>incapable of movement >full scholarship to college for basketball >multiple world championships in athletic events that aren't just static strength
Brian Shoah would end anybody on this board
Not only is it retarded to think that big people move slow because of their muscle mass, it's even more retarded for you to think that you move fast just because you're small. You are both weak and slow, not some dexterous rogue or other fantasy shit.
Dude I’m 5’5 and don’t even lift and I could beat him just by dodging his slow swings and punishing with well places chops to the pressure points
Of all the godfucked posts in this godraped place, I just had to stumble upon yours. This is the most autistic, most infuriatingly abnormal bullshit I've ever fucking read on a website that is lowkey funded by the government to act as a neckbeard autist containment zone, so maybe some of you mouthbreathers won't shoot up a school, being too busy arguing about which waifu would give the best footjobs if waifus were real and you had a dick long enough for footjobs.
Your bullshit singlehandedly managed to ruin my fucking day by reminding me that yes, mongoloids like you actually exist, you live among us, I have to share my air with you, and it's not legal to eradicate you from the gene pool.
Thanks a lot, trisomic non fren.
>mogged
Pretty sure being this big and muscular is a form of suffering. Imagine how much shit from roids to medicine to food he needs to shovel in his piehole daily to live. Think of all the internal bone and organ issues he absolutely has. Dude's on borrowed time >inb4 hurr cope
Nah, sure I'm a manlet at 5'8 but I wouldn't never trade it for gigantism. 6'0-6'4 are perfect heights
Bros. If everyone on that stage teamed up do you think they could take on Brian
Dude I’m 5’5 and don’t even lift and I could beat him just by dodging his slow swings and punishing with well places chops to the pressure points
Just like elden ring
based
>Despite being incapable of movement, the tree would beat me in a fight because it's much larger than me.
Okay but how do I attack a tree without breaking my hands
Home Depot rents chainsaws if you cannot buy one outright
Kick
Brian Shaw is pretty fucking fast
>incapable of movement
>full scholarship to college for basketball
>multiple world championships in athletic events that aren't just static strength
Brian Shoah would end anybody on this board
Not only is it retarded to think that big people move slow because of their muscle mass, it's even more retarded for you to think that you move fast just because you're small. You are both weak and slow, not some dexterous rogue or other fantasy shit.
What a fucking retarded analogy
this image immediately came to my mind reading that lmao
POWERFUL.
what if he grabs you
Gamr over
>Thinks a giant would notice his pokes
Also, this poster represents 90% of IST
you must be retarded to think you can beat brian shaw in a fight, your only option of winning is running
The guy could DB press them. For reps.
Of all the godfucked posts in this godraped place, I just had to stumble upon yours. This is the most autistic, most infuriatingly abnormal bullshit I've ever fucking read on a website that is lowkey funded by the government to act as a neckbeard autist containment zone, so maybe some of you mouthbreathers won't shoot up a school, being too busy arguing about which waifu would give the best footjobs if waifus were real and you had a dick long enough for footjobs.
Your bullshit singlehandedly managed to ruin my fucking day by reminding me that yes, mongoloids like you actually exist, you live among us, I have to share my air with you, and it's not legal to eradicate you from the gene pool.
Thanks a lot, trisomic non fren.
Your 2nd reply made me laugh harder than it should have. Bravo
The manlet should’ve elbowed that chad fag right in the nose
>"Sir, you are facing jail time for assault. What caused you to commit such a haineous act?
>"Y-your honor! H-he picked me up!"
Honestly that could constitute assault
Maybe in the Shitstates of the Fatsos
That's where this clip is from though
>facing jail time for doing what’s right is LE BAD
chimping out like an inner city high schooler is 'doing what's right'
>he lift me up and I was scared, that he would throw me to the ground
they're boyfriends
You mean boyfriend and girlfriend, right?
He should've stabbed him.
it's staged you clowns
Manlet should have let his arms go. Then he couldnt have been lifted
What is the appropriate course of actions in this situation?
Dump a mag in a 360° radius
>both are laughing
>dude looks straight at the camera
Staged.
Brian "the coon is loose? Get the noose" shaw is an absolute unit
Brian "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv" Shaw
Brian "the walking gas chamber" shaw
Brian "the racial pain hurricane" Shaw
>6'11
You do realise that 99% of men on the planet would look like kids next to him?
>t. 5'5" manlet who sympathizes with the gnomes on stage
LOL and shaw is 6'8" you lying gay
>mogged
Pretty sure being this big and muscular is a form of suffering. Imagine how much shit from roids to medicine to food he needs to shovel in his piehole daily to live. Think of all the internal bone and organ issues he absolutely has. Dude's on borrowed time
>inb4 hurr cope
Nah, sure I'm a manlet at 5'8 but I wouldn't never trade it for gigantism. 6'0-6'4 are perfect heights
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What an absolute failure of a person
>Roids
>Nasty ass tats
>Face tats
DUDE GO OUTSIDE
Weirdest fucking bicep insertions, that has to be synthol right?
To be fair Isaac is 2 m 3 cm he height mogs every cunt
>exist
>make 90% of males so mad they post on IST about how mad they are
5'8 on the right, 6.0 on the left
>t. 5'8
It's hard to call it a mog when their in completely different atmospheres
When you're as big as Brian you are basically carring the oak tree around with you everywhere you go.