must be rejected.
I don't care about your retarded little crusade. It's a good term for describing non-trannies, so I'm gonna keep using it and ignoring political crybabies like you.
Problem is that "normal" can mean any trait. "Normal" can mean not being a midget, not being deaf, not being born without legs, not being a psychopath etc. So even though this term was coined by trannies, it's actually useful because it's descriptive.
That pic is making them look older than they usually do.
sexo with will in cheerleader outfit
I don’t know who this Will guy is, but I do NOT like being clickbaited. I’m never watching any of his videos now out of principal.
I think she looks pretty, whats the issue?
Imagine falling for the procreation garden gnome.
Is this Bojack Horseman fanart?
jesus christ, dude
What?? I'm not up to date with pop culture these days.
Believe it or not it's something even gayer than that.
What is it?
That pic is too much on point, was drawn by an incel/ex incel for sure
>Not even married
If you cannot trust a ring to a woman, why a child?