Piss Mogged

Are there any supplements or exercises to fix my piss?
I got brutally piss mogged by a zoomer at the urinal next to me. He was pissing with the force of Angel Falls, I sounded like a desktop zen fountain in comparison.
Worst part was later when I was packing my bag in the locker area he said “hey I used to use that pre too bro” as if that was the reason for my weak stream.
How can I fix it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drink half a gallon of water before workout and hold it in during your heavy lifts, this increases the bladder capacity
    You'll never be piss mogged again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a good way to piss myself during deadlifts

      [...]

      I’m serious. I remember when I was a kid I could hold it for a second and then piss clear up the wall like a water gun. I want to get that level of urinary fitness back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        zinc, magnesium, 1L of water a day minimum, deep squat holds.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        to get a stronger bladder you gotta work the bladder
        You work it by lifting heavy while needing to pee
        No risk no gain

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based, I recommend heavy OHPs and drinking lots of water after taking some salt.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For god tier piss flow, you need flowmax.
    It's like viagra for pissing.
    When you need to impress your urinal mate, just take one a few hours before your performance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking PEDs to outpiss random men.
      Does IST really?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ngmi

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put your arm around his shoulder and talk to him about the weather.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are y'all such homosexuals
    Tbf I piss in closed cubicle out of rape fear so not much better

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I find that for days after eating plants, I retain water like crazy (30+ lbs) and, after cutting junkfood back out of my diet, piss for minutes each time for days until it's all out of my system.
    Truly strange how most people just live bloated like that.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta train your bladder. I never piss unless I'm literally bursting and I piss with the force of a firehose. That way I can go hours without pissing when going drinking with my buddies and always piss mog them. I also always take the middle urinal when there's three of them so I maximize the chance to piss mog.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have been trying to train my bladder for years now. This far I only succeeded passing myself in the most ridiculous situations and having to go home: while clubbing with friends, at work. Yesterday I went bursting to buy groceries and came home feeling a massive urge to pee as I was walkmaxxing home. At home, I entered the bathroom and exploded, first inside my underwear, then I finally managed to take my dick out and it sort of started swinging left and right as I filled the entire bathroom with piss. Next I had to clean the entire bathroom but I won't stop. Day zero started again, I do everything for NoPee.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbour pissmogged me. And I live in a European concrete bunker type of house. I still hear him piss at night. I have got to somehow reflect the sound of his forcefull stream. Even my girlfriend is impressed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You gf cheats on you with the piss chad. At the very least she's thinking of his thick, powerful stream.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like most detrimental adult male problems, this too can get fixed with finasteride. The Zoomer piss mogs you because his prostate has not ballooned with age. The prostate enlarges because of dihydrotesterone. When unchecked for too long, you will get prostate cancer. Thankfully, you can just take finasteride to lower your dihydrotesterone levels which will allow you to piss with the force of a thousand niagra falls, keep your hair AND increase testosterone.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kegels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t ever seem to do those properly
      Some people suggested medicine but I’m worried of causing more problems than it fixes. Actually got a prostate exam a couple years ago and the doc said “you’re fine just Jack off more”
      As a short term solution, I read about these fake bladders people use to pass drug tests so I think I’m gonna order that and try to get next to the zoomer again and squeeze the bladder to make it sound like I’m a living hydraulic pipe cutter.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dude, just drink more water, the higher the volume the bigger the pump

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pissmog basically everyone when I'm at a Urinal
    no secret there though
    I just have a large bladder and only piss like 2-3x per day
    while drinking about 2,5l water / day

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on the board rn

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