Keanu Jesus Penguin mogs everyone. There's nothing you can do about a man shorter than your penis who can deliver absolute nut spankings in a monotoned voice deeper than your gaping butthole after a night of sweet sweet taco bell
>his fanboys literally call him jesus
Holy shit idolatry is the biggest cancer on the earth.
Moist Critikal Keanu Jesus Penguinz0. He mogs you just by breathing. Your hard nipples betray you. You're setting the moist meter off the charts. Never has anyone been mogged so hard that their breasts milk themselves but hey you proved it was possible.
Your MOGging has damaged your thin scrotum. Sometimes you just have to be slapped gently in the testicular area in just the right way to experience a level of blissful moments you haven't had since the last time you had the biggest shit but with a perfectly clean butthole.
The MOG is an art form of erotic proportions that can only be appreciated through the lens of moistness and with a glass of titty milk you made yourself.
why do I have the feeling that you are either dyel or a lardass
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's the kind of tingly feeling you get in your scrotal section when you're falling. It's telling you "yes, I would like to engage in coitus with that. That is something I would like to do." But your soft nipples stay puffy until you turn down the temperature in your home and suddenly you realize the truth; that all along you were in control of your heart and you choose the path of ass or the path of sass.
He doesn’t even use big words, he just uses crude hyperbole >Hey guys, Critikal here, this latest game I just played blows so much poopy butthole, it’s making my PS5 leak doodoo shit out of the disc drive
No. I used to watch him a lot when I was a kid. Like the other anon said his shit used to be peak humor. I remember the first time I saw his cat mario video I lost my shit
Look man if you're going to be a twitch prostitute there's no such thing as integrity it's just a job you just suck dicks the way the people who pay you like. He's a prostitute, don't blame him blame the people who have made him a millionaire.
90% girls unironically will prefer this. Big forearms & neck & calves look strong without looking try-hard. The exact opposite of big biceps/lower pecs imbalance.
100% true. Biceps and chest are only ever appreciated by unironic gay guys. Every woman I ask favorite muscle group to always says shit like back, shoulder or forearms.
Unfortunately, I am pec dominant. Skinny arms (w bocep vein, though) but large pecs. Looks stupid when I have a pump. But, I will say that I have been compliemnted by women on the pecs. It might be a minority of woemn, byut they can be vocal. And handsy.
Also, once a group of black lesbians complimented my back width. Weird. Didn't know what to do w that.
100% true. Biceps and chest are only ever appreciated by unironic gay guys. Every woman I ask favorite muscle group to always says shit like back, shoulder or forearms.
I'm a curlbro and the only noticeable muscles I have are my biceps. During my uni years my female friends used to touch my arms a lot and giggle. I have pencil neck and thin wrists. I never made anything out of it because I'm a sperg, but your opinions are just untrue.
Fricking euros and their backwards measurement systems. >Fahrenheit: on a scale of 1-10 how hot is the weather >Celcius: on a scale of 1.67 to 4.86256734 how hot is the weather?
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. not an engineer or scientist
Come back when you can manufacture in nanometers
2 years ago
Anonymous
>yeah bro we need this cut down to 1/16th of 72 inches
Just say 160 centimeters.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>using centimeters
Disgusting
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine 5´11 being an estimate. Furthermore, I consider that america must be destroyed
2 years ago
Anonymous
You couldnt afford to destroy america even if you wanted to.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's why our greatest ally is doing it for all of us.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Celsius: 0° water freezes 100° water boils
Farenheit: GUNGI GINGA HAMBURGUER AYAYAYAYA GUNGI GINGA
2 years ago
Anonymous
Fricking euros and their backwards measurement systems. >Fahrenheit: on a scale of 1-10 how hot is the weather >Celcius: on a scale of 1.67 to 4.86256734 how hot is the weather?
>yeah bro we need this cut down to 1/16th of 72 inches
Just say 160 centimeters.
Celsius literally is not defined that way and doesn't work that way. The triple point of water is set to 0.01°C and absolute zero is -272.15°C so if you wanna talk arbitrary. Also please let me know any individual instance of you measuring the temperature of boiling water, because I can just see with my eyes that water is boiling. Meanwhile in Fahrenheit 1° is close to the threshold of perception for temp changes and the weather (which is what I primarily use temp) scales easily between 0-100 and the temp tells me about what I should be wearing. With further from 50 being more dangerous. the boiling and freezing temperatures of water are variable and depend on pressure of the surrounding air, purity of the water, and number of nucleation sites, so only under extremely precise conditions does water actually frees at 0 and boil at 100. Finally, Celsius is not part of the SI units, period. Kelvin is the SI for temperature
As for cm and inches, not really a big difference in their utility other than 36 is a more composite number than 100. Which makes it easier to divide as one would for lengths.
As for weight europeans don't use ii so lb is equated to kg when in reality it should be an amount of N. But that doesn't matter much because most people don't deal with space. So kg is fine, but it is somewhat convenient that you lose a pound a day if you are starving.
As for scientific uses of SI, it makes perfect sense to us a standard. And as long as everyone uses the same arbitrary measuring stick (and it is arbitrary, don't fool yourself), then it's fine. Unfortunately, universal constants are irrational (necessarily so) and/or algebraic so no matter what ruler we use, it will never be actually accurate.
Alright I'm done seething about units of measurement thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Contributing to the thread in payment of my autism
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Celsius literally is not defined that way and doesn't work that way.
Exactly I agree that's why you shouldn't use it for weather it's a terrible scale for it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Subjetive, when you live thinking in Celsius is easy for you to think 20° is normal more is hot and less is cold this discussion has no sense because this is just as strange for you as it is for me to think in Fahrenheit, if I would be using f since childhood it would be strange for me to use celsius the same it would be to you to use farenheit if you would grow using celsius, I think there is no objetive way to think wich one is more correct to weather, it's true the statement of the shitty celsius about the water boiling in standard conditions and than in the real world this is going to vary but it works well for the rest
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's better because I'm used to it!
Yeah, movie ratings should not be based on a 1-5 star system. I grew up rating them in a 1.3876 to a 4.444444467 system. Therefore my system is fine, better actually.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shitty argument, normal room temperature 20° is 68 in farenheit
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's not subjective that one degree Fahrenheit is the smallest noticeable change in temp that humans generally perceive, and one Celsius degree is twice that, meaning that, afaik, Celsius is delivered in tenths of a degree lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Americans are so stoopid, it's unbelievable
2 years ago
Anonymous
in what way was what i said stupid? is it hard to wrap your head around perceptual thresholds or something?
2 years ago
Anonymous
All Americans should be euthanized
2 years ago
Anonymous
>All Americans should be euthanized! >p-pls american military can-can you help us uwu
2 years ago
Anonymous
I love the people that say this but spend their time on a japanese-inspired US website
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based kek made amerimutts seethe already
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's the other way around
2 years ago
Anonymous
bad bait
2 years ago
Anonymous
>0°C is freezing point >100°C is boiling point
this confuses the american
>Leo standing submissively behind Johnny >Brad looking uncanny valley and in his own world >Johnny face mogging, looking focused and confident.
Rare manlet mog
Brad Pitt easy. Look at his neck muscles vs the twinks who don't even have enough neck to expose. Brad looks like he could easily be a high school QB about to enter college in this pic.
>friend looks like a combination of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp >I was compared to fricking JonTron of all people
Life is not fricking fair, I didn't choose my genes >inb4 play well with the cards you were dealt with
I am, but I sometimes get salty over these things. I also have a crooked nose.....
Right destroys. Gorgeous pale beauty,;possible natural blonde; rounder, firmer buttocks; longer legs; tighter waist; NO TATTOOS
vs
Dumpo, cellulitey, sloppy tatted up mudhsark looking bawd.
Sad really. Left must've cried herself to sleep that night.
Tattoos are actually based when they go all in and get some nice pieces. But these shitty tattoos most women do just make them look uglier >oh look I think some chinky writing on my neck and a "luv me mum" tramp stamp
TRAAAAASH
Tattoos are actually based when they go all in and get some nice pieces. But these shitty tattoos most women do just make them look uglier >oh look I think some chinky writing on my neck and a "luv me mum" tramp stamp
TRAAAAASH
tattoos are personal preference - you're free to exercise your preference but don't make someone feel shit for one thing rather than another.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>personal preference can't be shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
> MUH BAD FEELS WAAGH! CALL THE WAGHMBULANCE AND THE FEEELINGS POLICE!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>tattoos are personal preference - you're free to exercise your preference but don't make someone feel shit for one thing rather than another.
2 years ago
Anonymous
KEK were you actually fricking crying whilst you typed that up?
Used to watch this guy when he made videos to kids learning games. He started showing his face though so I never watched him again. Never understood why people want to show their disgusting faces on video when playing or reacting to shit
final form of 'identity' also known as a 'weak spot'. shave it off and he will die (probably). i've watched a few of his videos and he just isn't funny no matter how hard this weakling tries
>long hair is .. le woman!
let me guess, you think anyone who doesn't have a 2 feet beard is a woman too, and i don't even have to guess that you're coping hard about balding.
final form of 'identity' also known as a 'weak spot'. shave it off and he will die (probably). i've watched a few of his videos and he just isn't funny no matter how hard this weakling tries
do you tickle her and make her frustrated that she can't stop you despite how scrappy she is then pin her down and passionately kiss her until she submits herself to you and you frick her for all she's worth while the neighbors think a murder is occurring?
haha because that would be so funny if you did wouldnt that be funny bros haha
Why do Anglos like their women as manly as possible?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Unlike those based spaniards who like their women naggy, shrill, screaming, and fat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
High Test
You don't conquer 1/4 being full of soi
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've noticed something similar with Germanics; their women are either fat and bear a weird resemblance to Miss Piggy, or they look like men.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Im not an anglo. but am a burger. Masculine men can sometimes be attractive, probably because they seem like they might be dtf quicker. That perception of bawdtiness can be arousing.
>Spartans
Without a doubt the biggest homos who ever lived. They had so much gay sex with slaves that they made their own women pretend to be men so they could get hard
2 years ago
Fuck the Globohomo
2 years ago
Anonymous
not reading all of that
2 years ago
I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP
>it's another screenshot of a tirade of seethe from some history autist who gets vindicated by projecting his modern bigotry onto ancient people
kek i love these
lmao how moronic are you? have a nice day
>globohomosexual homosexuals seething
delicious
2 years ago
Anonymous
You can't just warp reality around you schizo, take your meds.
2 years ago
I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP
>You can't just warp reality around you schizo
I literally can. you are just gay and moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's another screenshot of a tirade of seethe from some history autist who gets vindicated by projecting his modern bigotry onto ancient people
kek i love these
lmao how moronic are you? have a nice day
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's another screenshot of a tirade of seethe from some history autist who gets vindicated by projecting his modern bigotry onto ancient people
kek i love these
lmao how moronic are you? have a nice day
lol at you homosexuals coping because you got swindled into thinking homosexualry is good and masculine, your ancestors beheaded gays and instead you give head to gays, kys losers
2 years ago
Anonymous
cope you deluded moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was actually a good, well-sourced read.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's another screenshot of a tirade of seethe from some history autist who gets vindicated by projecting his modern bigotry onto ancient people
kek i love these
>my tomboy gf mogs me in every single way except for height >married 7 years as of yesterday
I wish you all get to experience happiness like I do, every single day of my life.
>I'll be honest, the difference between 5'5 and 6'6 doesnt look as big as expected
There's a manletry cut off where you're actually better off being very clearly "the dwarf" and owning it as best you can thru personality or $ or fame, etc. You're clearly the short guy, it's out there, and while 90% of women will reject you there really is a non-zero minority that are ok with it. It's the 5'10" next to Gronk who looks try-hard. This guy is so far out of the running it's like a child standing next to him. You don't see a 7 year old next to Gronk and think "lol, what a manlet."
I think he's a fine enough guy but holy shit has his content hit rock bottom. Literally nothing but the same fricking non-reaction videos and lukewarm takes everyday. I seriously miss his pre-face reveal content
henry gayville right here looks like a soft gay twink taken by surprise, afraid to look at you
dom cruise on the other hand uplifts you with his smile and looks right at you fondly, his hand protecting his solar plexus from henry's gay psychic attack
weak starving street runt poses at the behest of a roided near-giga-chad
he's offered a paltry meal (1/10th worth what chad consumes a day)
its all just to support chad's unearned lifestyle as an "influencer"
>weak and Sickly 'Aryan' body, would probably die in first child birth >thick and sturdy big titty israeliteess, would literally birth you the tribes of Israel
The choice is clear.
The guy on the left is a FtM transsexual orifinally named Charlotte
I believe it
That's not Asmongold?
Yes
GRONK
Keanu Jesus Penguin mogs everyone. There's nothing you can do about a man shorter than your penis who can deliver absolute nut spankings in a monotoned voice deeper than your gaping butthole after a night of sweet sweet taco bell
jesus frick this sound like something he'd actually say
>has a mongoloid looking boring gf
He mogs nobody
do you know how angles work?
>angles
>work
bongs don't work
No
Based no poster
frick this meme
now i pose as straight as possible when taking a photo
We got another one boys.
>he fell for it
lmaoing at ur life
This is actually you.
Any autist who takes any (and I fricking mean ANY) IST meme seriously needs to unplug from the internet for a while.
AAYYYOOOO THAT'S ME
it's working tho
The thin wrists hit me hard ,_,
im in this picture and i dont like it
What I love about this is all the work the manlet puts in and ends up feeling insecure over, is a mediocre hotdog shaped 6/10
Lol read it in his voice
good one
shitty person
>Keanu Jesus Penguin mogs everyone.
Never type those words again.
Keanu Jesus Penguin mogs everyone.
Moist Critikal Keanu Jesus Penguinz0. He mogs you just by breathing. Your hard nipples betray you. You're setting the moist meter off the charts. Never has anyone been mogged so hard that their breasts milk themselves but hey you proved it was possible.
You're mentally ill
Whoosh
>I was pretending to be moronic!
Your MOGging has damaged your thin scrotum. Sometimes you just have to be slapped gently in the testicular area in just the right way to experience a level of blissful moments you haven't had since the last time you had the biggest shit but with a perfectly clean butthole.
The MOG is an art form of erotic proportions that can only be appreciated through the lens of moistness and with a glass of titty milk you made yourself.
why do I have the feeling that you are either dyel or a lardass
It's the kind of tingly feeling you get in your scrotal section when you're falling. It's telling you "yes, I would like to engage in coitus with that. That is something I would like to do." But your soft nipples stay puffy until you turn down the temperature in your home and suddenly you realize the truth; that all along you were in control of your heart and you choose the path of ass or the path of sass.
Xavier?
STOP
>Squiddith
>his fanboys literally call him jesus
Holy shit idolatry is the biggest cancer on the earth.
Why did I read this in his voice?
Cr1tical's arms are disgusting. His bicep looks like a weird ball on an emaciated arm.
>speaking in a monotone voice and using big words makes me smart
He's so fricking annoying
He doesn’t even use big words, he just uses crude hyperbole
>Hey guys, Critikal here, this latest game I just played blows so much poopy butthole, it’s making my PS5 leak doodoo shit out of the disc drive
Cr1tikal used to be good before he shwoed his face, he's like Maddox
haven't heard of mad cucks in a while, i wonder how dick is doing
This was peak humor when i was in middle school.
I remember watching his battlefield 2 videos and crying of laughter. Simple times.
Me too. Good times, lots of nostalgia.
Checked. Hi Cr1tical.
So he’s overcompensating for his height. That’s why he’s doing the voice I get it finally
Everyday I thank YouTube for the don’t recommend this channel anymore feature
lel I love the bronze age and I love this pic thanks man
I have never cringed so much reading something on IST
How did you write that, are you a script?
No. I used to watch him a lot when I was a kid. Like the other anon said his shit used to be peak humor. I remember the first time I saw his cat mario video I lost my shit
Charlie you're a homosexual
I'm honored. I didn't think I imitated him that well. I'll post some more.
charlie himself typed this offensive, insufferable post with his tiny hands.
MASSIVE KEK
based and charliepilled
What the frick does this even mean?
>They'd all be manlets by today's standards
Kek, even in 1544 manlets were angry.
Irish bros we can’t stop winnin
someone please post the IST action comedy trailer
The 1500s were so effay
OUTTA MY WAY MANLETS
Imagine being some of the most elite soldiers of your era, with the most advanced equipment, and still getting mogged by an Irish ogre with no shoes
Is it just a matter of the artist not including it or did leg armour fall out of practice during those periods?
>petty captain
Who has the greentext?
>artist is named Angus McBride
didn't even know the irish could draw
Angus is a Scottish name
Someone post the ankle pic. I dare not search for it, it's too much for my virgin eyes.
>flexing his arms that are smaller than a 10 year old girls
The worst part is most zoomers actually think he's buff.
It's because he's a framelet too. He's short but he's also very small.
For someone who doesn't lift he's buff. You assume everyone lifts which just isn't true
Have you ever heard critikal?
He's been lifting for 10 years. He has his own home gym and have done videos explaining how muscle growth works.
For someone that doesn't know the person we're talking about you assume a lot of things which means you are a fricking moron
He’s definitely been doing less over the past year tho
*that* in ten years? Really?
Then he's not been training until he's feeling dead or until failure. That's hardly bigger than the average sixteen year old.
I hate this fricker, all reaction streamers and every battyboy zoomer who watches them
It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't clickbait title every single video and start every single video reading off a script
Look man if you're going to be a twitch prostitute there's no such thing as integrity it's just a job you just suck dicks the way the people who pay you like. He's a prostitute, don't blame him blame the people who have made him a millionaire.
id honestly mog gronk
Thats just racist. Racist
Flattery will get you nowhere
underrated
the mog doesn't stop there
HNNNNGGGGGGG
Perfect example of why high cheekbones are small orbitals are the most important features in a face
>small orbitals
wtf are small orbitals? small eyes?
Also, 2nd woman in
has high cheekbones, no? The thing that stands out to me is 1. puffier face, 2. frowning expression, 3. longer face
shes so damn cute bros..
The one on the right is so angry to have to sit next to her. Beautiful women cause normal
Women to have mental breakdowns just by standing near them.
would both at the same time
that word doesn´t mean anything
Yes. And so what? Racism is natural and good.
>Thats just racist. Racist
The average argentinian
Hehe their heads go like
(_((_)
this guy's forearms vs his biceps
90% girls unironically will prefer this. Big forearms & neck & calves look strong without looking try-hard. The exact opposite of big biceps/lower pecs imbalance.
100% true. Biceps and chest are only ever appreciated by unironic gay guys. Every woman I ask favorite muscle group to always says shit like back, shoulder or forearms.
Unfortunately, I am pec dominant. Skinny arms (w bocep vein, though) but large pecs. Looks stupid when I have a pump. But, I will say that I have been compliemnted by women on the pecs. It might be a minority of woemn, byut they can be vocal. And handsy.
Also, once a group of black lesbians complimented my back width. Weird. Didn't know what to do w that.
>limiting your lifts because of what ~~*~~*~~*women*~~*~~*~~*~~ say
the state of you
well big shoulder to waist ratio is dimorphic, so that would make sense
I'm a curlbro and the only noticeable muscles I have are my biceps. During my uni years my female friends used to touch my arms a lot and giggle. I have pencil neck and thin wrists. I never made anything out of it because I'm a sperg, but your opinions are just untrue.
Lake mungo?
I mean Gronk is 6’7”
for those curious, guy on the left is 1.67m, or 5'5
5'5 is 1.65m
And also 166 and 167 cm. You can be on the taller or shorter side of a certain height.
Fricking euros and their backwards measurement systems.
>Fahrenheit: on a scale of 1-10 how hot is the weather
>Celcius: on a scale of 1.67 to 4.86256734 how hot is the weather?
t. not an engineer or scientist
Come back when you can manufacture in nanometers
>yeah bro we need this cut down to 1/16th of 72 inches
Just say 160 centimeters.
>using centimeters
Disgusting
Imagine 5´11 being an estimate. Furthermore, I consider that america must be destroyed
You couldnt afford to destroy america even if you wanted to.
That's why our greatest ally is doing it for all of us.
Celsius: 0° water freezes 100° water boils
Farenheit: GUNGI GINGA HAMBURGUER AYAYAYAYA GUNGI GINGA
Celsius literally is not defined that way and doesn't work that way. The triple point of water is set to 0.01°C and absolute zero is -272.15°C so if you wanna talk arbitrary. Also please let me know any individual instance of you measuring the temperature of boiling water, because I can just see with my eyes that water is boiling. Meanwhile in Fahrenheit 1° is close to the threshold of perception for temp changes and the weather (which is what I primarily use temp) scales easily between 0-100 and the temp tells me about what I should be wearing. With further from 50 being more dangerous. the boiling and freezing temperatures of water are variable and depend on pressure of the surrounding air, purity of the water, and number of nucleation sites, so only under extremely precise conditions does water actually frees at 0 and boil at 100. Finally, Celsius is not part of the SI units, period. Kelvin is the SI for temperature
As for cm and inches, not really a big difference in their utility other than 36 is a more composite number than 100. Which makes it easier to divide as one would for lengths.
As for weight europeans don't use ii so lb is equated to kg when in reality it should be an amount of N. But that doesn't matter much because most people don't deal with space. So kg is fine, but it is somewhat convenient that you lose a pound a day if you are starving.
As for scientific uses of SI, it makes perfect sense to us a standard. And as long as everyone uses the same arbitrary measuring stick (and it is arbitrary, don't fool yourself), then it's fine. Unfortunately, universal constants are irrational (necessarily so) and/or algebraic so no matter what ruler we use, it will never be actually accurate.
Alright I'm done seething about units of measurement thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Contributing to the thread in payment of my autism
>Celsius literally is not defined that way and doesn't work that way.
Exactly I agree that's why you shouldn't use it for weather it's a terrible scale for it.
Subjetive, when you live thinking in Celsius is easy for you to think 20° is normal more is hot and less is cold this discussion has no sense because this is just as strange for you as it is for me to think in Fahrenheit, if I would be using f since childhood it would be strange for me to use celsius the same it would be to you to use farenheit if you would grow using celsius, I think there is no objetive way to think wich one is more correct to weather, it's true the statement of the shitty celsius about the water boiling in standard conditions and than in the real world this is going to vary but it works well for the rest
>It's better because I'm used to it!
Yeah, movie ratings should not be based on a 1-5 star system. I grew up rating them in a 1.3876 to a 4.444444467 system. Therefore my system is fine, better actually.
Shitty argument, normal room temperature 20° is 68 in farenheit
it's not subjective that one degree Fahrenheit is the smallest noticeable change in temp that humans generally perceive, and one Celsius degree is twice that, meaning that, afaik, Celsius is delivered in tenths of a degree lmao.
Americans are so stoopid, it's unbelievable
in what way was what i said stupid? is it hard to wrap your head around perceptual thresholds or something?
All Americans should be euthanized
>All Americans should be euthanized!
>p-pls american military can-can you help us uwu
I love the people that say this but spend their time on a japanese-inspired US website
Based kek made amerimutts seethe already
It's the other way around
bad bait
>0°C is freezing point
>100°C is boiling point
this confuses the american
He is not. That's the height he claims. In reality he is more like 5'3.
He's actually 5'8. The guy on the right is 6'1.
>6'1
Gronk is 6'6 moron
>guy
>he
Who has the advantage here? The lanklet has more reach but the manlet has more weight
Those heights don’t add up.
One of them lies about his height. Can you guess which one?
both.
Tumenov won moron, biggest mog of all
If the Black person is 6ft tall then what is the real height of the methead slav
The greatest of all time.
oh shit
oh shit
The fat one is trash lol.
chestlet cope
why would he let him do such a thing
I would slap him right there
Can't reach his face cuz small.
5'9 issues
Is that Moot
whos mogging who
lmao, left guy isnt even tall enough to pull that move, what does he think he's doing?
and that face by default wont let him mog anyone
>5'5"
how the frick does anyone think that homosexual on the left is manly in any situation is beyond my understanding.
Yeah guy on the right tries to lean onto Chad critical.
Roman meets Germanic man (colorized)
BeardMeatsFood getting thumb-mogged
damn I stopped watching his videos a while ago just got kinda bored of them
surprised to see him on here
I used to watch his videos a lot during my first cut back in '17. Good ol' days.
>his torso is longer than his legs
I thought the British slang/ this is a 10/10 in bongland was just a meme, then I saw his wife. Straight hambeast tier "woman"
BBC (Big Black wiener) genetics vs HWD (Hilarious White Dicklet) genetics
>roid manlet vs israelite boy
>being fat
That is going to be a yikes from me hun.
To nights Match up! Roidtroony from welfare street vs Goldberg Jr and his 15 lawyers
Who mogs who here?
johnny depp
POV: You getting mogged
Leo height mogs John brutally
probably just spent the night at uncle avis mansion getting pissed on
>Leo standing submissively behind Johnny
>Brad looking uncanny valley and in his own world
>Johnny face mogging, looking focused and confident.
Rare manlet mog
Brad Pitt easy. Look at his neck muscles vs the twinks who don't even have enough neck to expose. Brad looks like he could easily be a high school QB about to enter college in this pic.
>friend looks like a combination of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp
>I was compared to fricking JonTron of all people
Life is not fricking fair, I didn't choose my genes
>inb4 play well with the cards you were dealt with
I am, but I sometimes get salty over these things. I also have a crooked nose.....
Brad's jaw is weird and wrinkled
Depp looks the best in the pic, but Pitt clearly light-years ahead of the other two in the present.
you
FtM meetup.
Depp easily here even considering height he moggs them hard
They are all homosexuals
Earthbros...we got too wienery
heh, not quite the same
When a rocky planet gets too big it automatically becomes a gas giant.
underrated
>mfw
I just see two puppies
mate with the middle one, the young will survive many winters
Holy she has to be from another planet. Pure otherworldly alpha female beauty.
>Christian college
She lifts heavy, praises god, then fricks you hard.
xXxColossusx99Xx has joined the server.
how do I get a gf like this
imagine making sons with her
cr1tikal mogs, he dont got gyno lol and hes young
Left if flabby misshapen
Right is firmer and has a better shape
by Allah give me a flamethrower and I shall roast in your name
Right destroys. Gorgeous pale beauty,;possible natural blonde; rounder, firmer buttocks; longer legs; tighter waist; NO TATTOOS
vs
Dumpo, cellulitey, sloppy tatted up mudhsark looking bawd.
Sad really. Left must've cried herself to sleep that night.
Dumbass right has tattoos on her back
>tattoos le bad
do low test snivelling manlets really?
cope and seethe roastie
I knew you'd typed this in response before scrolled down to read it kek
Tattoos are actually based when they go all in and get some nice pieces. But these shitty tattoos most women do just make them look uglier
>oh look I think some chinky writing on my neck and a "luv me mum" tramp stamp
TRAAAAASH
gross
>tattoos are actually based
Hello rėddit!
tattoos are personal preference - you're free to exercise your preference but don't make someone feel shit for one thing rather than another.
>personal preference can't be shit
> MUH BAD FEELS WAAGH! CALL THE WAGHMBULANCE AND THE FEEELINGS POLICE!
>tattoos are personal preference - you're free to exercise your preference but don't make someone feel shit for one thing rather than another.
KEK were you actually fricking crying whilst you typed that up?
Gay.
The right has tattoos on her back under her hair.
The mog here is every normal godly woman mogging these prostitutes by not being a prostitute
I..must.breeeeEEEEEDDDDD ARRRRGGGHHHHHHUARGAHSJSJSH
But Jason Statham is from the UK so why does he have an American flag behind him
Hes an actor, he can claim to be from anywhere.
Used to watch this guy when he made videos to kids learning games. He started showing his face though so I never watched him again. Never understood why people want to show their disgusting faces on video when playing or reacting to shit
were u born in the 70s?
No I’m a zoomer
why does this guy have long hair like a woman?
why are millennials like this?
final form of 'identity' also known as a 'weak spot'. shave it off and he will die (probably). i've watched a few of his videos and he just isn't funny no matter how hard this weakling tries
>long hair is .. le woman!
let me guess, you think anyone who doesn't have a 2 feet beard is a woman too, and i don't even have to guess that you're coping hard about balding.
If you're not heavily balding, you're basically a homosexual and a woman.
this guy manages to look as dull and drab as he sounds. no life in his eyes.
That's his shtick.
He just lets it grow, he doesn't really care
>he doesn't really care
I can tell because it shows lol but good for him for turning 'that' into consistent revenue.
Plato mogs everyone
God damn it does somebody fricking have it apparently my dumbass saved the fricking thumbnail
>married to a petite tomboy who wants to fight and frick all the time
u mad israelites? lmao
do you tickle her and make her frustrated that she can't stop you despite how scrappy she is then pin her down and passionately kiss her until she submits herself to you and you frick her for all she's worth while the neighbors think a murder is occurring?
haha because that would be so funny if you did wouldnt that be funny bros haha
Spartan women are based.
Why do Anglos like their women as manly as possible?
Unlike those based spaniards who like their women naggy, shrill, screaming, and fat.
High Test
You don't conquer 1/4 being full of soi
I've noticed something similar with Germanics; their women are either fat and bear a weird resemblance to Miss Piggy, or they look like men.
Im not an anglo. but am a burger. Masculine men can sometimes be attractive, probably because they seem like they might be dtf quicker. That perception of bawdtiness can be arousing.
>Spartans
Without a doubt the biggest homos who ever lived. They had so much gay sex with slaves that they made their own women pretend to be men so they could get hard
not reading all of that
>globohomosexual homosexuals seething
delicious
You can't just warp reality around you schizo, take your meds.
>You can't just warp reality around you schizo
I literally can. you are just gay and moronic.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES
lol at you homosexuals coping because you got swindled into thinking homosexualry is good and masculine, your ancestors beheaded gays and instead you give head to gays, kys losers
cope you deluded moron
It was actually a good, well-sourced read.
>it's another screenshot of a tirade of seethe from some history autist who gets vindicated by projecting his modern bigotry onto ancient people
kek i love these
lmao how moronic are you? have a nice day
Arete.
Demons and their slaves seething right now
arete
>Hanna Reitsch
I LIFT FOR HER
Argument destroyed
>my tomboy gf mogs me in every single way except for height
>married 7 years as of yesterday
I wish you all get to experience happiness like I do, every single day of my life.
My wife is short and chubby. I like a lot of cushion for the pushing.
i have bad news anon, thats a dude
Imma take this back to my ant colony.
I'll be honest, the difference between 5'5 and 6'6 doesnt look as big as expected
>I'll be honest, the difference between 5'5 and 6'6 doesnt look as big as expected
There's a manletry cut off where you're actually better off being very clearly "the dwarf" and owning it as best you can thru personality or $ or fame, etc. You're clearly the short guy, it's out there, and while 90% of women will reject you there really is a non-zero minority that are ok with it. It's the 5'10" next to Gronk who looks try-hard. This guy is so far out of the running it's like a child standing next to him. You don't see a 7 year old next to Gronk and think "lol, what a manlet."
I think he's a fine enough guy but holy shit has his content hit rock bottom. Literally nothing but the same fricking non-reaction videos and lukewarm takes everyday. I seriously miss his pre-face reveal content
Reminder
Damn he has a great face and voice but he had to be nerfed through stature
huh?
henry gayville right here looks like a soft gay twink taken by surprise, afraid to look at you
dom cruise on the other hand uplifts you with his smile and looks right at you fondly, his hand protecting his solar plexus from henry's gay psychic attack
mog'd
There's just something about Cavill that's off guys. I don't know what it is.
nikocado height mogs me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euF27RT9lh8
go to 12:42, he's 6ft/182.88cm. it's not fair bros
He can't keep getting away with it...
Is that the guy that got btfo by 'cado?
based bugez
fricking unit
weak starving street runt poses at the behest of a roided near-giga-chad
he's offered a paltry meal (1/10th worth what chad consumes a day)
its all just to support chad's unearned lifestyle as an "influencer"
They're both attractive in their own ways and not perfect.
Mogged by xer's past self.
imagine the back pain relief tho
From tutorial mode to 46% mode
kek women are moronic
>is moronic
breast cancer? 🙁
Worse, terminal troonism
this is a favourite of mine
brutal in every way, you can see the pain on the womanlet's face
Holy frick it's like putting Jessica Rabbit next to a picture of a woman a 10 year old drew
which one's supposed to be hotter?
Aryan mogging israeliteess
>weak and Sickly 'Aryan' body, would probably die in first child birth
>thick and sturdy big titty israeliteess, would literally birth you the tribes of Israel
The choice is clear.
>not obese
>weak and sickly
This is your brain on American life
I don’t want israelite kids
She'd want to mutilate your sons' penises though
Brutal
h-he's standing closer to the c-camera
>then die first quit
my name is earl reboot time
Guy on the left got destroyed.
>but he's taller!
He's just wearing high heels.