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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my pee is ultraviolet purple because I can't stop drinking pic related. not a shill thread I legitimately have a problem, it might just be my autism flaring or something like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zero calories+zero sugar
      based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zero calories implies zero sugar, you didnt have to say both moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero calories implies zero sugar
          no it doesn't
          you can have zero sugar with calories from non-sugar sources
          that's why monster wrote in the can "zero calories zero sugar"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't add oil and butter to his sipps
            N
            G
            M
            I

            >not one but two morons who either can't read or don't understand what "X implies Y" means or that implication is not commutative
            Little more working out at the library, meatheads

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no it doesn't
            yes it does
            >you can have zero sugar with calories from non-sugar sources
            yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't add oil and butter to his sipps
          N
          G
          M
          I

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bright yellow after energy drinks otherwise clear light yellow

      really?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my homie high on that Nuclear Yellow Cadmium colorant which is banned in the EU for cancer and autism risks kek

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no it's the synthetic B vitamins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop drinking liquid cancer.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >too much water
    wait what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ever wondered why waterboarding is considered torture?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      start peeing out essential minerals if you overdo it on regular water....like REALLY overdo it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just ingest more minerals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can have too much of anything
      If you drink too much water, your brain can swell and start pressing against your skull which can kill you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AHAHAHAHAHA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually you can die when you drink too much water. A lot of people think that can only happen with distilled water, but on a hot day if you haven't eaten anything and you drink lots of water you can actually die from normal water.
        On the other hand, drinking distilled water isn't as dangerous as a lot of people think. If you have any food in your stomach you'll be fine. Some people even cook their coffee with distilled water because it keeps their coffee machine clean.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean steep, not cook

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My pee is pale red because I drink. a. lot. of. beet. juice.

    And before you mouth off, at least I'm smart enough not to publish an "infographic" about "dehydraion".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My pee is pale red because I drink. a. lot. of. beet. juice
      I've seen some redditors saying the same thing, must be true.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a kidney failure pilled foammaxxer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have, you been to a doctor lately? I've been pissing bubbles too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        try peeing sitting down. if you're still seeing bubbles, then it's a problem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have, you been to a doctor lately? I've been pissing bubbles too.

      try peeing sitting down. if you're still seeing bubbles, then it's a problem.

      foam=stays even if you leave it for a time
      bubbles=goes away shortly after you piss, which is less of an issue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks doc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try next time I piss thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phew, it's just bubbly, it's gone after like a minute.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Transparent-pale yellow. Gotta stay hydrated for that Creatine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Creatine
      you're gonna die bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're never going to make it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're never going to make it
          enjoy kidney stones + balding I guess
          hopefully nothing happens but it could happen
          ditch it bro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm already bald homosexual, and I've never had a kidney stone in my life.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm already bald homosexual
              Creatine did this
              Turkey fixes this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Genetics did this.
                >Turkey fixes this
                Turkey doesn't know how to do European hairlines, they give everyone an unnatural straight line.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I almost only ever drink to thirst, so my piss usually dark yellow. Only times I piss clear is while drinking.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude really chime in an hour later over some pedantic garbage kek

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark yellow currently.
    I am staying away from water to thirst maxx.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iconic kidney stones queen

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like first response said, I drink energy drinks my piss is bright B12 neon yellow for the first half of the day then clear/mostly clear the rest of it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude actually typed out a fully buttflustered reply to someone suggesting he put butter in his diet soda

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pee color is rarely as important as pee texture.
    you have foamy piss you're dying boyo

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have foam every time I pee but every time I get urinalysis it always comes back negative for proteinuria. I think I just have a textured urethra that makes the stream uneven.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ribbed for her pleasure?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very tasty.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have always had foam appear

    Am I supposed to have been dead for the past 30 years?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, is the colour based on what it looks like mid-stream or what it looks like once it's in the bowl?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pee in a bottle to be sure

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Green because I take too many B vitamins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to be taking B vitamins to be fricking honest if you are eating meat and plant foods in healthy amounts. ACEK2D3 vitamins on the other hand are something Americans will be missing out on the most.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if I drink the amount of water I need (+3 liters/day) i piss non stop and even into the night I'm pissing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if I drink the amount of water I need (+3 liters/day) i piss non stop and even into the night I'm pissing
      yeah, I almost don't drink water and I'm peeing over 2 liters/day.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes pale or transparent yellow during the day and dark yellow when I wake up in the morning.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >pee brownish orange

    >drink more before sleep
    >wake up at 3am, pee normal
    >wake up
    >pee brownish orange

    I'm dead inside

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drink more water at 3am, this isn't a difficult case to crack.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thick

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, my pee always have foam and when i asked it to my doctor he said i just need drink more water. Am i fricked?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a new doctor and start writing a will

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usually white

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    transparent yellow with hint of green probably from slamming vitamins and supplements

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED?
    GREEN?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my pee is pale yellow unless I have my multivitamins then it's neon yellow/green

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went for a long hike the other day and pissed out port wine. Was scared I had rhabdo or something, but it went away the next time I pissed a few hours later.

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