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i hope they both die
Wishing death on two successful, handsome, high status mean reeks of jealousy anon.
i wish death upon you as well, and you are none of those things
Based
yeah get on your knees and suck me up homosexual, i wish death on you too
And I wish it upon you, brother
As an empath who fricks and sucks regularly, virgin energy is especially draining for me. My heart really aches when you guys are losers.
i'm sure he's very proud of your oral skills
Very few of the people who hate my guts could actually beat me up, which, as an empath, is painful to me. I really feel for all these weak idiots like you who just can't do shit about it.
meds, incel. isn't there a 200 dollar webinar you're missing right now? maybe one day you'll be a man
>responding to an obviously underage troll
As an empath, it is very simple for me to imagine how it would feel to have never felt the touch of a woman. I can also imagine the incel’s feelings of despair. I empathize with you guys.
we’ll I’m married, so I don’t really know how well you actually emphasize with me
As an empath, I can tell you that sex after marriage is totally okay
Go do it
As an empath, it’s actually hard for me to relate to your sexless marriage because of how much frequent sex I have with the female gender.
as an empath, can you relate to all the sex I’ve had with your mom?
As an empath, I get the feeling that you’re lying because you’ve never had sex before.
ah see that’s how I know you’re not a real empath, then you’d know that you and I have both been inside her at some point, son
As an empath, I can sense that you have no b***hes.
BAZINGA
As an empath can you easily imagine how a gay bottom feels to get fricked by a BBC?
As an empath, I can tell you that's one of my favorite pastimes
Why would he have to imagine it when he gets the real thing?
I'm an empath, which means I can't really deal with frickshit. You’re missing out on pussy. In addition, your virgin energy is tiring.
>My heart really aches when you guys are losers.
So you have chronic pain in your heart.
>As an empath,
I'm 99% shure you're a virgin yourself.
Holy shit my sides
kwab
Destroyed
As an empath, I can easily destroy you and remove you from existence. But I take mercy on you because I’m sensitive to your feelings.
Holy rekt
Holy shit someone get this guy to the ER he's fricked
gottem
Absolutely BTFO
Done
KWAB
Based.
Based
Tate's wienersuckers should be killed
Anon got eternally and irrevocably btfo.
Holy kek
Witnessed. Please put me in the screencap.
lethal
Holy based
What a comeback
based
As High T as you can get
Most based post on IST.
Devastating
Black person
keyed
It's Over.
Hakkon?
based as frick, put me in the screencap
diabolical
Is this not dedicated samegaygery? No way this merits all these replies
a true gem
aouch
Based
Impressive.
KING
YOU ARE A FRICKING KING
Incredibly high test post
i've just finished cooming to this response
/thread
BING BONG
Absolutely beautiful
put me in the reddit post Black person
Shabbadabbadingdong!
Revel in this anon
Each ISTger gets a few of these moments of glory for years of turdposting
>Successfull men
>both childless
>literal fricking dyel incel from anonymous internet board about tiktok coombait videos is deciding what makes a man successful
Cope and projection
Tate says himself that a life without having children is completely pointless
How many kids do you have, bud?
no multimillionaire is childless, they're just not the men raising the children
>successful
I suppose financially
>handsome
Jake Paul, sure. The other guy, lolno.
>high status
Only in trashy low IQ circles. Status is a fickle thing and neither of these men is respected by society at large.
>handsome
nibba tate looks like a thumb.
>high status
We have different definitions
Utterly BTFO kek
Based "celebrity" death wisher
Cringe clout chasing aspirant
checked
who are they
Jake Paul because he's white.
>Early Life
>Jake Paul because he's white.
He's israeli.
90% of israelites are very white.
He basically said he has a israelite in the woodpile somewhere but I don't know that there has ever been any confirmation on how much.
What IS relevant from a salt perspective is that everyone else thinks he is 100% white.
In the same way that Harrison Ford and Chris Pine are israeli. He's clearly an Anglo.
Sam Hyde is white, let that sink.
I'm supposed to know who he is?
I'm an electrician and i can tell you that picture looks like every job site I've ever been on
My bet is on the massive GIGANTIC douchebag
Thats a pretty safe bet
Tate is hilarious whether you laugh at him or with him, Jake is a gay. I'm going with Tate.
so he was based all along?
>so he was based all along?
He's redpilled on the JQ, leftism, and is a realist on race.
Yes he's always been based all along.
>hes funny for saying things that would be considered outrageously hilarious internet humor in 2014
no
I like Tate, he speaks with confidence and makes sense often. Paul is a social media frickboy who sold his butthole virginity for fame
how's he going to win a fight with no chin?
No chin is an advantage in boxing
Can't hit his chin, can't KO him
Now all he needs is limb lengthening surgery
My money is on jakey cuz its everyday bro
Is Jake Paul ever going to fight an actual boxer?
Maybe one ludicrously undersized and/or out of his prime.
Why would he do that
He's this generation's Kimbo Slice. If he were to face even a journeyman boxer of the similar age he would be made to look silly. Plus he can make a good career out of beating has beens from the UFC and middle aged professional athletes who never fought before.
Brand pushers trying to sell NFTs, get-rich-quick schemes, girl pickup courses, and t shirts.
Frick both of these shills.
Also Keemstar is a homosexual Californian drama queen who killed Etika.
Don't be fooled into being invested into these idiots lives, they're trying to make money off of you in the cheapest way possible
Oh frick. “As an empath…” is gonna become a meme, isn’t it? I watched it with wew lad, many such cases, etc. now every homosexualy butthole who replies to strawberry elephant is gonna start saying “as an empath.” Go frick yourselves.
As an empath, I understand your frustration over randomly appearing forced IST memes
As an empath, I can’t be in constant conversation with chronic complainers or people with heavy energy. It kills my vibe way too much, not sorry.
Wew lad, as an empath, why are you so angry? Are you like this because you're sexually frustrated? SAD. Many such cases
No, it has a very reddit-pattern that won't do well on this site that is devoid of redditors
As an empath I know exactly how you feel don't try to gaslight me by telling me I'm wrong you narcissist, you're wrong and have Asperger's that's why you can't understand others. So calm down and learn to control your anger issues freak.
Kys you virgin homosexual
>site that is devoid of redditors
You must not have used this site for very long
hwd
as an empath, that is
>panem et circenses
frick me anons, I was starting to worry about the price of panem but at least we're getting some CIRCENSES!!!!!!! RANDO JESTER VS RANDO JESTER!!!! IT'S ON!!!! BUY THE TSHIRT!!!
tate in round 1 by murder or lifetime paralyzation
Definatly Paul, taits a big mouth I doubt he's good in a sanctioned fight.
Holy shit that would do 10 million buys easy.
Why place bets on a fixed fight. Jake Paul needs to fight a real boxer until then fricking YAWN
I'd rather see Boogie Vs Wings.
>implying I know or care who these homosexuals are
Neither of them dare fight a real man
There's probably no boxer in history that could take this guy
I’d love to see him fight prime Tyson. But I’d probably have to bet on Fury. He’s just such a mountain.
Fury would probably win since he has the reach advantage and Mike had stubby arms for his size.
You're idiot.
>boxer
Prime mike probably could have. But yeah there isn't that many guys standing 2m tall and boxing. But there's a couple of guys in MMA who would swipe the fricking floor with no doubt. Fedor, CroCop, Silva, Miocic, Ngannou, Cormier, Lesnar and probably a few more would absolutely fricking kill him. Especially CroCop, Ngannou and Lesnar would be interesting to watch. CroCop would probably break his legs with one of his kicks, Ngannou is probably one of the heaviest hitters to ever fight, Lesnar would maul him on the ground the guy is stupid strong at wrestling.
I dont thin mike could have taken him to big of a hzight and wzight dif
Lennox Lewis, Ali, Foreman, David Tua (maybe), Larry Holmes, and Vitali Klitschko (maybe).
Of those only Vitali and Lennox would have a chance, but no guarantees for either of them.
You don't think Holmes has a chance? I think Holmes' jab is right up there with Lewis and Fury isn't used to high quality jabs.
I thought Tate was arrested for human trafficking or something?
He was but he just paid the Romanian legal system to let him off
The same system that served the Ceaușescus so well
the G vaporizes
Who weighs more? Just boxing or kickboxing? If either advantage goes to Tate he'll probably eat Jake up.
>The best looking American
>VS
>The best looking zoomie
tate bc hes not a vaxxie cuck and owns crypto
I'd rather see them both fight boogie, they'd loose btw
I don't know who the other guy is, but Jake can actually fight, so he will probably win.
>but Jake can actually fight
His record currently stands at 0:0
Fighting non-boxers doesn't count
And boxing doesn't count as fighting
You don't have to be an expert to see that Jake Paul actually has some boxing skill. How much is yet to be seen. And for someone who came from YouTube he has been raising the bar in each fight which is completely natural and understandable. So I don't fault him at all, and I think he has shown some ability so far.
Real boxers duck him. Tommy Fury twice and that last guy who decided to not cut weight to get out of the fight. He doesn't look like shit. How many boxers do you actually see one of their early fights? None, they all have mysterious 30-0 records before they even go on TV.
Still mad your mmanlet goats got ktfo I see kiddo
t. Wrestler
Oh the rumors were from SOURCES ? Wow ok my bad
Know neither of them
Saged
Hidden
If dubs OP dies today
yay OP is kill
I wouldnt put it past Tate to fix the fight, he wouldnt take a fall but he wouldnt try to knock him out either
Top G wins by knockout first round
The Top G
Jake Paul easily. Can't wait to see this tate moron get knocked tf out
Why is cum star still running his Black person show again?
Andrew tate should win, but I really don't care. I hop he loses so all that shit he talks 24/7 will be constantly overlaid with "you got your ass beat by jake paul though you fricking pussy"
It's so funny how all these "pro" boxers duck Jake Paul. You think boxing is cool until you actually get into it and you realize all the stars are beating up unnamed opponents in untelevized matches to inflate their record up to 45-0 and then they have 3-5 "big" fights to get paid then retire. Scrappers like Muhammad Ali and George Foreman don't exist anymore. Now you just get pussy pros that duck "easy" opposition if there is even 1% of risk.
Gay ass """sport"""
Yeah you don't know shit about boxing
Tommy literally couldn't come into the USA. His visa was revoked, something about some crime kingpin connected to his family. Jake wouldn't go to the UK to fight him.
They're going to start 69ing sucking each other's dick the moment they set foot on the ring.
well paul won't accept the fight unless tate agrees to take a dive
I suppose tate could just kick his ass anyway but I feel like team jake would secure some kind of leverage for that so if it happens, against all fighting intel, I have to go with the zoomer
why have we reached a point in society where these useless morons are given high social status and wealth. Like seriously, where's my cut?
who is andrew tate
if he isnt a boxer hes going to lose because paul is legit
>Screencap...SCREENCAP!!!!! I'M PART OF SOMETHING!!!!! I REALLY EXIST!!
There's something about Jake, I don't know if it's just cause I have a bias towards Arians, or because I know his father beat him as a child. But I think he would work tate, the heavier gloves and no kicking would be a big blow to tates fighting. Also Jake's got the height weight and reach advantage. Oh also he's a white boy who everyone hates is successful. Gotta love it, just like Tom brady. Everyone hates to see him win and he keeps doing it anyways. I'm here for it
>everyone hates tom brady
lmao fricking blow me who told you this your dad? rofl
homie I'm talking blacks shitlib women and trannies.
TRAINED WITH BOTH. Tate easily ……,very easily