Please help... just woke up with these. What the fuck is it?

Please help... just woke up with these. What the fuck is it? I had sex with a random girl 2 weeks ago but she didn't have any weird marks. I also got some on the back of my throat. what the fuck do I do? how am i supposed to go to work like htis?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monke

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go see a doctor you retard

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just run it under a hot tap lad you'll be fine

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why you wear gloves when lifting

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's it taste like?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grill

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey pox from fapping.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reverse image: 0 results
    holy shit
    go to a doctor right now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        which image reverse site is this? for some reason, google won't work for me, tineye has gone to shit and yandex can only go a short way

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did google make that "Google lense" shit for you too? Get the Search By Image extension. It let's you right click then choose what you want to search from (google, yandex, tineye, etc)

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad case of the memepox.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats you have STD. Go see a doctor immediatly.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BATTYBWOY

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he slammed his nuts in the Batmobile door
    can't fight crime no 'mo
    wanna know why his nuts too sore
    that bad ass Batman
    called the commissioner for some advice
    commissioner said "put 'yo nuts on ice"
    went to Robin and Robin said "go to the doctor 'fo 'yo ass drop dead!"

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you shake hands with a non white?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you shake hands with a non white?
      More like buttdick activities

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno but looks fuckin gross

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl
    be honest with us anon, we know you are gay

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    punishment from god for being a gay

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come gays always get all these fucked up diseases while lesbians don't?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because men have an appendage that literally injects body fluid into any orifice
      you might have heard of it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbians dont have much sex because they're "lesbians"
      All women crave dick and lesbo dykes just cope with being ugly, its literally a phase
      But gay men are sluts that fuck all the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gays are usually just over sexualization which is why they have high t, fuck like rabbits, prison gay exists. Lez are usually just disrupted sexual development usually caused by being taught that men suck/women are the best/relationships bad/people bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't get off either even together.
      Also from what I've heard of an ex-homo guy, there's stuff he would ask a prostitute he's paying that she would refuse while homo guy would do for free.

      It may have to do with the sexual roles, women are supposed to be submissive and seek security, while men seek to sacrifice themselves (to provide security to women), so men end up literally killing themselves to some demonic ritual while women end up in physical abusive lesbian relationship but don't spread aids as much but spread the societal aids known as feminism.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A man will rob you and maybe like cut off an arm or something, but leave you as a person mostly intact. Or hell, even if he kills you, it sucks but if there is an afterlife might still leave you be. A woman on the other hand will ruin your soul, just absolutely make sure you are tortured and limping inside a healthy body then smile at you and ask you playfully, “what’s wrong?”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lesbian bedeayh. also lesbianism isnt real, it’s actually a shit test. all lesbians want an alpha enough male to come and fuck the femininity back into them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bedeayh
        bed death*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean to say lesbians don’t fuck each other?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you literally cannot put a hole inside of a hole

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked, but what about roiders? The clit dick has to do something.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a click dick doesnt have a hole at the end that squirts fluids

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you mean to say lesbians don’t engage in sexual activity to pleasure one another when in a relationship?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              correct.
              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gays are significantly more promiscuous than lesbians. Lesbians are seeking to manipulate and control another woman, whereas gay men are just men that are 10x as perverted as normal men.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bible never said lesbianism is gay.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't a girl, anon. Kys and the gay with fire before it spreads. Thank you.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to know how much they pay you. I’m tired of posting for free like some sort of janitor. Also monkey pox is a fag disease.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. monkey pox haver

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have licked the man-ass OP

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are returning to monke

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG BOARD gay. go to pol with your gayy bait.

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