Pizza Hut

>accidentally ate a large pizza hut by myself again
uh oh
4000 calories
my TDEE is 1200 calories
It's over.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go easy on the 'za fatty

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my TDEE is 1200 calories
    post body

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tdee is 1200
    Holy manlet batman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6ft 115 lbs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post tummy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my TDEE is 1200 calories
    Are you a woman?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6ft 115 lbs

      Not a woman

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me but i just had cucumbers, yogurt and fruits...its over....

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally
    I hate when this happens, but I'm so accident prone.
    >Go to pull keys out of pocket
    >accidentally grab phone
    >Decide I should call Mom
    >Instead of her number I mistakenly put in Pizza Hut
    >"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, what would you like?"
    >Try to explain to the guy taking orders that it was a wrong number
    >Stutter slightly and it comes out "yeah I'll have a large pepperoni, extra grease, stuffed crust."
    >Accidentally answer the door for the delivery driver
    >Go to put accident pizza in fridge
    >Put it in mouth instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Submitting this absolute gem to greentext channels on youtube and /r/IST as i'm typing this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      +1 upvote

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s-sorry wrong n-number
      >...
      >yeah make it extra greasy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Submitting this absolute gem to greentext channels on youtube and /r/IST as i'm typing this

      put me in the screencaperoni

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my TDEE is 1200 calories
    Time for a quick 4 day fast, easily rectified mistake.
    Come join us chads at /fast/

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll accidentally order another pizza today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh, soon you gotta keep fasting for a quite a long time to use all those calories. Im currently not caring at all how many calories I consume since Im going to HAVE to fast to save money so might as well have some fun and really gorge myself on some of that good good slop.
        Got my pizza dough rising for the night too and enjoying couple of beers tonight.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 miles, run 1 walk 1 it'll be over before you're tired.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you run 5 miles at a 6 minutes per mile pace, lift heavy weights and do a sport like football, basketball or combat sports if you aren't a homosexual, your tdee will easily be over 4000.
    Exercise more you lazy c**t.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH STINKY

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't have one in my town, guess I'll have to settle for Domino's

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally ate

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is that 4000 cals

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