Pic rel comes up to you, what do you do?

Pic rel comes up to you, what do you do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 and walk away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      360 is a full turn moron, you'd be going straight forward.

      EDIT: wow thanks for the gold!

      EDIT 2: not sure why I'm getting downvoted now? Could someone explain please?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /r/woosh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        r/confidentlyincorrect ://

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thread locked, yall cant behave

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Great to meet ya. What can I do fer ya?
    >Time is money, friend!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep yer feet on the ground!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My, you're a tall one!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick real life dwarves! :O

      Imagine the smelle

      Hivemind

      take their blood pressure

      the hair on his shoulders is thicker than the hair on my beard

      Checked!

      https://i.imgur.com/Cgk4CND.jpg

      God I wanna take roids so bad. This guy literally started frauding at 18 or younger and looks like an absolute beast

      Oh my God.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smelle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take a picture for /fph/

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hip thrusts

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hair on his shoulders is thicker than the hair on my beard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tren is one helluva drug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick I didn't notice the shoulder hair til I read this KEK

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bend over and after she's done with me watch the guy get it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ogre

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rape both

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd probably already have left before he ever came up to me because being within 90 feet of these fat fricks would smell horrendous

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be mogged into oblivion by literal cave people and then go about my day

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stare off into the abyss

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so hairy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quick travel out of Ironforge

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOG them

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I wanna take roids so bad. This guy literally started frauding at 18 or younger and looks like an absolute beast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin Bacterian mode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DB > DBZ

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love both. I like the more comedic tone of Dragon Ball a lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You want to look like a 50 year old sasquatch at 24?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh bro I’m 18 and everyone at my work says I look like I’m in my 30’s so why the frick not kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the guy looks killer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His facial expression makes me lose it everytime I zoom in. Has to be the only funny thing posted here in the past couple years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >24
      Dead at 50~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grunting intensifies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's German
      Dude should have been swinging a battle axe into a Roman's face. Damn shame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He isnt. He couldnt spell "Das Powerhaus" correctly. He doesnt even look remotely german. Maybe some 3% making him gas himself out faster on his 6 Million Reps until Genocide.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          his last name is hause moron. plus most germans are actually dark haired swarthoids like him. literally 90% of german tourists i've met look like this. when i ask germans online why is this, they say i'm a dumb american for thinking all germans are blonde and blue eyed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ. What's this dudes name?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Andrew Hause
        Ig: daspowerhause

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not a single height stat anywhere
          >marrying that prostitute
          When will they learn…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Completely destroy appearance and health for a 20% increase on memelifts absolutely no one cares about. Good job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This post implies that he started taking roids at 19 to increase his total by 400 as if he wasn’t absolutely swimming in gear before he was 19, just look at the fricking cannons on this homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pov:
      youre a walking talking meat about to get eaten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s his name?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ogremaxxing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >age 24
      Ngl though he was at least 45 frfr

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lightly walk away knowing they can only chase me for 30 seconds

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish a poser like this fricker would try me so I could rape his prostitute in front kf his eyes before I torture both of them to death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this

      How do I become this fricking cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ravishing Rick Rude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        uhh well probably need to be italian first but:
        >track suit
        >chain
        >matching gold watch
        >firm hold pomade
        >moustache
        >20 years of tanning
        >desert eagle

        in that order

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lalo Salamanca from a popular TV show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Before you could draw your homosexual handcannon, the superhuman ogremaxxer would have sprinted the distance between the two of you and would be gouging your eyes out, before splitting your skull with his bare hands like the Mountain in GoT. Think how fast the frickhuge roider aliens in DBZ move. It would be over for you before you could blink. He would sense your incel rage and dispatch you before you began to act. Even if you tried to shoot him, the rounds would bounce off his leathery hide like BB pellets striking a wooly mammoth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t need to use a gun you homosexual. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some homosexual like him would, look at his b***h eyes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            now u

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you really think I wouldn’t recognise blaha? lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Take your mog like a man kiddo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Favelado de merda fdp kkkkk

                Rua Joaquim de Queiroz, Rio.
                Ask anyone to call for Josepito alto and i will come and frick you and anyone you bring with you up, any day of the week, any hour of the day.

                >file name
                >image quality
                >background
                Ngl gains not bad for a malnourished brazillian

                P E L O T A S
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                S

                Valeu gatinha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Espero que alguem va e de um tiro na sua cabeça pra livrar a cidade de cuzao q nem tu

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              P E L O T A S
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            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >file name
              >image quality
              >background
              Ngl gains not bad for a malnourished brazillian

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Your significant other and group of friends want to visit Brasil
              >you always manage to dissuade them from this horrendous idea
              >one day you are too tired after a hard shift and while at your usual hangout they manage to convince
              >they book everything then and there so you cant back down
              >couple of months pass and you’re on a flight to Brasil nervous as frick
              >you convince yourself to make the best if it
              >first couple of days pass and everything seems great
              >you tell yourself that you just fell for the memes
              >even your country is said to be burgerland and 3rd world and full of Black person violence but in reality it isn’t so bad
              >on the 4th day of your vacation you go out clubbing
              >your SO keeps grinding on you making you horny as frick
              >you try to get the group to go back but non of them want to
              >your guide is coming to take you back in hours
              >it’s just 15 minutes away what could happen
              >you follow google maps to get there as quick as can be
              >all of a sudden pic related dressed exactly like in the pic walks out from the shadows blocking your path
              >you try to stare into his eyes to seem unafraid
              >one of his eyes is gone
              >the other is blood red
              >he smiles at you with barely any teeth and says
              > se sente em forma, cara?
              How do you respond? Only one sentence can save you, newbies need not even try.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, mugged, raped, murdered.
                NEXT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >
                >Paz do senhor, irmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA DE LA BLAHA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Blaha?? You mean Blaha Lujza tér? Dios mio indeed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no Jason blaha
                that photo is Jason blaha moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it was a dumb joke in case any hungarians itt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine seething this much at favela chad bro, he is somewhat disfigured yes, but he is cut up as frick and probably mogs op irl and would mog you to hell and back if you posted body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No hablo loco

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ehm, eu sou apenas um cara de sorte

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only oldgay in the thread, congratulations you survived the favela.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Voce e Black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No hablo loco

                DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA DE LA BLAHA

                Dead newbies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >14 years of prison time for violent crimes
          What did you do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Raped a troony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          low iq people will never realize how pathetic they look posting tough guy fantasies on IST like it means anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao bro read up down lower, he legit posted his body, name and address if you want to go check him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >went to jail for 14 years at 14 years old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t need to use a gun you homosexual. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some homosexual like him would, look at his b***h eyes.

      Favelado de merda fdp kkkkk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf he looks like he could be my dads long lost brother lol

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me wonder if powerlifting should be classified as a mental illness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It already is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think this man is concerned about looking ripped Lmfao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God her tats are ugly. Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            usually
            Blackout is covering something else shitter underneath but honestly I kind of dig it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area
            I've never seen a good blackout, it seems like a cop-out. I think Chris Heria did something similar but with actual design instead of just a massive patch of ink, which looks a million times better while having a similar aesthetic.
            I'd never get a tattoo, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your homosexual seething about hauss is certainly a mental illness.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her traps are almost as big as mine and her arms are getting there why the frick do women want to take roids it looks ridiculous

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's her Instagram, bros? I wanna jerk it to her

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be strong liberated woman
    >be on steroids, literally higher testosterone levels than the average man
    >be powerlifter and addicted too it
    ...
    >still unable to hold phone without meme grip accessory and putting the pinky finger below it like a little b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >putting the pinky finger below it like a little b***h

      who cares about shit like this? wtf lmfaooooo

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Refreeze him and put him back in the ground and finish my pool on top of him

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    even the gruggest cavechad can’t stop his gf posting bimbopics apparently

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SHEEIT. Source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's her Instagram, bros? I wanna jerk it to her

      You guys are seriously chipping on the boe hard if you find her even slightly attractive

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That’s actually not bad looking. I dislike tattoos but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if you know what I mean

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ask if anyone is using that monolift

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably ask them to help make sure my fat ass is deadlifting and squatting correctly, maybe ask some diet tips.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait for them to speak. if they don't just say
    >uhhh can i help you with something?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him if he’s that guy I saw on YouTube that bangs his forehead against the bar before squatting, causing him to bleed all over his face during his sets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that’s him. Dudes a tard

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cover my nose

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Would....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soooooohohohh woood

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello!
    >May i interest you in some therapy?
    >Tattoo removal services?
    >A haircut?
    >A shower??
    >Yes yes come along. The showers are right this way. Don't mind the smell. No it's perfectly harmless. No it's not Zyklon B... What do you mean you recognize the smell from your last delousing?? Well the door is locked and you're on the other side, so there you have it. Take your shower and stop complaining.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >rugged alpha male bearded caveman who lifts for strength and tattoos
    >can't even stop his ONE (1) b***h from being an online prostitute
    What a joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      even the gruggest cavechad can’t stop his gf posting bimbopics apparently

      blackpill

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, the smell of corn chips and sweaty swamp-ass must permeate the very walls of their bedroom when they frick, and by frick, I mean

    >5 thrusts, 3 min rest
    >3 thrusts, 5 min rest
    >1 thrust, cum

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take their blood pressure

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Total subhuman couple. Tattoos and roids are for worthless cattle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post body Black person homosexual

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give sasquatch a high five and frick the tubby little shortstack next to him.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hause is a fricking beast. Love how he cut his head open psyching himself up at his latest meet. Dude has potential to own the highest raw total of all time in a few years.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably frick the mentally ill girl

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine what the sex is like with this deranged prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably pretty awesome, that's always the trap with those crazy hoores

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cover my nose against the reek

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand why anyone would do this, isn't 2400 a mid total for an elite powerlifter? There can't be that much money in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2400 is absolutely world class even equipped

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Medallion is glowing
    >Damn, you're ugly
    >How do you like that silver?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what’s the best way to hunt a mammoth bro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      corner into cliff using fire and forcing the mammoths jump off the cliff
      scrap the bodies

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their only fans is amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >their
      LOL wtf post pics of the dudes big hairy gorilla ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Give me a few, trying to make a wemb. Their content is not that bad really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce pls

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m assembling a team….

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine those lips on your mushroom tip

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like his head could burst any second

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some women like chest hair, some like hairy arms and legs, but I have yet to talk to one who wasn't absolutely REPULSED by shoulder & back hair. I think only gay bear dudes like that shit.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rock and stone!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they making porn?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I’ll be the one to say it.
    They’re fricking BASED.
    Ooga booga

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always hold in my breath when i pass people who look like this

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im not interested in a threeway thanks but no thanks

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this girl was pregnant from the other picture turns out she just has the fattest pussy known to man

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him to throw me to see how far I go

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nipple tats
    thats worse than any piercing or any other tat

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick them in their dick.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laugh

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Puke

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm flattered but I don't want to participate in your open relationship/fetish situation, thank you anyways
    just be polite guys

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Daspowerhause on insta

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A dwarf and his hobbit

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the sweaty, smelly, disgusting sex between them. Good god the smell. it must permeate for miles

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically my goal body. Yall can go on about his girl but let's be real ywn have an insane dwarf necromancer rip your dick off with her butthole.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phone the government in and tell them I have found the two last living Neanderthals.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd dick the girl dorf

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what makes powershitters like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needing an identity to attach themselves to out of insecurity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They almost all got bullied at a young age

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Join the shrek trek

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Freak show is down the street

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oompa Loompas come in crazy flavors nowadays!

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.openpowerlifting.org/rankings/by-total
    4th highest total in the whole world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the neanderthal genes.

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