Post mires to increase our motivation for the next workout

Post mires to increase our motivation for the next workout

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT MY V-TAPER
    LOOK AT MY PERFECT ABS
    I'M CUT
    I HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IM DRIPPING

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IM DRIPPIIIIING
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking lost it when he started yelling LOOK AT MY V-TAPER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been repeating this as a mantra since he said it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IM FULL OF ILLEGAL DOLPHIN HORMONES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where to buy dolphin hormones pls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. jotaro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HORSE
    BLOOD

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to kill Hasan Piker. In Los Angeles, at his house.
    You mean in the ring?
    No, in real life.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he insist on looking like a fat hobo?He is like 6'5,it should be easy to be ripped and lean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because he's an artist and comedian. most artists and comedians, especially alternative ones , dont always take care of themselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being ripped and lean isn't funny and is also very womanly

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be in Atlanta for work
    >I go to different churches whenever I travel just to up my xp
    >closest church is a presbyrtarian church in a beautiful building
    >walk over this morning at 10:45am
    >get there at 11am, it’s all outside, a lot of weird looking people
    >some guy pulls up a folding chair for me
    >I sit and the insane homeless guy keeps turning around and staring at me
    >fat country guitarist singing a Jesus song at the front of the aluminum folding chair assembly
    >homeless guy turns around again with one eye open, looks insane
    >he speaks:
    >”hey man you got some big ass muscles, making me jealous, I wish I had muscles like that man I tell ya I tell ya my friend”
    >say thanks
    >start to put it together that there’s a lot of homeless people here for some reason, tho there is a family with young kids and one cute girl sitting next to a visibly homeless guy
    >guy in front of me turns around again
    >”hey brother you got anything to smoke”
    >”no sorry”
    >watch bald insane woman in front of the guy in front of me say “hey I’ll smoke anything baby”, reveals her smile of rotted black teeth
    >guy in front of me turns around again:
    >hey big guy let me ask you this, do you have anything to smoke? Crystal? Do you have any crystal? Be honest big man”
    >I leave and go to some gay church across the street that makes me wear a mask and the bitch doing the sermon reads an entire essay written by a trans activist for some reason.

    It was a weird morning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I leave and go to some gay church across the street that makes me wear a mask and the bitch doing the sermon reads an entire essay written by a trans activist for some reason.
      I’d rather stay with the crack addicts tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >church
      Lol
      Get in touch with God in the middle of nowhere, completely alone, mountain style
      So sick of pastors trying to grift me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is way better than some gay israel loving pastor telling you what he thinks god would want you to do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gnomish larp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like the other anon said, I'd rather be part of the service with the drug addicts, but this one reminds me of a weird mire I had a while back.

      >be walking to the store
      >some drugged up woman shouting nonsense and pacing sporadically around
      >have to walk past her while she's raving
      >as I walk past her raving stops and I feel her hand squeeze my bicep
      >she resumes raving as I step away

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is that picture god almighty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          miscarriage, looks like she didn't handle it well. Spooking me since my fiance is due in 2 days

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Congratulations man I'm sure it will be a happy healthy babby

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Be prepared to be scared shitless in the hospital, because there's always something out of the order. Enjoy the trip, brother.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Be prepared to be scared shitless in the hospital, because there's always something out of the order. Enjoy the trip, brother.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hope you don't let them circumsize and chop off your baby's ding dong tip for no good reason. They will ask at least 5 times.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Goodluck and Godspeed. Don’t circumsize him. Praying for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        put that thing back in the oven is not ready yet

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically wish to look like sam hyde
    it exudes power
    threatening presence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the weak should fear the strong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest mires are when people think you can’t hear them.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to a local coffee shop to meet a friend
    >stand in line and there's this cute redhead barista
    >she keeps making eye contact with me
    >when i get there she asks my order
    >tell her black no sugar
    >she giggles and says that must be very bitter
    >when i get my coffee she wrote my name and drew the bicep emoji
    >after my friend gets there he says she keeps looking at me
    >i figure i might as well shoot my shot
    >go up and ask her for her number
    >she gives it to me but says she has a boyfriend
    >accept it and gonna try to see if she'll fuck
    >she looks kinda like this girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice story until you decided to bang a girl whos in a relationship

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who fucking cares moral fag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought fags like you were into cuckold?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up cuck gay. It's every man's DUTY to fuck other people's girls, thus exposing them as whores.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is an ironic post, but just a PSA to anons:

          A girl only becomes a slut when the guy she fucks decides to leave her. A woman cannot be a slut if men refuse to fuck her. Therefore, a man who fucks many women is, simultaneously, perpetrating the degradation of female character.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            GOOD

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not ironic in the slightest though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the embodiment of slave morality

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you ask for her number?
      Sperg here trying to leave that life behind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this girl the one who's absolutely ripped, e. g. where she's in front of the bed and her serratus is just popping?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the pic girl is a pagan on a carnivore diet who competes in pole dancing competitions, name Kaitlin Carkula (might have spelled it wrong)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>she gives it to me but says she has a boyfriend
      it and gonna try to see if she'll fuck
      the only thing to do here is to find out who the guy is and let him know his girl is a whore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you have absolutely zero moral obligation to let him know. it’s survival of the fittest out here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Decayed society.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly fuck that guy he's probably a consoomer who doesn't lift he doesn't deserve the redhead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt look out for the boys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why yes i care about what happens to weak effeminate men
            ok gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yea wtf is this dogshit, I have to look out for my fellow man who's an obese e girl simping gay? Most of our modern day problems are because men are pussies, then that transfers down generationally

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah pussies who look out for weak men who can't keep a dumb barista girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, but he has to fuck her first. Or else there's no point. She'll make excuses and say "oh yeah I gave him my number but we didn't do ANYTHING babe", and her beta cuck bf will believe her. That's why it's mandatory to fuck cheating whores.

    • 1 month ago
      fatty-bo0m-batty

      You're pleased with having your ego stroked because a woman with no respect for her partner found you sexually attractive? Repugnant trash, the lot of you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek a tripfag who cares about muh honor when thinking about a cumdump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a whore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tattooless tradcon larping cottagecore scottish maiden barista
      >probably doesn't even know shit about coffee, just hired as a pretty face

      no thanks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why yes, i chose women based on their coffee knowledge, how did you know?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mirin the Irish Candyman.

    THINK IT

    DREAM IT

    DO IT

    I hope he runs for office

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post that picture? Sam uses TRT, he has admitted it in the past.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta get a clean test to fight in the ring, one of the many reasons Piker won't fight him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah right as if isn't easy as shit to pass thsoe tests. Pretty much every professional boxer is on roids, now, Sam is not a pro, but he's most likely on them too, I highly doubt he stopped doing them for the match.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >on date with big booby Korean
    >go in for the kiss
    >she pulls away
    >fast forward 4 and half hours
    >lying in bed naked with her
    >asked what made her change her mind
    >clamps my bicep and says
    >this
    >comments on how tired I made her
    My first lay without the help of dating apps. Feeling high off the validation. Found out mid date she was in a love triangle and she still let me hit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      fatty-bo0m-batty

      >love triangle

      Hope you used a condom, bro.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at club for a DJ I like
    >at the front of the crowd enjoying the opener
    >chick shoves herself to the front next to me and starts dancing
    >hands all over the guy next to her
    >breaks off from him then hands all over me
    >I dance and get handsy back
    >she's loving it
    >DJ set ends and we make out
    >hands all over my arms and chest
    >she puts my hand in her bra on her tits
    It was a great night but I'm pretty sure she was mega high because she almost passed out after about an hour of dancing. I got her water then she panicked and bolted out of the club so I didn't get laid, but I still touched boobs for the first time in two years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did they feel like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bags of salty coins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but soft flesh with spongyness

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They felt nice 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        like a bag of sand baby 😉

  13. 1 month ago
    sage

    I genuinely hate sam hyde aesthetic and humor and do not get ISTs obsession.
    he looks like shit. I don't care about seppo politics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sam hyde posted
      >assblasted nerds feeling the need to countersignal
      You're either a former paypig or a trannoid.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can be cringey but he gave me a chuckle when he said post-fight that in training he cut back to a better type of cigarette. You could see they were both gassed pretty badly. Zero stamina.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CARN THE SAINTS

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i NEVER thought i would masturbate to Sam. but here I am.

    just a cooomer for the MASTER of layered irony.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No woman has ever looked at me

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >former fatty, still around 22% bf but some muscle now, leaner face showing off Chad facial bones
    >never got attention from women before, fucked a few chubby chicks over the last year but nothin crazy
    >live in college town so fresh delivery of young ripe pussy for the taking
    >hit the local club with my boys
    >at the pregame buddies gf introduces me to this kinda weird but pretty sexy girl, compliments my face, body, and eyes, says she wants to marry me and is all over me all night, she got too drunk to fuck though
    >girls staring at me all night
    >had 3 fuckable girls walk up to me and ask for my snapchat
    >danced with a bunch of different girls, couple pretty good looking ones
    >as we’re dancing one of them says she wants my baby and puts my hand on her bare pussy and tits
    >at local pizza place for a slice after the club, Latina milf walks by me but grinds on me before blowing me a kiss and leaving
    Didn’t score as I had to be up early but holy fuck boys, the ego boost from that night alone has me feeling high. I still kinda act like a retard around women but god damn, I’m feeling like I’m making it for real this time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >at local pizza place for a slice after the club, Latina milf walks by me but grinds on me before blowing me a kiss and leaving
      that's that organ harvesting bait

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they wanted my organs because I look healthy
        Pretty solid mire imo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >22% bf
      >leaner face
      How? I can hardly tell the difference in how my face looks until I get below 14-15%

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coworker said “dude I can see your back definition through your shirt holy fuck”, I’m not jacked but at least I’m impressive to skinnyfats

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >returning on a ferry from the islands
    >10/10 qt walks up to me
    >says I have the best jawline and eyes she's ever seen
    >talk for an hour
    >give her my number
    >she's an actress
    >don't hear from her for 5 months
    >yesterday: strange number calls and says "hi it's Julia, you're the handsome guy with the crazy beautiful eyes right?"
    >lies and slander
    >wants to go island camping with me next weekend,
    >gonna fuck a millionaire 10/10 actress for several days due to eyes and height
    >working out is pointless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      her name was albert einstein

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you look like the polish/slavic cooking retard from youtube that punches his fridge lmao

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >taking this girl back to my place after we had a couple drinks and danced all night
    >put on some dumb movie and tell her "since I can, I'm going to get more comfortable"
    >start taking off my shirt and put on a tank top, she's miring the whole time
    >she says "I can get comfy too" as she takes off her dress
    >I grab her and she grabs me back
    >we kiss and she feels my sides
    >she says "ooo you have those big muscles on your sides"
    >"you mean my lats?"
    >"whatever they're called they're hot"
    >feelsgoodman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good line anon, show her your body while making her want to change into comfy clothes as well, you're pretty slick boy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stacy why haven't you messaged me yet?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to see alex jones and anna kasparian in a all nude wrestling match

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ring girl is mirin his flabby back

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got catcalled by chud hooker again today
    My mom is the only other person who somewhat mires me and tells me I have a better physique.
    The hookers weren't even proper women.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing curls
    >Skinny androgynous zoomer who looked indonesian or hispanic tells me i have nice biceps and a good physique
    >He asks how long ive been working out
    >Tell him i started a few days ago
    >We laugh and i give him the ShoulderPill
    >Made a new gym friend today

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