Ozempic makes you poop yourself Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous Ozempisters, I don't feel so good
this implies fatties don't already shit their beds
dubs and everyone taking ozempic dies of a heart attack tomorrow
shitting your bed counts as weight loss too
You shit yourself if you overeat on it. You also shit yourself if you consume too much alcohol on it.
Fatties just can't win with their "low-calorie" diets.
>turns landwhales into qts in your path
Explain to me why this is a bad thing. Do you really think the American average woman is ever going to exercise the amount of discipline it takes to lose 50+lbs?
>Explain to me why this is a bad thing.
I want my descendants to have willpower and a natural disposition towards health.
A weak minded woman given to slovenliness is the opposite of ideal.
Our ancestors didn't have more willpower lmao they just had less access to calorie dense food
Some people have more willpower than others. Some people hit the gym and discipline themselves, others don't.
Guess which type I want influencing my children?
> our ancestors
Yes, but some were better and some were worse. You're looking at averages. I want my kids to be the better ones.
>Our ancestors didn't have more willpower lmao they just had less access to calorie dense food
Our ancestors were more moral than us and obesity is a moral failing.
Notice how low obesity is among moral groups like the Amish despite having access to plenty of food.
what does ozempic have to do with this at all
it has zero change on the number of the current dating pool of naturally skinny women
Not necessarily a bad thing but it probably isn't great if you have to take a shitting pill just so that you aren't disgusting. But if it's between this and being fat and living in a "fat-positive" society, then yes I will take the shitting pill.
As time progresses there will be more and more "weight loss pill" type medications with increased efficacy. No need to fight it.
is this drug prescribed? it's crazy how i'm just hearing about it constantly and there's a lot of people jump on that shit. insane. red flags everywhere.
on the other hand, the covid vaccine happened and I shouldn't be surprised how stupid people are. MRNA SHOTS R BACKED BY THE SCIECE
Just 2 more weeks and we'll see those side effects, bud.
What's bad about mRNA?
bro bros don't know what mRNA even is. LETS BAN mRNA . yeah bro no more transcription I'm with you
yeah for real bro bros be niggin bro mad real bro f real get boosted
shi bro big nudd n shit we got that pfizer jab dead ass moron, they dont even get no mRNA in da house
I pity all those fatsos that believe they found a magic solution that requires no discipline or lifestyle change when studies actually show that they gain all the weight back once they stop injecting.
>affects up to 30% of takers
30% of users are violently shitting themselves? How many people are taking this?
Or they could've just eaten less, as shrimple as that
your brain has signs of chud infection
are those trannies in the room with us rn?
Welp, the side effects are coming in. Can't wait for the new miracle obesity cure with "zero side effects."
>orlistat makes you shit yourself
>ozempic makes you shit yourself
>being fat makes you shit yourself
health at every size, lads
This shit is going to make covid vaccines actually look safe and effective in comparison.