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Frick off gay
Op btfo
OP obliterated.
Ironically, if that beta numale in your comic worked out, he would have more energy for video games.
>inb4, video games, ngmi
All things in moderation gays.
This, being fit and maining fighting games and RPGS is peak vidyaChad
Frick yeah. I'm a Tekken man, you?
Based, what Tekken character do you main? I favor in a friendly 1v1 either Law or King just for lulz. Mainly because they ruined my boy Hwoarang in the later games, he used to be smooth playing character but now, its just janky shit.
XiaoyuChad reporting in.
She and eddy were the only ones available on the PS1 demo disk, so i mastered that b***h.
My company even had a Tekken tournament and i fricking won it.
Yeeeeeeeeee King of Iron Fist, bby!!!!!!
Damn I kinda wanna learn to main her but the stance stuff is as bs as needing to flamingo half of Hwaorang's decent strings
based. i kill myself in the gym in the mornings then grind osrs like autistic homosexual at night.
please, you are an adult
frick off, csgo is the ultimate chad game
I hope that this is a joke, altough I know that have some people with this mindset.
I don't know how serious this guy is when he draws these comics.
post his redemption comic.
Didn't his missus cheat on him or leave him or something like that then he turned based?
>Didn't his missus cheat on him or leave him or something
Worse: open marriage.
>then he turned based
What? Someone post it.
Don't have it. Here's one where his wife mogs him in grip strength.
Where the one where his wife literally says "don't touch me"
I don’t need to see that one again
I was dating a girl recently who told me she doesn't like to be touched even by someone she apparently likes. Completely ignored her from then and didn't touch her once since, we broke up obviously.
Did she say she was sexually abused by an ex/brother/father etc.?
Feels like that's number one reason for this shit
These are terrible. I can hear the snapping through the screen
Looking into the artist only reveals the true heartaching horror and tragedy that this man is not preforming.
He is truly defeated and not doing anything to change.
post wife
This is heartbreaking.
not defending this guy, but i think you are autistic.
it's a fricking pun.
an "open" relationship, he simply "opens" jars.
i dont know this guy, maybe he is an actual cuck, but this tweet is just a stupid dad joke.
As a man your number 1 priority should be protect you family. You are the one who must provide food, shelter and commodities to you party. If your wife is stronger than you, you've failed as a man. Simple as.
what could've been...
Aw frick that’s from like the start of COVID he didn’t make it
post the isolated IST edit. I want inspo.
I want to see that, too
"cheers from IST"
The redemption arc. Now i'm just waiting for boogie's arc, the arc where he creates a fitness channel.
Based based so based bro wow based let me screenshot 10 different homosexuals all saying the same homosexual monkeyspeak shit based based so based omg BASED put me in the based screenshot so based wow based based comics based baboon so based based based based based this is so based based based
you were a newbie at some point too homieh
I bet that if people kept giving him positive reinforcement he would have gotten addicted to it and actually he would have kept at it. Man it would have been so awesome if it actually happened.
I hope he makes it...
He won't
I went to lunarbaboon.com and the first half-dozen are entirely just him complaining about life-long anxiety and making jokes about how much coffee he drinks. I wonder if he's ever considered that there might be a connection there.
You mean the number one consumed beverage which causes stress and anxiety to your body? Nah come on bro correlation doesnt necessarily equal causation
lmao
This is hilarious, though probably not in the way intended
The Cope™
Its just pure cope to justify not putting in effort to working out. My brother does something similar where he justifies not working out with me by saying "but if I got muscles and looked in the mirror, it just wouldnt feel like it was me, and I dont want that". The mental gymnastics of some people man...
>tfw gains induced egodeath
that sounds awesome honestly.
>woah… who AM I? *flex a cep*
>what is my true purpose…? *zyzz pose*
Yes i did this too when i was in my teens.
It's actually something deep.
To become a muscular person, you need to change your habits. You have to change what you do on a daily basis. You need a different routine. Yes and this is something that is only possible if you rewire your brain to the point where you say, "can't wait for weekend!! Finally I'll be able to set that new squat PR that i failed last week. This time I'll make it fit sure!!" And not, "ugh finally weekend, now i can return to beer and video games".
So yes, becoming muscular is only something that happens simultaneously with becoming a different person on the inside.
But your old self doesn't want to be yeeted out of existence. That's why it gives you psychological pain and the feeling that you're betraying yourself (which you are) when you go out and try to change. Change = pain and your psyche doesn't know that you're trying to change for the better.
Also your habits ARE who you are. Not your opinions. But HOW you make (sub)conscious decisions on a daily basis.
So yes becoming fit 100% means becoming a different person. And that's a good thing.
When this guy draws abs it looks like ass crack. Wonder if he's doing it deliberately
>working out three hours a day JUST for abs
who the frick?
I have done that mistake
He obviously never had abs, otherwise he'd know that they make b***hes HORNY and not ask what they're for.
On the other hand, his wife clearly hates/doesn't respect him, so maybe abs wouldn't change that.
At that point, literally anything he does to try to feel good about himself will be torn down, criticized, and insulted by her. It is about power and control.
>t. emotionally abusive relationship survivor
Here, i improved it
I like
And another small improvement
great job my man
"G0yslop, I made a mistake!! Let's never fight again..."
They take pride in their weaknesses.
infuriating
The anticipation of feeding and the experience of flavor are affecting her subconscious so strongly that she extends her tongue like a proboscis to meet the food she brings to her greedy mouth.
Absolutely wretched.
There was a meme going around a few years ago that it "makes food taste better" with some pseudoscience shit being used to back it up. I have no doubt it spread deeper than what I saw, and it was nauseating back then too.
Its another form of generalized tiktok narcissism. Of course it always neglects the majority of things they actually eat, so its narcissm combined with self-delusion
I don't get it
is she trying to say that her diet is healthy? everything was processed, and drenched in sugar.
I doubt it.
I think it was/is just a thing on tiktok to broadcast what your daily diet was like.
People are weird and clip platforms like tiktok feed people's need for self validation the same way fast food feeds your appetite: with high amounts of poor quality ingredients.
It's all about the portions. Many of them deny reality to cope with the results of their obviously poor decisions. Fatties know that they're disgusting heaps of shit. They can crow about fat acceptance and HAES all they want, but that doesn't change the fact that their swimwear and lingerie is designed to obscure their pendulous gunts. Why? Because they're objectively unattractive, and their refusal to let it hang freely is a silent acknowledgement of this fact. This beast is doing something similar in this video. She shows herself eating regular portions of food, when in reality she's eating massive portions and has gotten fat as a result. You know this, she knows this, but she must maintain the illusion, lest everything she has built upon it (her entire self-esteem) collapses when it crumbles.
she doesn't care
WHY IS THE CAMERA SO CLOSE TO HER FACE
Gravitational pull
>WHY IS THE CAMERA SO CLOSE TO HER FACE
Because this is how fat women take photos. They try to convince you that they're a 'BBW', or they have no shame in their body and think they're beautiful, but fat women will ALWAYS take photos from the neck/shoulders up. You know why? Because they tried taking full-body pics and every single one made them realize how unattractive they are. If any of you have ever used Tinder/Bumble/any dating app, you'll know this to be true. If you can't see a woman's body, and I'm not saying they have to send nudes, bikini pics, or even be scantily clad, it's because 99/100 times they're fat and they don't want to flaunt their body they're apparently 'proud of'.
She just needs a good fricking so she'll be tired of eating
b***h probably has a bucket of those vegan """wings""" next to her bed like Fat Bastard.
this is why i cant be a christcuck
youre telling me you can look at this fat smug piece of shit and tell me it has inherent value simply because its human? frick off
Obsessed
the inherent value resides in the capacity for redemption. Unfortunately that gift is often squandered, but the olive branch remains extended until the very end. Being here, you should be acutely aware of this. It's not over until the bell rings. We're taught nowadays that hating the sin means hating the sinner, and sure enough hating the sinner because of the sin doesn't help the sinner at all. What she needs, what we all need, is unconditional love that is utterly intolerant of the sin. Hence Christianity.
wagmi is a prayer
STFU you israelite worshipping slave morality christ cuck homosexual. All of you are just as bad as the body acceptance movement. Hate is a perfectly legitimate emotion that motivates change. Your lovey dovey Bullshit has never, ever, helped humanity. Eat shit & kys.
>Low IQ teenaged edgelord seething and ranting
Yikersarooski Batman!
>Hate is a perfectly legitimate emotion that motivates change
Yes, anon! Absolutely! Hatred of sin is not only justified and normal, it is a moral DUTY. It's all about identifying and routing evil. You're so close.
>body acceptance movement
I can't tell if you're slow or dishonest, but this one is easy: gluttony is a sin. Repent.
Well said brother anon.
Nice try Satan but I think we are all well aware ~~*who*~~ is the cause of our suffering.
See
Checked and correct. Real wisdom.
Both of you post body. With timestamp.
I plan to base my religious beliefs on the results.
no anon, just acknowledge that Jesus loved and loves everyone. We are not perfect. Just ask for giveness an worship His glory.
Holy shit i just can't stand it I'm phisically unable to watch fatties gorging on food. Literally gore
Stop posting gore, this is a sfw board.
all i feel watching this is pain
I can handle gore on /gif/ but not this.
>drawn on freckles
>that disgusting hair
>ugly piercings
>acne
>eating like a fricking slob
the way she puts those entire chicken legs in her mouth is disgusting.
The way she ate that chicken... fricking disgusting. Also this really helped me remove all my appetite thank you.
Dubs and she dies
roll
Singles or greater and it commits suicide
Used to be friends with people like this and was - at one point - a person like this. I'm under the mindset it's okay to be weak, but it's not okay to stay weak. I was a fat, asocial, sack of shit as a little kid but I slimmed down and got into athletics around highschool, and was a social butterfly in college. Instead of tackling their issues with weight, shitty lifestyle, or ugly looks, they step around the issue by victimizing themselves and embracing their (preventable) shortcomings as if they were a bad genetic dice roll. A lot of these people are nutcases too or severely unhappy with life, and get seethingly envious of people who have their shit together. At least druggies' self destruction is much more lambasted and apparent. Hardly anyone mentions (or is too afraid to mention) the amount of self sabotage these types of people go through, besides maybe those turgid Zyzz motivation edits the Zoomies shit out.
I want to beat these pieces of shit to death
From her to Lizzo and every beast in between making these disgusting eating videos
So disgusting it makes me want to not eat
He said a day but cut the video off at hour 2.
Disgusting
>Selfdestruction
>Piercings
>Dyed Hair
>Fat
>Acne
Checks out, that thing is about to kill itself.
>the way she's chowing on those wings
Hnnng her dick game is probably crazy
Goodness gracious who the hell eats wings like that?
These comics are genuinely tragic.
The worst bit is, he's aware that the pills are the only thing making him happy.
Its really because he has no goal.
Like in 2017 I would have just said lol Left pathetic. But this is more the story of someone struggling to cope with a loveless life by clinging to what little respect comes from virtue signaling
You really have to be a different level of narcissist to emotionally dump onto a fricking child.
I fricking loved pictures for sad children
I used to have a complete archive, but tragically lost it when my last laptop died
The "upside-down house" from the same series is one of my all time favorites
found it
I appreciate you. I haven't seen any of those in years. My favorite was the musician sampling a pinecone.
jesus christ. his poor kid.
>yeah i used to help my dad take his goy pills because he has mental issues!
jesus fricking christ.
God..
EAT YOUR PILLS LIKE A GOOD GOY.
Grim.
I only just noticed that it isn't the wife getting cuddled in this pic.
I guess that means you can't say he was cucked but idk how much of an improvement that is.
>the random person is cuddling the "male"
Hmmm...
>hot glues the son while parents are sleeping
>mfw got to cuck the author TWICE
What?
I like that he draws his own wife as a joyless c**t, even his own subconscious his shouting out his misery
Its the eventualy fate of all marriages, women are joyless c**ts once they get you locked in and stop trying.
But especially the ones who marry weak men like him.
she has no incentive to try. he doesn't have the balls to leave her for not trying.
>Being a cuck
>Little the random bull near your child
>Alone, at night, likely after fricking
Every time I see this I'm amazed by this "man"
Imagine being this dude coming home with these weirdos to frick some milf ass and then they want you to go interact with their child.
I cannot even imagine a more uncomfortable and awkward situation.
My God, this guy is beyond redemption.
If you go to his website the last few weeks of comics have almost all been about how miserable he is.
>the last few weeks
>able to run
This homie isn't even that old is he?
He draws himself like he's 60 but he's less than 40
This is agony.
A true inescapable hell built by himself so there isn’t even the solice of acknowledging the prison you’re in.
I haven't seen a lol thread derail outside of IST in a long time.
outstanding posts anon. You're gonna make eet
all these are demented, but this guy literally made a comic "joking" about... murdering his kids?
i am a single father, was completing post-grad with them at home instead of school and i was annoyed/tired, but that thought didn't even come close to entering my mind. yeah. its a comic hes making here, but that is just bizarre and not funny
Shut the frick up homosexual
Homie is going to be on every news channel in the country in a year for the horrific rape and murder of his wife and children
If it were a longform piece of performance art it would unironically be genius in its tragedy and reflection on life.
Using the pretext of a comedy to have the audience let their guard down for the slow burn of a life with literally no self respect.
>moishe
This is a sike, no israelite would accept his son getting straight F's.
>sike
kek’d
>Total loser who hit rock bottom and chooses to give up for the remaining decades of his decadent life.
>Loveless c**t wife
>children
>Moishe Shekelstein
It all makes sense
JEWWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Most tragically there isn’t zero fight in him. He still has the ethic to post but his total disrespect for himself leaves him only fighting for those who walk all over him and treat him with the same disrespect he gives himself. Reinforcing his prison
LOL
that cannot be real
Please tell me it's edited
This can't be real
I guess he's totally aware of his situation, but not enough to change anything. Truly a sad case, another lost soul.
Everyday, I get to wake up, not being a fricking loser.
I am blessed, thank you God.
Literally how I feel. Let’s all be grateful.
Every time I think it can't get any more depressing I am proven wrong.
Stop shilling your game every day, castle clique.
The reader is left in a confused cognitively dissonant state of repulsion and pitty.
You are not wrong to pitty this man. Something happened between birth and posting that made him see himself as worthless. Which is something anyone can go through.
But you are not wrong to be repulsed either. Something about him or his environment decided to incorporate feeling worthless and without self respect into every facet of his life.
Whats important is to take this tragedy as a cautionary tale. When you feel like a worthless pile of shit.
Pause.
Evaluate who around you agrees and encourages this thinking.
Recognize there is still the ability to turn around, YGMI.
Recognize that those encouraging your self disrespect are not your alies and create distance.
Then squat like your life depends on it because it does.
Being weak is not an issue
Staying weak is.
Could fear of confrontation be at the core of the failures of these people? True introspection requires one to confront one's self, and one needs to do that before they can realize that there are external factors that they need to confront. A lot of people fear confrontation and take the path of least resistance. Our soft way of life (in the first world) allows them to. Hence, there are no winners, you can be whatever you feel like, truth is relative, and other weak viewpoints. I genuinely don't think that most people trapped in these ways of thinking can change without going through a real personal crisis.
Most people are bigger cattle plain and simple. They lack the gene to critically think
This. The old excuse was that the majority of people were peasants, serfs and slaves and had little to no access to information/education so they didn't need the ability to think critically to survive. Now that the majority of the world is literate and has access to the most sophisticated information medium ever conceived, those peasants, serfs and slaves use it to all to watch Netflix, read vidya game subtitles, Google trivia,, and jerk off.
>implying the people who busted their ass the hardest in antiquity would languish in lustful & decadent behaviors as apposed to the nobility of the past.
Dude, I get your point but your metaphor is fricking moronic. All of these luxuries could only possibly be compared to the lavish lifestyles of antiquated nobility.
Based. so you’re saying that the industrial revolution making hedonism of old accessible to modern serfs is the cause of our suffering?
No, not really, you can't blame that shit on luxuries. That's a problem with man. But yeah, the industrial revolution made humanities glaring character flaws somehow even more apparent.
>implying the people who busted their ass the hardest in antiquity would languish in lustful & decadent behaviors as apposed to the nobility of the past.
Yes. Unironically, yes. A parochial world gives rise to a parochial worldview, and scarcity and insecurity create impulsive and materialistic minds. You need varied experiences, quality role models, real education, and animal protein in order to develop into a full human being—things that are no more provided to the proles of today than the peasants of yesterday.
I think that plays a role. There are a lot of self centered people who capitalize on the anxieties of others by only rewarding conflict avoidance. Sometimes it could be an oversight, but others definitely abuse this to get a free pass to expect nothing but praise and a blind eye to their bad actions because “they have it harder than you do, stop being self centered”
If he were born in a different time with a different set of people telling him to embrace worthlessness he could have ended up on incel forums.
Here’s you’re fear of confrontation
That's another level of depression. Why does he just accept this state and not better himself? It's like he's drowning himself in a kiddie pool. Just stand up, homosexual.
>There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another
That's the honest hallmark of true depression. Not sadness, but the inability to act; indifference; anhedonia. I think he could have turned his life around at several points (and I still think he can), but it's an invisible monster eating away his life, it's not something that we are privy to. In a way, he chose that life of course and his refusal to try and get himself out of the situation is entirely on him, but getting out isn't as easy as "just stand up bro"
Completely correct. I have suffered from bouts of pretty substantial depression since I was a young teen, and the real killer is that depression robs you not only of your happiness, but of your desire to escape depression. Sometimes you can create habits that may help you take steps which, while without pleasure at the time, can pull you through.
There's no pity for this weakling. He's an adult, at least physically, how long can you treat everyone as a kid, hw pays taxes, votes, drives a car, drinks alcohol, have kids( although might be not his) etc.
He is weak by choice, multiple people tried to show him the truth and change him. He doesn't listen. Whatever another weakling. YET he's making a living of his pathetic soulless sad life and his promoring this shit, he teaches his kids to be weak. That's fricking disgrace, in ancient Sparta he would be thrown off a cliff without a question. Everyone should despise this fricking disgrace.
>When you feel like a worthless pile of shit.
>Remember cuckold.
>Don’t be like cuckold.
Thank
You
For
Posting
That
You
Tremendous
homosexual
From
Reddit
*Clap
Emoji*
Witnessed and true
Checked. Always remember that you are your only number one.
Why don't these whiny, self defeating homosexuals look for a better job instead of making b***hy web comics about how much they hate they hate being a wageslave?
Because slavers are well aware it’s easier to repost sympathies than to develop and implement a solution.
Lack of guidance you privileged baby boy
imagine the real waist line of the person who drew this
the way her nose is drawn is kinda off-putting
Millenial humor
>Lol I'm so anxiety-ridden and depressed and want to die
Which is fair, we are the most depressed and miserable generation, but my problem is the pride people take in their misery. The constant romantizising of mental illness makes people accept their shitty situation and refusing to even try to better their life. That is what grinds my gears.
It's the internet. I got depressed and I forced myself to get sunlight, excercise, good food, and socialization. The option to shut yourself in a dark room, stay sedentary, eat donuts, and socialize on the internet is right there though.. and easy. Obviously most of the internet generation are going to frick themselves.
>the most depressed and miserable generation
Funny that we GenX's were labeled as such in our time as well. Thanks for taking that mantle, millenials.
Needs more Loomis
What games does IST plays? I play insurgency sandstorm. Kino game, we say the N word a lot in that game
lmfao I just played some Sandstorm today, getting back into it
also play Tarkov, map games.
wow gee that's odd he's tired but didn't do anything tiring in the entire comic
this is why I work two days a week and cut through the dating apps for the other five.
What am I missing here? He's got a job, is good at it to the point where over 5,000 compliments were given to him, he won a contest, he gets new year's eve off, and he's even got a nice picture out of it. It's not even wagecucky cuz he definitely could just take days off or change his schedule since it's just Walmart and not a foodservice joint.
Fitness (dick in your mouth)
The retail job i have gives everyone holidays off. Walmart is the most soulcrushing job i ever had. Warehouses second
You're such a good fricking goyim, here, have Christmas off... actually no we need you to clean goyslop from the floor that day... how about 30 minutes to rush to the hospital and watch your wife give birth? But hurry back!
>It's not even wagecucky cuz he definitely could just take days off or change his schedule
You misunderstand WalMart and/or what it means to be a wagecuck. I have 1 month vacation time + every single holiday off by default in my job, and I make okay money (85k). I don't work weekends. Anything less than all holidays off by default is, imo, the wagecuck life.
You aren't from the United States, are you?
Its "store 5903", they never specified how many complements he received.
>Sat & Sun Weekend
>Rotisserie chicken
>Cupcake
America sometimes sounds like a cynical nightmare
holy shit, look at those filthy shoes. I thought Black folk at least value their white sneakers.
He's from Africa obviously, they don't give a shit about material possessions - only working hard.
That would be me. I am 30 years old and probably the most pathetic person on this entire board, maybe even website. You can't even imagine how pathetic I am.
I sit here completely despondent over my situation and my life, I hate waking up, I want to kms every day, but I just can't muster the self-confidence, ambition, or motivation required to change things. I don't even know what to do. I am so incomprehensibly far behind everyone else, 10-15 years behind, that the amount of effort required to fix this is insurmountable for me. The severe mental illness also does not help, the avoidant personality disorder, the schizoid affects, the attention deficit disorder, the severe depression. Just completely irredeemable.
unironically go do cocaine or something
It's never too late to climb out of the pit, one inch at a time
>There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, Morrel, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of life.
Holy fricking based
How can I learn more like this?
/lit/
This is from picrel
I’d love books that make you reflect like that one, more?
Les Miserables
A Hero Of Our Time
the latter is more existential however
I'm not actually that IST, perhaps you could ask them
read blood meridian.
Crime and punishment, Moby Dick, the Tunnel (Ernesto Sabato) and if you feel like it you could try Plato (start with the Apology). If none of those books appea to you go try IST's top 100 books, most are accesible to new readers and most will have what you're looking for.
War and Peace
The book is from the perspective of an experienced demon giving his nephew, a novice demon, advice on how to most effectively make humans sinful and miserable.
Changed my life, and my perspective on so much. Well worth a read.
my favorite book
One of the best books there are.
Picrel another suggestion
>tl;dr I am phlegmatic
l2humoral pathology bro.
Nobody is going to help you
You can only help yourself
have sex
Damn bro I'm on my way to becoming you. I might unironically become a monk or a homeless person. Like it's the lack of stimulus that makes us become like this or growing up in certain situations I'm not sure...
have you tried letting yourself experience something that is not ruminating self torture 24/7/365?
Pussy stays on my mind
people have climbex out of way worse pits
dont overwhelm youself, start small. Write a list of things you need to do - take a small walk, start doing pushups til failure or stuff like that
then add a bit more to that list every week or so
you just have tonstay consistent, thats it
HealthyGamer dot GG on youtube, start from there. You are 30 not 50, you still have time and fight left in you to live a happy life.
Stop eating junk and stop drinking tap water if you're from america. You're depressed from low test and high environmental estrogen. When it comes to food the only things you should be eating are: (red) meat, organs, (raw) milk, honey and fruit.
BPA mimics estrogen and they put it in everything, plastic, clothes, receipts, even toilet paper. Always decline the receipt. Avoid all plastics, even that ones that are "BPA free".
As for tap water, there was a study that showed that the fluoride in it reduced testosterone by 40% (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27154732/).
Godspeed anon. All you need to replace that desire for goyslop is to buy a stainless steel pan and a Tesco rump stake and cover it in oliveoil.
This was exactly what I was talking about. Please go seek help, not by paying some homosexual to listen to your sob story renforcing your self pity but by forcing yourself into social situations. If you're strong enough to resist an hero every single day, then you ought to have the resolve to make it through a 45minute team sport game. WAGMI
I'm the same way with programming. Hopefully this will stop since I am about to start my first job as a software engineer.
GUYS BY THR WAY DID I MENTION IM AN ENGINEER
Engineers are worse than vegans. Any trade school graduate can run laps around all electrical engineers I know.
t.electrical engineer working as a ~~*project manager*~~ because I'm not qualified to change a fricking lightbulb.
Unironically, IST is good for any type of video game that isn't cookie clicker. Not working out = leaving vidya gains on the table because you're too lazy to get some extra blood pumping into your head
I kind of hate when they put an actual video game in like this, doesnt add to the joke and the inclusion of P5 is just distracting, not to mention it dates the comic pretty horribly
Itd be such a let down to have lunar baboon for a dad, imagine growing up and reading his comics abt how much of a depressed homosexual he is
dubs and he gets on TRT, does a sneaky blast of tren and completely fixes his “depression” overnight resulting in the biggest redemption arc IST has ever seen.
i’m willing to bet he has the testosterone levels of a 90 year old woman, and that’s why he is a hapless, literal cuck.
>i’m willing to bet he has the testosterone levels of a 90 year old woman
YOU DON'T SAY.
head like a FRICKING orange
I miss this lil homie like you wouldn't believe
I still listen to the OG XFM radio show recordings from the early 2000's, when he was just the producer and gradually became the centre of the show. Got em on my iPod classic. I refuse to admit the last 15 years happened.
What happened in the last 15 years? I don't keep up with British politics...
yeah see. if he gets on TRT and does a sport or even just a meme workout program, i can put money on it that his “depression” will magically disapear.
wow what a homosexual
There’s one or two where he’s ok
Inspiration thread?
jfc this reminded me of my old man
Lost my dad to cancer in 2020, he was 69 and he beat cancer once already, back in 1984 when I was born.
I am a father myself, two sons, 4 and 2 yo.
This strip hit me so fricking hard in the feels I'm fighting off the tears 'cause I'm at work at the moment.
And my dad looked exactly as the old man in the last panel.
Fricking frick
I find it fascinating, when I see people so similar to me. I too am born 1984 and have two kids aged 2y and 3,8y. My father also died in 2020 though he was only 60. It was really tragic. He never was a perfect father, but I loved him. But he really tried to get on track for his grandchildren, but the cancer caught up to him. I think he would have been a great grandpa and it's sad that he didn't had the chance to fulfill his redemption arc.
Godspeed to you anon. You're not alone and we're all gonna make it.
Jesus man this hit me hard. Becoming a father have changed me in many ways.
>I became...
>A man who watches other men frick my wife
Not a doctor but probably should see some,one about he depression
I'm not a doctor but I'm sure his moronic way of living is the cause of 99% of his problems
His problem is probably precisely the fact that he sees doctors *instead of* making his life and his person better. If you need help, get it, but any doc that isn't a pillmill quack is also going to tell you to go home and put in the fricking work to live better.
This comic hurts because how rude he is.
bottom has literally never happened ever
and it's not even the being a schizo part that's unbelievable, it's a girl actually opening a conversation
If they do, they're probably some random prostitute or something. I remember one time as a teen, me, my dad and my brother were shopping and this woman made exactly that sort of approach at my dad. We just kept on walking, and then skedaddled as soon as we were out of sight.
>bottom has literally never happened ever
i-it kinda has tbh...
>bare
fricking brainlet artist hahaha
that doesn't make sense. you don't get tired from office work if you have a solid 12 hours to sleep.
he must be doing SOMEthing. like browsing mongolian horseriding boards till 3 am.
I think I'm pretty pathetic
>Be cutting some potatoes
>Mom comes in
>Tell her about a friend of mine is making pretty decent money
>She tells me now imagine if you were like him
>I'm like uh...
>Suddenly I start crying
>She says I'm sorry a bunch of times
>I'm like leave me man, not even mad I just wanted to cry out my frustrations and knew talking more is not gonna help because it's a personal thing
>Cry by myself, think about life and how my actions have lead me to this point
>Aight, go tell mom I'm not angry or anything
>She gets mad at me
>Frustration comes back a thousand times stronger
>I don't know what to do with these feelings
>I feel cornered
>Yell at the top of my lungs at her
>Make her cry
>Tells me no one has ever yelled at her like that
>Feel extremely bad
>Realize it's all on me but yet again
Ok this is the pathetic story now comes the blog post are you ready?The background of this is that I'm stuck here helping her take care of my half brother because the idiot she was with had a midlife crisis and wrecked the family after more than a decade together. I'm a middle 20s homosexual that has always been a poorgay always barely getting by in life working shitty jobs and with my parents help. I'm very low maintenance I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, I don't go out at all, I only play vidya and play guitar a little. I don't want anything in life just being able to maintain myself if I lived alone or help my mom now that I'm living with her. The paradox is that I have job opportunities now while she is working a lot but I can't work because I would have to leave her with the kid and she can't move until the lil mf finishes high school here so I would feel like I abandoned her. One of the things I yelled to her is to let me go. I don't know brehs shit sucks I don't know how to deal with this situation. I just wanna do the right thing.
stop crying like a little b***h and get a better job that pays.
at the end of the day nobody is gonna save you.
may as well be the hero you need
Holy shit, you're pathetic. It's good that you can do some introspection tho.
>mom let me go
You're a homosexual. It's not your mom's fault, this is all your decision. I bet she blames her shitty life on others. If you manage to have kids, I hope they don't get your stupid mentality and blame you when they're adults. >.< its muh mom she don let me goooo. Holy shit what a pussy, man up and take responsability on your life.
>You're a homosexual. It's not your mom's fault, this is all your decision. I bet she blames her shitty life on others. If you manage to have kids, I hope they don't get your stupid mentality and blame you when they're adults. >.< its muh mom she don let me goooo. Holy shit what a pussy, man up and take responsability on your life
I'm never ever having kids don't worry, that shit is for real sadomasochistic people. I yelled that out of frustration, I can go and leave whenever I want, I can live in a hole and work and save up money, I have some places where I can work, that's not the problem man, I'm not scared of life I just don't know how to deal with my specific situation. She doesn't blame others btw, but she could, the two men she had kids with (my father and my stepfather) both turned out to be pieces of shit that left her then she proceeded to work her ass off to take care of me and my brother and now it's happening again with my half brother, it really sucks for her. But as I always tell her it's partially her fault for chosing idiots and partially their fault for being pieces of shit. But I understand that if you want progress in your life and not stagnation all you have to work with is yourself so it's utterly pointless to blame others. Anon I'm not moronic, I'm just stupid.
>its muh mom she don let me goooo. Holy shit what a pussy, man up and take responsability on your life.
This made me laugh lmao. You are right though.
Holy shit. You're pushing out even in your responses to people. These are random people on the internet. They don't know you, they can't see you, and you'll never talk to them again.
Drop the social anxiety. Tell that guy to frick off. Something. If you can't have a spine behind a screen, I'm genuinely concerned about you without one.
Let's be productive. Let's workshop your resume. What's your background? Have you done anything of note? Any skills?
*Pussing out
damn now that's pathetic as frick man
you truly should an hero
>you truly should an hero
I've been thinking about it a lot lately but I ended up realizing it's not gonna fix shit if anything I will make my family and friends suffer because of my egoism
well if you think serving as a paypig goy wageslave for several decades to others while having to survive brunt of your mental issues alone or by taking happy pills is preferable then you have already defeated reasons to cry in your first post
Put it that way it sounds awful, I just wanna help my mom out a little bit, she has been wageslaving for her entire life for the sake of me and my brothers, I want her to take it easy before she becomes too old where she will be forced to take it easier. I have told her many times she should kick me out and leave the kid and go live an easier life. I feel like I owe her my entire life because if not for her I wouldn't be here, not because she gave birth to me but because all of her life she is the only one that has always been there. I just want to return the favor even though at this point it's probably impossible. In the end all I want is both of us to be well and happy and nothing more even though sometimes I basically act in ways that are very far from bringing us to such happines such as when my frustrations boil up and blow up in our faces. Life is hard bro, and not because it inherently is, we make it to be this hard. So stupid.
The people responding to you are Black folk. Here's my take
>You MUST live your life
>You MUST get a job with career opportunities
>Working isn't just "work", it's also fun, socializing, growth and LIFE
>Your mom must take care of the kid while you provide for the family. Even if you earn less money than her. You can't cuck yourself out of a life like this and you can't let your mom do this either.
>Your mom just might be a "life gains goblin" because she lost 2? husbands and doesn't want to lose you too. Well tough luck b***h. Should have picked better men or should have been a better wife, idk.
>Don't be resentful at her, but GET A JOB NOW, idgaf what copes she comes up with. You don't need her permission to live your life.
Being unemployed feels fricking pathetic. I know that feel very well. I spent half my twenties feeling like that. Then at 30 i retained as a junior programmer and my life became immesurably better INSTANTLY.
You'd be more of a help to your mother if you got the better job and financially supported her.
You know what ? just let yout c**t mother alone. People usually tend to say you owe your parents everything, that is true ONLY to the extent that they first and foremost dedicated their lives to you. Mutual assistance. She let you and your family down for the feelz, don't let her ruin your whole life. Stop giving her money, go live somwhere else, take care of your bro and LIVE IT
It sounds like she’s screwed up her life. Don’t let that screw up your life too.
You are not responsible for your mother - you are responsible for yourself.
Honestly at some point you have to stop wasting your life at the cost of other people's.
She's your mother and should want you to lead a good and happy life even if it makes her life harder because that's what any decent parent would do.
You need to leave that godforsaken shithole.
kek I'm in a similar situation except I was the idiot half brother
now my older brother is divorced with 3 children and mom has to support him with her meager pension, meanwhile I save up my neetbux and spend them on stupid shit
I'd post my guitars but they're fairly unique and I'd be doxxing myself
pic related went out to buy some chicken thighs yesterday and bought pic related because why the frick not lmao
>Mom comes in
>Tell her about a friend of mine is making pretty decent money
>She tells me now imagine if you were like him
>...
>Aight, go tell mom I'm not angry or anything
>She gets mad at me
>Frustration comes back a thousand times stronger
>I don't know what to do with these feelings
>I feel cornered
>the two men she had kids with (my father and my stepfather) both turned out to be pieces of shit that left her
Stop blaming your dads and recognize that maybe it is actually your mother who is a piece of shit. Do you have any memories of your dad? Did you know your half-brother's dad very well? Or are you taking your mother's word as gospel?
>Stop blaming your dads and recognize that maybe it is actually your mother who is a piece of shit.
This, if one man leaves might be coincidence, but 109
No, you are terribly mistaken. My mother is by no means perfect but my father was an absolute butthole the only mistake she made is chosing him and I can't say that because otherwise I would be here. He was an alcoholic, they had stores and restaurants, we could actually be rich if he wasn't a drink bastard, he took cars from her parents (my grandparents), he got kicked by his own mother when he was young because he stealed shit from a job she found for him, he owed money, he tried to best my mother, he was a disaster and would have been an awful father, she told me the story of how he would slap my ass when I was s literal baby because he was mad about me crying. Then when I was a kid he would beat me for the most stupid shit. The second guy drunkenly head-butted her in the first 2 or 3 months of living with him because she went looking for him at the bar to bring him home because he was drunk as frick. She came home by herself with a conclusion the size of my fist in her forehead. After that he was better than my father I guess he behaved better than him overall, mind you their relationship was absolute cancer the last few years when I was long long gone living by myself. She worked he stood at home he asked her for all the money she worked for. He would gift my half brother expensive shit with her money and then mock her infront of their son about how she didn't gift him anything cool in his birthday because she literally had 5 bucks and nothing more. Man my mom can be whatever but she is hard working and the flaws she has are not enough to justify her fate, but it is what it is, she has never given up on me and my brothers and never will. I give her shit sometimes when I'm mad about past actions because I'm a moronic kid but rationally she has done great given what we have in this world overall.
Did read and regretted evey second of it.
You need to take care of yourself and with whatever resources (money, energy, effort) you have to spare you can help your mom and half sibling as much as you want. You will just resent your mother and especially your half sibling if you don't
even at my most stressed out and tired i’d still appease my videogame addiction. thank frick i grew out of it. imagine being a grown man over 21 playing kidshit on your goy console. or even worse, using a desktop PC you should be using to be productive, as a games console. i’m fricking embarrassed i wasted so much time living a fantasy life when i could have been self improoving my real life. what a fricking pitfal.
I once convinced my aunt to come with me on the "Slingshot" carnival ride because I was betting on her passing out. When she did pass out, I got a good feel of her breasts before she came to. I even got to put my fingers in her mouth and then sucked on them, just to taste her saliva. Greatest childhood memories by far.
I'm glad I didn't grow up to be some creep that made a hobby of taking advantage of unconscious women, but man was my aunt gorgeous
I still remember going to the bathroom and
scrubbing her toothbrush all over my tongue
whenever I went to her house as a kid...
I used to do sexual stuff with my mom's dirty laundry and used menstrual pads that she left in the garbage for about 2 years to before I started to feel weird about it.
Also, there was this one time my 14 year old cousin was babysitting me and she was secretly smoking cigarettes on the staircase outside. She kept spitting in the same spot while smoking and when she was done, I went to the spit she was sitting and found some of her saliva hanging off the step and a small puddle of her spit. I wiped it into my hand, took it into the shower, and maturbated with it.
I once had to pick up some Chinese takeout for my mom and her friend, and I came in their food twice each and told them it took a long time to get their food because of how many customers there were.
My mom once had a philipino lady baby sit me and stole 4 of her pills from her bottle of meds and came all over them, let them dry for like 3 hours and then put them back in the bottle.
The dumbest, most risky act of degeneracy was when the neighbor from down the street came over to go on an hour long jog with my mom. She left her purse at my house, and I ended up blowing a load into her purse knowing that she would inevitably touch my dried cum.. They came back after like 15 min and she immediately went into her purse and ended up touching my still wet cum. She immediately blamed it on a bottle of sented face oil she had in there
I prescribe one dose of suicide for you.
Ahaha thanks for the confession and the laughs.
Are you middle-eastern by any chance??
>I went to the spit she was sitting and found some of her saliva hanging off the step and a small puddle of her spit. I wiped it into my hand, took it into the shower, and maturbated with it.
anon. I seriously had to go outside and walk it off. What have you posted u fricking moron.
Just because your dick looks like a small mayo packet doesn't mean you need to spread on food like such.
Most sane IST poster
They just don't make posts like this on the normal internet
Never post this again, expecially if no one asked you to. Please consider suicide.
I think I need a break from this place.
pls off yourself
Thanks for making me feel better about myself.
I pity YOU
Congratulations on being better than a jizz covered rat. Lmao, I pity YOU.
I could never quit you IST
Somebody put me in the screencap
Muy basado
Bad day to have eyes
> I once had to pick up some Chinese takeout for my mom and her friend, and I came in their food twice each and told them it took a long time to get their food because of how many customers there were.
I kneel
derailed the thread like a motherfricker.
I used to do similar shit when I was a degenerate porn-addicted 13 year old. I remember when... you know what... never mind...
THIS is why I'm still here
>I am too tired
Hahahahaha what a fricking loser. Good thread OP
How can i avoid being this guy ?
Disrespect women.
Stupid fricking video ads I can't respond to posts.
Anyway signing up for gym and everyone tells me I don't need it and it's a waste of time and money. I am surrounded by losers. Not going to listen to any of them though.
This thread... Jesus fricking Christ
In better times we'd kill lunarboon out of pity
This is me but with sex.
I think about it costantly but when I actually have the possibility I stop caring.
Vidya has destroyed entire generations of "men" and no one seems to care.
Thank you fit, the fact that this c**t will outlive me if I kms made me live.
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You can't make this shit up OP
While I think taking yourself too serious and having no sense of self depricating humor is a sign of a very deep seated insecurity. But constantly living that way is far more dangerous, leading to bugmen that constantly doubt themselves or overthinking things, try to make themselves little all the bad stuff. Being overtly confident can atleast help with fake it till you make it, like Zyzz.