>Oversized t shirt that goes down to their elbows. >undersized shorts. >pringles mustache. >fanny pack

>Oversized t shirt that goes down to their elbows
>undersized shorts
>pringles mustache
>fanny pack
>"IIFYM" at 30% bodyfat
>bloated
>random copy pasted tattoos all over body, all tattooed the same day
>Custom belt that is popped off in dramatic fashion after every 3 plate sumo deadlift

When will this gymshitter npc epidemic end? What happened to being in shape and lean?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not their fault they have to go all the way back to the 80's to find someone to look up to and that someone isn't able to say son you're fat and stupid.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's just funny to me when people try to dress like someone else rather than dressing to be you.
    they try so hard to be cbum but they are not. cbum wears an oversized shirt because he is mr. olympia, he cannot fit into normal clothes. then your broccoli haired zoomer goes and buys oversized gymshark shirt in size small lol just completely decimating the "style".

    not that i should care but its crazy how conssciously or subconsciouslky uncomfortable and insecure people are in their own skin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wore oversized shirts because i liked them but now i don't because i want to look normal/acceptable. should i go back to oversized and be my true self?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, obviously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wear oversized shirts because I’ve always have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's just funny to me when people try to dress like someone else rather than dressing to be you.
      >wear oversized shirt
      >omg you're not a gym influencer!!
      >wear flannels
      >omg your not a lumberjack!!
      >wear sport jersey
      >omg you're not an athlete!!
      >wear boat shoes, short khakis and short sleeve button shirt
      >omg you're not preppy!!
      >wear dc sneakers, loose jeans/jorts and t shirt
      >omg you're not a skater!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am a skateboarding lumberjack who plays football on the side paying off my boat via personal training I sell on my instagram

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >discount section at target
      >gym section at ross/marshalls
      >still have gym clothes from 10+ years ago

      I hate homosexuals that spend $100 on gym outfits. What happened to converting old shirts/hoodies into gym gear? What happened to stringers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really tho gym shorts are cheap. These idiots spend extra coz the logo on it. American consoomer phenomenon. Pay a popular Black person to wear a logo, charge extra coz "that's a shirt with the logo the Black person was wearing!" Miss me with that shit, unless the shirt was free they can pay me to wear the logo too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only have one pair of gym shorts and have to wash them all the time so they don't smell like ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely didn’t know who sebum was until a week ago and that style has been prevalent at any gym I’ve gone to for the last 8 years. I don’t wear it because it seems too frat and dudebro, but your favorite fitness influencer didn’t start it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just be honest OP you're either old and bitter, a troony or you can't pull it off (same as old and bitter)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shorts
    only Amerimutts think above the knee shorts are too short

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wear oversized shirts because my body is disgusting. However, I also wear oversized dollar store gym shorts that go well past my knees. Trying to lose weight though. Want to be lean and wear a medium shirt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get there brother. You'll be able to wear muscle T's or stringers and sexy shorts one day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wear big loose everything coz i cant stand being smothered by cloth. I wish freeballing gym shorts or OD cargo with a tshirt washed to the point you can see light through it wasnt so dirtbag looking.

      shorts
      only Amerimutts think above the knee shorts are too short

      Shut up hotpants nobody wants to see your pasty homosexual thigh

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like wearing oversized clothes because I liked the style of the late 90s/early 2000s B-Boys. I do this with zero shame. I deadlift 4 plates at least.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >37 hours in ms paint

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget
    >Mullet, often dyed blonde
    >mario cap
    >vintage t-shirts/band t shirts
    Silent mike is one that fell for the meme, never dressed like it before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sweating and scalp itching as he went to his local thrift shop to buy that oversized Rodman shirt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t-shirts/band t shirts
      I hate this is a meme thing now, I've always worn these kind of shirts since I was like 13. I tell myself I'm not like them coz i got obscure shirts from shows and not the Nirvana and easy E shirt from walmart. whatever tho at least I'm not a fat slop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's been the thing for like the past 5 years now - https://www.grailed.com/listings/9613319-band-tees-whitney-houston-rap-tee-band-reprint-2017-vintage-style

        Specifically in streetwear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My wardrobe has consisted primarily of Phish tshirts for 12 years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you got mogged today and are still upset about it. Just focus on your workouts buddy, you'll get there one day.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have the gossipy soul of a fat woman. Let the newbies do their newbie shit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be clear, are you complaining that the men in your gym are no longer hot?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wear blank tee shirts in white, black, gray, green, burgundy and blue
    >own khacki, blue jeans, black jeans
    >have a few overshirts that are flannel, or solid color of blue, black, gray
    >black and brown shoes/belt
    I think graphic tees outside of the hour of the gym I wear them are lame as frick

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