People of your gym

>That one guy who only plays ABBA's greatest hits on the gym speakers but he can also bench 350.

>The old person who puts on lifting gloves to ride the stationary bike.

>The Asian MILF with shitty form but a nice rack.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that one guy who unironically lifts

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>That one guy who only plays ABBA's greatest hits on the gym speakers but he can also bench 350.
    Fuck you OP that guy's based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ABBA is based, my favorite song is Fernando

      I never said he wasn't. My favorite's Waterloo.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme Gimme Gimme is my signature song for heavy lifts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ABBA is based, my favorite song is Fernando

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should Getyou Getyou Getyou some bitches lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course Satan encouraging us to hate ABBA.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get mired constantly by the Asian milf tiger mommies. Thinking about breeding their tight, sweaty slant slits with my BWC in the locker room gets me through PR’s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where are these asian milfs you're speaking of?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice larp

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old Chinese couple, man does an hour+ on the rowing machine, lady lifts pink bitch dumbbells
    >fat powerlifter guy of course
    >chubby powerlifting girl
    >Asian dyels crowding the smith machine
    >Indian skinny 14 year old who literally only does bicep curls
    >weirdly jacked teenage girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wake up from American Dream™
      >discover I was Eurotrash the whole time
      >immediately binge drink so I can pass out and be American again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also the weirdly jacked teenage girl recently started working out with this chubby twink looking guy, don’t know what to think of that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skinny 14 year old who literally only does bicep curls
      Why is this so common? There's one at every gym

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. Have those pajeets at my gym too.
        >pajeet group come in smelling of curry
        >immediately go over to do barbell bicep curls
        >multiple variations of curls
        >walk on treadmill afterwards at slow pace
        >known to also congregate in the sauna

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. Have those pajeets at my gym too.
        >pajeet group come in smelling of curry
        >immediately go over to do barbell bicep curls
        >multiple variations of curls
        >walk on treadmill afterwards at slow pace
        >known to also congregate in the sauna

        Do you guys get shoeless Pajeet?

        >shows up to gym
        >takes shoes off
        >does about 30 minutes of strange stretches and body weight squats
        >finishes with a few sets of curls
        >refuses to elaborate
        >puts shoes back on
        >leaves

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who leaves the gym without showering because he’s going to “shower at home”
    >the guy who’s always wearing headphones and never talks to anyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>the guy who leaves the gym without showering because he’s going to “shower at home”

      I do shower at home though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHA IMAGINE THAT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>the guy who’s always wearing headphones and never talks to anyone
      Joke's on you. I wear no headphones and STILL never talk to anyone.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >milf whose ass i watch inbetween sets
    >moronsmell dude
    >13yo girl who never really does any sort of exersize
    >dude who wears womens yoga pants

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just joined a new gym and getting new “people” each week.

    >I call him Mohamed. Middle eastern looking fella who does 4 different exercises at a time and expects no one to use the 1 of 4 machines he’s on. If he’s not lifting he’s on his phone. Very weird guy.

    >Harry Potter tattoo girl. Nice ass but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her face. She wears a hat and pulls it down and wears those over ear 2012 era head phones.

    >He-woman. Girl that comes in and workouts like she’s about to go to war next week. It’s fine but sometime early in the morning it can be a bit much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah and the 15-16 year old Gumby looking Kid that comes in and only does bench press. I usually try not to do a set while he’s doing his because I’m afraid he’s going to kill himself and I don’t want to witness that.

      >two black dudes who are there at 5am pretty regularly. Mad props to them for being black and awake before noon.

      >Milf with the biggest wedding ring I’ve seen who I’ve caught checking me out.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the 20something former junkie with dentures that talks about alkaline water
    >the 50something housewife that takes selfies then leaves without doing anything other than that
    >the elderly man group that have nothing better to do than sling around 5lbs kettleballs and do light cardio occasionally
    >the roidchud teenager that stares at me after he's taken pictures with my car(s) to make sure I didn't see that or that I care (I don't)
    >the one creepy divorcee that somehow found me on Snapchat and regularly sends me nudes for no reason other than comparing herself to my wife who works out with me, saying she'd be a better wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post nudes asshole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SFW board, no can do.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Superhot Korean chick with a sick uper back
    >blond big boob Asian bimbo with dragon back tattoos
    >super leathery jacked guy with headband
    >big butt Latina employee that always does sumo deadlifts and the legs-a-spread machine
    >thicc blue eyed redhead with a BEAUTIFUL face
    > <5ft. tall cute Mexican girl with red hair
    >obese Nate Diaz
    >aesthetic Adam Driver
    >Steroids guy
    There's multiple guys clearly roiding but Steroids Guy got his name from a conversation I overheard
    >normie says "I want to be as big as you" to Steroids Guy
    >Steroids Guy says "steroids" without a second of hesitation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normie says "I want to be as big as you" to Steroids Guy
      >Steroids Guy says "steroids" without a second of hesitation
      incredibly based
      you probably do get tired of that conversation eventually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds like one of those ai written greentexts,
      >be me
      >at gym
      >see steroid guy
      >he's big
      >want to be big
      >tell him i want to be as big as you
      >"steroids"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sex
        >sex
        >cum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually funny though, thanks for posting

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mexican grandpa that always wears a doo-rag and gold chain

    >schizo boomer who always wears a ballcap, face mask and sunglasses, only uses the exercise bike for like 20 minutes (which he carefully wipes down with disinfectant before using) then leaves

    >skinny nerd and 300lbs fat dude that always workout together

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skinny nerd and 300lbs fat dude that always workout together
      Sounds like a feel good story tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >After a year you can't tell who was the fat one and who was the skinny one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wholesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nerd and 300lbs fat dude that always workout together
      Me and my workout bro. I'm a skinnyfat Manley and he's a gigachad powermaxxer. Everyone thinks I'm his little brother.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the sleepy bencher
    he's a big black guy. always see him benching. when he benches, he keeps his eyes closed, does super long pauses at the bottom (minimum 5 seconds). always at least 3 plates on the bar, even incline.

    >handsome tom
    looks like my friend tom, but more handsome

    >gym succubus
    just a thot who tries to seduce men in her thot attire. she will never seduce me.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > bumper plates on ez curl bar guy

    Another different guy
    > elbows behind preacher curl pad, exaggerated back swing, lifts with all traps and lats in addition to the momentum. 11” arms, Only goes 1/4 ROM then decides 35lb on each side isn’t enough and adds weight. Gets 3 “reps” then adds more weight. Walks around and talks to the receptionist about a “sick party” for an hour and leaves

    I’m not even on tren but I want to beat him up

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The changing rooms are worse than auschwitz showers when the pajeet group arrives

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the two hispanic teenagers taking turns doing 40lb 10 minute sets on the leg press machine
    >the old boomer wearing a facebook-ad targeted t-shirt who walks on the treadmill nearest to the tv playing Fox News
    >the anemic older woman 10 years past the milf cutoff doing 5lb dumbbell tricep kickbacks spanx-ing her loose skin in all lululemon
    >the squat hoe with a flower sleeve that wears the butthole-sprout leggings doing the the most inefficient, rube-goldberg smith machine inverse calf workout possible who would make a scene to get you kicked out if you gave her any pointers
    >the smiling old asian dude who lightly 1-2 punches the heavy bag in the corner for like half an hour and then does some tai-chi shit in the yoga room (think old guy from squid games), probably a pretty cool guy
    >the battalion of 5 foot nothing late-teenage pajeets doing arm-blaster concentration curls with pussy weight then spending the remainder of their time flexing their 11” burnt noodle arms in the mirror
    >the sarmgoblin with a tripod, speaks for itself
    I can keep going, I’ve seen it all

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The two Japanese guys who always work out together
    >one is huge and benches 3pl8 and the other is small but making good progress

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude who infinity reps 0 pl8 smith machine military press
    >dude who does lmao 1pl8 leg press for reps of 50
    >Group of dudes who squat 4 times a week and I have to schedule my time around them on leg day
    >Dude who looks exactly like the fat Ben Stiller from dodgeball who has been lifting for 20 years but looks exactly the same
    Squat dudes and Dodgeball bro are actually pretty cool guys

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >takes 4 different sets of dumbbells back to his bench
    >Ego "lifts" them for 1rep
    >Has the worst form for literally every single exercise
    >Constantly talking about grinding, networking, how to make more money
    >Wears a tracksuit every day
    >Isn't even cut or strong, just kind of large
    Looks kind of like pic related
    Thank fuck he stopped going to my gym, and started going to some new gym where the owners push their own roids to people

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pacific islander with a tribal tattoo who benches 400

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mortem3r
    Has a similar hair style and face, but is slim and mostly just squats. Friend told me she's training to compete in bodybuilding. Never made contact with her.
    >Roidmax guy
    Covered in chestne and backne. Skin is always red. Huge as fuck, but still only 5'10. Cool dude.
    >Zoomer deadlifters
    Group of 4-5 guys in their early 20's. All DYELs wearing deathcore t-shirts and spend 2 hours just deadlifting. See them deadlift every single day, then do other random exercises. Kind of annoying, but harmless.

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