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what is this stupid shit supposed to mean?
he was in the army, a goddamn war hero, have some respect
What was his heroic act? Or are you one of the cretins that thinks everybody who served is a hero?
canon fodder*
Ftfy
Wow so he fought for the illegitimate state of Israel
What a >hero he is bro
Cool it buddy. We don't tolerate anitsemitism on this board.
Dubs and Israels falls this year
>off by 1
G-d bless Israel, everyone.
Sorry.
Your dad sounds like an autistic war hero schizo.
Better?
>he killed people because his government told him to
remind me why thats something to be proud of again?
prob a pog
dad having schizo meltdown again?
>When your dad realizes that Israel only gets $40 billion dollars a year in aid
Should be at least 1 trillion a year USD
It's insulting to even suggest that.
They're god's chosen people. Just give them the taxes, and be happy with whatever they deign to give back. You can always trust israelites with your money after all.
Your dad sounds autistic.
Life is basically a RTS (Real Time Strategy) Game. The Way To Win All RTS Type Games is to maximize MPT. (Moves Per Turn) In your case. Years? Months? Weeks? Days? Hours? Minutes? How many moves can you fit into the turn.
Moves are cumulative. Do 50 pushups for 50 days. Well. You do that math. I'm only a month and a half you've don't more pushups than someone did all year. Doesn't stop there. How long do you think it takes to do 50 push-ups? 30mins? Let say an HOUR. What about the other 7 hours?
How are you gonna maximize your moves so that when the Zerg Rush comes you're ready. How Are you going to fair when the man who has be beating his head against a rock for 40 years headbutts your door knock shattering the locking mechanism and runs up stairs to rape your wife? With his hard hard head. Will you be able to say. Will. I've trained for 60,000 hours for this exact moment. And put your fricking HAND Through his skull?!
ITS really. Your choice. Do you maximize your moves or minimize you success?
I've been working out for the past 11 years. I could kill a man. TODAY.
Not tomorrow OR in two years. TODAY!!
What's your excuse.
>train for 40 years for a fight that never comes
alternatively
>train for years for a fight
>get stabbed/shot
>die
the only reason to train is for aesthetics
better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
it's about opportunity cost anon, it takes hours a week to train, imagine what you could be doing instead.
think of all the fun facts you could have memorised.
Fight training is fun you dweeb
an alternative
>train for 40 years for a fight
>WIN
I literally have killed men and it is more about freeing your mind than anything else. The human body is resilient, but if you touch it right, it is fragile.
>50 pushups
>in an hr
Ive been doing roughly 100 diamond pushups in an hr, yet I feel I can do them faster.
Am I going too slow? Am I still too weak?
Nah bro, Life is a Survival Game Sandbox with RPG elements but hidden statistics and characteristics that affect you when you trigger specific events or interactions. That's why Science has been developed to figure out these hard numbers such as how much weight can you possibly lift etc etc.
Also if you want to do push ups for cardio (fast reps) you got to do them fast with breath inhale when you are up and exhale when you are up again and repeat the process, nasal breathing only. This kind of training will train more your joints and breath than your muscle size and endurance. Keep good form though so it will be easier the more you do it.
Life is a suicide mission
You signed up to die
Are you gonna win or lose?
I wish I had a drunk dad.
Instead I got a trans dad
I got no dad
Despite how fricked up I am all I can say is I'm lucky I'm not a homosexual or a troony or in prison
He’s not a drunk, I’ll give you a hint, read the dates.
I took that screenshot today, right before posting :/
Now I really don't get it
His dad is a male prostitute, always on drugs and getting his ass fricked.
Many such cases, very sad
Huh? How is that the conclusion you draw from that?
Man thats a hell of a lot of subtext
Deeper story than lord of the rings
Lol
I’ll let you guess what the answer to the question I asked him in that text
Sorry for your loss anon. It took me a second because I don't live in bongland to realize what happened.
What?
What?
What happened??
I read this in the voice of the old lady from the chocolate selling episode of SpongeBob
Just spell it out for us you flaming homo
He’s dead moron
My mom is dad
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No idea why you're acting like such a cryptic moron about these screenshots. This is probably why your family sucks.
Unanswered text from over a year ago asking if he’s ok….
Should be obvious that he wasn’t
Alright dude, that's cool. I'm glad somebody had to call you a dipshit for you to stop playing 20 questions with IST. Again, this was why the dude hated you.
Is your dad a homosexual homosexual OP?
OP is your dad Alex Jones?
Cringe dad trying to live vicariously through his homosexual son. If my dad spammed me this shit i'd assume it was early-onset alzheimers.
RISE
World's greatest dad
Nothing motivates me. I just do it.
If my dad texted me that I would assume he was literally rearded and lose my respect for him