>*plays ping pong*. >yeah, I'm an ATHLETE

>*plays ping pong*
>yeah, I'm an ATHLETE

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy they're like cats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was pretty intense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy they're like cats

      holy they're like cats

      Samegay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the way he adjusted his paddle in a nanosecond at 0:26 and returned perfectly

      honestly extremely impressive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By far the most fun you'll have competing at the olympics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ping pong is one of the most fun spectator sports, and that is why I'll never rag on it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the way he adjusted his paddle in a nanosecond at 0:26 and returned perfectly

      honestly extremely impressive

      if it happened in a movie I'd call bullshit. in this frame the ball is already over the net, it seems, and he's still got his paddle like a meter away from where the ball will end up and moving further to our right. he only starts moving in the correct direction a few frames after this one. his brain took until this moment to calculate what to do, based on the movements of the german player. there's no time to observe the ball's trajectory.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Top level table tennis players are inhuman. It's nuts.

        It's like the reverse Hollywood. Hollywood action and fight sequences especially are all super fake and way too clean, but conversely olympic level table tennis is way too fast and precise for Hollywood to comprehend.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Top level table tennis players are inhuman. It's nuts.
          Just like my animoooooos

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes? A world class ping pong player is faster and more explosive than the average gymcel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his arms look like french fries

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a beauty contest. ISTcels are coping unathletic redditors.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you can fit your fingers around your biceps it's probably a sign you literally need more muscle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When you're a fat frick everything looks like food lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are ill-suited to any other sport and have no real athletic abilities aside from hand-eye coordination.

        https://i.imgur.com/D1NmoCG.jpg

        body

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are ill-suited to any other sport and have no real athletic abilities aside from hand-eye coordination.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most of this board are autist robots that would be terrible at team sports.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They are ill-suited to any other sport
        They're suited to more sports than you are lmaoooooooooooooooo
        > have no real athletic abilities aside from
        Yeah...they're not athletic except for the qualities that make them athletic...you got that one right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he pointing like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is true of all manuever warfare ever in history.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God tier sport. I love it. One of the very few achievements of my life is making it to the school ping pong team

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The most fun cardio

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More Athletic than Pickleball.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still better forearms than your ass

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am the true athlete
    Your fake muscles are purely for vanity
    I am the true athlete

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still Starcraft and even Dota is more a sport than bodybuilding.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The activity of bodybuilding requires way more physical exertion than twitching your hands around on a m+kb.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        unironically true
        i love bodybuilding, but it's not a sport
        it more like a beauty pageant
        people need to stop coping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still Starcraft and even Dota is more a sport than bodybuilding.

      IST is a csgo board

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pasha
        >loba
        >blameF
        as IST as it gets

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they are still athletes, dipshit. They still burn a shit ton of calories, and to move that quickly consistently, even though it's a small space, it takes a lot of physical effort.
    Don't compare different sports to each other, they all got their own unique physical abilities needed.

    I'd say there are more and less complete sports yes but you can't compare them athletically wise if that makes sense.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And he actually is.
    Bodybuilding is not a a sport, ping pong is.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy smokes, look at the absolute SIZE of those breasts. I mean, total bonkers. Complete AWOOOOOGAS. What do ya reckon those are, triple J size? What an insanely perfect fat distribution on a petite physique. I want to know what her breastmilk tastes like. I want her and I to leave our bed a sweaty, piss-and-breastmilk-drenched mess after the first 8 hours of feral sex.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Booba

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'd ping in her pong

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Table tennis at a high level will kick your ass. Requires high-tier footwork and body control. Just like any sport, if you play it long enough your muscular development will favor one side, unfortunately. That being said, you can always tell who’s a scrub at ping pong by how they dismiss it as an easy or relaxing game. I’ve played all types of racquet sports and table tennis easily became my favorite - least amount of room to set up and it’s mostly played indoors. Also fastest reaction times. Great leg workout as you’re constantly squatting and stepping from side to side.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >used to play ping pong for fun all the time in school
    >want to play ping pong today but dont have friends anymore
    its over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was like you but I gathered the courage to go to a ping pong club few month ago. Now I'm having fun every weeks and it keeps me healthy.
      Go.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >havent played in years and will be destroyed by some 15 year old kid
        Grim.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In my experience, people enjoy to teach you and you progress very rapidly from playing against stronger players.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jeez I clicked this thread for webms of those bouncy boobas and there's nothing.
    You're all gay

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ping pong is one of the best sports ever
    look at pic related. this is Klaus Wotanson, 4x pingpong heavyweight worldchampion. he could crush your weak ass anytime.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmaao big ass homie hittin a small ass ball

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be picrel, writing a resume
    > im a fitness model

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Black person.

    >Get Captcha: S0Y2K

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    notice how the average white woman is so much hotter than the average white man. the white race inherently trends toward femininity. this is why white women love black men so much, they are the masculine counterpart to their beauty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Chong, your obsession with BBC has nothing to do with this thread.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she got some fat milkers

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ping pong requires more skills than weightlifting, which is basically just put weights up put weights down. It's more of a routine than a hobby, like watching movies or being a foodie

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Edward Norton looks like THAT?

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