Post your shadow to prove youre not a fat fuck

Post your shadow to prove you’re not a fat fuck

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see love handles op...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've literally never been that fat in my life. I've never had fat literally drooping over my pants.

      Love handles don’t matter when your shoulders are 2x wider than your hips

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you dont know how shadows work do you anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This

          [...]
          Love handles don’t matter when your shoulders are 2x wider than your hips

          Big or not your arms are small bro...
          Cut and lift moar

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the door knob brutally mogs your non-existent forearms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose you probably think I’m the same height as my wall? That my head just clips into the roof as it were?

      Silly bastard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I suppose you probably think I’m the same height as my wall?

        No. We all know you're 5ft nothing, I just laughed at the door knob mogging. I've saved the image for the next brutal mog thread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I-I-Im actually 6 s-six foot nothing

          C-congrats! You m-made me fucking C-C-CRY!!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglefrauding your shadow
    This is actually genius because you have 3 angles (body, camera, and light) to fraud with while a picture allows only 2 (body, camera)

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao. The shadow fraud is even easier to pull off than the angle and lighting fraud. This proves nothing.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you have one half arm, OP ?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never been that fat in my life. I've never had fat literally drooping over my pants.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post shadows you fucks

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >proportions of a 3 ft tall midget
    OP we know you're a dwarf.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frame is good, nice X shape but you should get rid of that lower back fat asap bro

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont judge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Routine?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doorway stands on Monday
        Aggressive stalking on Wednesday
        Choking the paralyzed on Friday
        If you want you can appear to homeless people high on Benadryl on the weekends.

        Its an interdimensional supernatural kind of grindset

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's the holidays but damn anon them love handles

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s my back for reference. Do you guys think the love handles are really that bad? I still feel small as fuck and have the need to bulk…

    Also yes I am a midget. I’m standing in this picture the feet behind me are fake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you just post this instead of a fucking shadow?
      The handles are pretty bad but you look fine, only autists who obsess over that stuff will comment on it normies will think you're ripped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off gay, this thread is for shadows only.

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