Planet Fitness

Tank tops are banned at PF but you can wear sweaty, skin tight yoga pants with a visible thong and your dripping vegana pressed out on the stair stepper.

Why am I being body shaped for showing off my fat arms IST?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wear yoga pants and get them banned too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've considered it but I'll have to wear a bow and paint my nails. "I AM PROUD WOMYN SIR. I AM A PROUD WOMYN SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER. WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY BUSSY SIR?!"

      • 1 year ago
        Anon (he/him)

        >pretend to be a troony
        >put more effort into looking like a woman than an actual troony

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because you'll keep going anyway
    women will stop going if you ban clothing that makes them look good
    simple as
    people who cry louder always win

    • 1 year ago
      Anon (he/him)

      >women will stop going if you ban clothing that makes them look good
      Don’t women always wear tanks to the gym? I think I see it on them more than on guys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tank top, yoga pants, thong, white tennis shoes, lip stick, eye liner and eyes always scanning for people giving her attention. Seems to be the uniform of gym girls.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know what to do

    • 1 year ago
      Anon (he/him)
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Loudly clanking on the tredmill
        >Each step sending vibrations that shake the speed walkers around me
        >Every 10 steps I thrust forward, smashing my metallic cod hammer into the machine "BOOM"
        >PF Staff approaches warilly, dred-head negress hiding behind desk nervously trying to smash the Lunk alarm (I cut the power last night, she is without any hope today.)
        >"Si..SIR...."
        >"SIR LAMBERT ACTUALLY."
        "S..Sir lambert"
        >BOOM
        "Si..sir you're scaring the guests
        >BOOM

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why am I being body shaped for showing off my fat arms IST?
    Because it makes dyels intimidated and they stop showing up. Honestly same goes for women, that's why they all are thots because the normal women got intimidated looking at the thots and stopped going.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Because it makes dyels intimidated
      how is that “intimidating”? what do dyels think I’m just gonna start assaulting them for no reason?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had one DYEL guy practice jumping with a rag between his feet and catching it in the air. He had an intense face. "Watch me fly Armcel."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was surreal. He looked like a gay guy who does a bit too much party drugs maybe. But he focused on me and then stood in front of me doing this. He spared a little look over his shoulder as he walked off to see if I was impressed. My sides were orbiting myself at that point.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic. The booba looker pepe can be applied to itself too. Very clever. Downloaded and added to my collection.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only good thing at my local planet fitness is that they have a nice manletpit and i can workout in peace

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did not know such things still existed. Do you see adult men run through it? I could not stop laughing if I saw such a sight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i was at one of these with my children. i'm 36, 6'4" and of course i played catch inside it with my children. it was fun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          With your own kids it's fine of course, I just have visions of some neckbeard guy with a fox tail scurrying through the tunnels roleplaying with the kids and I can't stop laughing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Did not know such things still existed
        did you think children just stopped existing after you stopped being one

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They banned most of the big playgrounds like that here cause kids kept shitting them up and employees weren't keeping them clean.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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