I'm literally the ONLY guy ITT who could get that girl irl. Most of you social morons couldn't even string together a sentence without stuttering after every word. I'M the alpha male, I'M the one in charge. Come talk to me when I'm talking to her? I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation. In fact most of you would probably come into our circle and just stand there, taking down "PUA" tips in that notebook you morons carry around with you. If you decided to speak (aka ask "how do you do it bro?") I'd not only shove you back (I'm 6ft 210 btw, you'd fall to the ground) I'd give you a lesson on manners simultaneously displaying alpha behavior to this girl. Boom. 2 birds with one stone. In fact it would probably go better if you did interrupt our conversation.
Goblina wishes she looked as good as that boxy Mexican.
https://i.imgur.com/iAn0h6p.jpg
I'm literally the ONLY guy ITT who could get that girl irl. Most of you social morons couldn't even string together a sentence without stuttering after every word. I'M the alpha male, I'M the one in charge. Come talk to me when I'm talking to her? I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation. In fact most of you would probably come into our circle and just stand there, taking down "PUA" tips in that notebook you morons carry around with you. If you decided to speak (aka ask "how do you do it bro?") I'd not only shove you back (I'm 6ft 210 btw, you'd fall to the ground) I'd give you a lesson on manners simultaneously displaying alpha behavior to this girl. Boom. 2 birds with one stone. In fact it would probably go better if you did interrupt our conversation.
As a tall white man, despite being overweight, latinas fricking love me for some reason. They always want my HWD.
6/10. Even then, I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her butthole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.
stop trying to meme your cringe pastas homosexuals
>Shelby mustang >polyester couch
Hahahahaha, you can't make this shit up. Enjoy the long slow robbery that is the interest you're wasting on your toy car. I bet you rent an apartment.
Nice roid-skin, too.
How many cookie-cutter tattoos do you have?
I think it's envy. Post car or body with timestamp to prove me wrong
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don't need to show off on the internet to feel better about myself. I'm here for the lulz
1 year ago
Anonymous
Translation: my car is shit and my body is even shittier
1 year ago
Anonymous
O.K. here you go homosexual. Unlike you I'm not a roidtroony. Enjoy your roidskin for the rest of your life
1 year ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/I6cTo5f.gif
Translation: my car is shit and my body is even shittier
Kek now post a fake car to try to impersonate me, too; mustang boy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hahahhahahha holy shit should have just left the thread hahahaha. Every single time it's jelly incels coming at me, exactly why I post this shit hahahaha
1 year ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/YzRNviJ.jpg
O.K. here you go homosexual. Unlike you I'm not a roidtroony. Enjoy your roidskin for the rest of your life
true but still no one's gonna find the op prostitute
This guy is so insecure I baited him into talking to himself. Hahahahahaha, you seriously can't make this shit up.
1 year ago
Anonymous
KYS b***h. I get over 40mpg and would even maybe keep up with you on a track
1 year ago
Anonymous
better stop or that dudes gonna stroke out
1 year ago
Anonymous
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Kek now post a fake car to try to impersonate me, too; mustang boy.
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This guy is so insecure I baited him into talking to himself. Hahahahahaha, you seriously can't make this shit up.
got this incel having poster's remorse and triple posting hahahahahahahaha holy shit. should have gotten that fresh air before sperging out like this hahahahahahha. God damn thanks for the entertained incel, made this last hour of work fly by
6/10. Even then, I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her butthole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.
I'm literally the ONLY guy ITT who could get that girl irl. Most of you social morons couldn't even string together a sentence without stuttering after every word. I'M the alpha male, I'M the one in charge. Come talk to me when I'm talking to her? I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation. In fact most of you would probably come into our circle and just stand there, taking down "PUA" tips in that notebook you morons carry around with you. If you decided to speak (aka ask "how do you do it bro?") I'd not only shove you back (I'm 6ft 210 btw, you'd fall to the ground) I'd give you a lesson on manners simultaneously displaying alpha behavior to this girl. Boom. 2 birds with one stone. In fact it would probably go better if you did interrupt our conversation.
Is that goblina?
You're a porn-addicted coomer. Nothing more
Goblina wishes she looked as good as that boxy Mexican.
As a tall white man, despite being overweight, latinas fricking love me for some reason. They always want my HWD.
>Is that goblina?
No, it looks more like the chick who posted her pics on goblina's meetup thread, which caused goblna to sulk and cry
>blanquito
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAA
stop trying to meme your cringe pastas homosexuals
Is this the same homosexual from IST flexing his Ford Mustang Cobra?
kek
lol he did the same at IST
holy dude should go touch some grass
I have permanently left my 2D impression on your 3D brains
>Shelby mustang
>polyester couch
Hahahahaha, you can't make this shit up. Enjoy the long slow robbery that is the interest you're wasting on your toy car. I bet you rent an apartment.
Nice roid-skin, too.
How many cookie-cutter tattoos do you have?
>seething this hard at some internet rando
Get some fresh air my dude
>seething
It's pity
lol
lmao even
I think it's envy. Post car or body with timestamp to prove me wrong
I don't need to show off on the internet to feel better about myself. I'm here for the lulz
Translation: my car is shit and my body is even shittier
O.K. here you go homosexual. Unlike you I'm not a roidtroony. Enjoy your roidskin for the rest of your life
Kek now post a fake car to try to impersonate me, too; mustang boy.
Hahahhahahha holy shit should have just left the thread hahahaha. Every single time it's jelly incels coming at me, exactly why I post this shit hahahaha
This guy is so insecure I baited him into talking to himself. Hahahahahaha, you seriously can't make this shit up.
KYS b***h. I get over 40mpg and would even maybe keep up with you on a track
better stop or that dudes gonna stroke out
got this incel having poster's remorse and triple posting hahahahahahahaha holy shit. should have gotten that fresh air before sperging out like this hahahahahahha. God damn thanks for the entertained incel, made this last hour of work fly by
probably some guy who saved your pic like the chally wally posting
Why do you have two different hair colors
I'll pick up the girl being 5ft9 you poorgay
Die poor Black
you can have her bro she looks like 35
6/10. Even then, I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her butthole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.
>selena Adams
6/10? What is this based on? She looks fat and basic
>What is this based on?
Based on my desire to frick
6/10, would be a 7/10 with bigger breasts
for coomwers selena Adams is close enough to this prostitute fap away
Selena adams is much better
true but still no one's gonna find the op prostitute
3/10
would impregnate. need bigger breasts tho
Looks like a fat israelite