Ozempic makes you poop yourself

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this implies fatties don't already shit their beds

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and everyone taking ozempic dies of a heart attack tomorrow

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitting your bed counts as weight loss too

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shit yourself if you overeat on it. You also shit yourself if you consume too much alcohol on it.

    Fatties just can't win with their "low-calorie" diets.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turns landwhales into qts in your path
    Explain to me why this is a bad thing. Do you really think the American average woman is ever going to exercise the amount of discipline it takes to lose 50+lbs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Explain to me why this is a bad thing.

      I want my descendants to have willpower and a natural disposition towards health.

      A weak minded woman given to slovenliness is the opposite of ideal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our ancestors didn't have more willpower lmao they just had less access to calorie dense food

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people have more willpower than others. Some people hit the gym and discipline themselves, others don't.

          Guess which type I want influencing my children?

          > our ancestors

          Yes, but some were better and some were worse. You're looking at averages. I want my kids to be the better ones.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Our ancestors didn't have more willpower lmao they just had less access to calorie dense food
          Our ancestors were more moral than us and obesity is a moral failing.
          Notice how low obesity is among moral groups like the Amish despite having access to plenty of food.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people have more willpower than others. Some people hit the gym and discipline themselves, others don't.

        Guess which type I want influencing my children?

        > our ancestors

        Yes, but some were better and some were worse. You're looking at averages. I want my kids to be the better ones.

        what does ozempic have to do with this at all
        it has zero change on the number of the current dating pool of naturally skinny women

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessarily a bad thing but it probably isn't great if you have to take a shitting pill just so that you aren't disgusting. But if it's between this and being fat and living in a "fat-positive" society, then yes I will take the shitting pill.

      As time progresses there will be more and more "weight loss pill" type medications with increased efficacy. No need to fight it.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this drug prescribed? it's crazy how i'm just hearing about it constantly and there's a lot of people jump on that shit. insane. red flags everywhere.

    on the other hand, the covid vaccine happened and I shouldn't be surprised how stupid people are. MRNA SHOTS R BACKED BY THE SCIECE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just 2 more weeks and we'll see those side effects, bud.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's bad about mRNA?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro homies don't know what mRNA even is. LETS BAN mRNA . yeah bro no more transcription I'm with you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah for real bro homies be niggin bro mad real homie f real get boosted

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          shi bro big nudd n shit we got that pfizer jab dead ass Black person, they dont even get no mRNA in da house

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pity all those fatsos that believe they found a magic solution that requires no discipline or lifestyle change when studies actually show that they gain all the weight back once they stop injecting.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >affects up to 30% of takers
    30% of users are violently shitting themselves? How many people are taking this?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or they could've just eaten less, as shrimple as that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      your brain has signs of troony infection

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are those trannies in the room with us rn?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, the side effects are coming in. Can't wait for the new miracle obesity cure with "zero side effects."

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orlistat makes you shit yourself
    >ozempic makes you shit yourself
    >being fat makes you shit yourself

    health at every size, lads

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is going to make covid vaccines actually look safe and effective in comparison.

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