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I just bought a pack of these,im so excited to try them out

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to let them soak in water overnight before you cook them, otherwise they stay chewy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Will do,thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron, they're meant to be chewy when eaten. Don't put them in water overnight, just for a couple hours before you cook them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >le rare garloids eater
        enjoy your parasites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT DO THIS

      They will come back to life and kill the first thing they see. You will NOT survive.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >state prohibited exchange of home grown garloids because of "safety" concerns

    bunch of fricking homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know a guy 😉

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Garloids are pets not food. This is like eating dog meat. Cruel and inhumane industry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stfu, youve never even tasted one

      moron, they're meant to be chewy when eaten. Don't put them in water overnight, just for a couple hours before you cook them.

      this, leaving them in water overnight is way too long

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Youre gonna get us vaccinated again OP

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The babies do NOT need to be refrigerated, it just makes them contract and look deformed like this.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shrunken to half it's size
    >fed with tap water
    >kept in factory farms
    >plastic packaging
    >tons of added hormones and antibiotics
    Yes goyim, consume the "garloid" slop

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating babies
    you people make me sick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these are truly the end times
      https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-5.20-005-008:2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never had veal? Never eaten real cheese? What's the difference morally when it comes to young garloids?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this meme of making up stuff that isn't real

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knew a guy who tried to freeze his own garloids after his harvest, just like the store-bought ones. The moron didn't even own a dehydrator, so 6 months later he opened his freezer to find his whole crop like this. If you're not going to invest in the right equipment to grow em at home, you're better off sticking to the store bought garloids.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky motherfricker. I can't find these at my local grocery store.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What in gods wiener sucking frick is a garloif?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna make it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >me waiting for anon to post his meal

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my haul from a couple of days ago. Got a helluva good deal, just won't make the mistake of feeding them tap-water like last time...

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many garloids should I eat if I'm cutting? Are they calorie dense? Redpill me, why should I switch from chicken to garloids?

    Anyone tried the garloidvore diet?
    As in carnivore, but eating only garloids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      garloids are much more nutrient rich than chicken, but you have to live with the fact that you are KILLING a SENTIENT form of life. Yes, it has been scientifically proven that garloids exhibit sentient traits such as emotions. Moving past that, there are different qualities of garloids that can be obtained such as canned like the ones in your picture. I would tend to stick with homegrown, but you can buy them from the store if it suites your macros. Just be aware of the excess garloid preservatives as noted on the can. Some people have adverse reactions to that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Garloids may be sentient but they are also scientifically proven to be evil, so it's fine to kill and eat them. The deserve their suffering.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My garloid keeps vomiting out the stuffing I'm trying to put in it, any tips? About to fricking smack it against a brick wall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do that, that's how you get fingerboxes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try rectal-feeding, just mind the anus spines

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont you want to use them for milk rather than eat them straight? the milk boosted my test by around 20-30 %

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