Posting ur body on social media

I never had any social media accounts, not even fagbook. If I make one and post my body and face(which is very good) will I get laid? Can I start selling workout routines if I have an impressive enough body? Will I get a shitt9n of insta followers?

For the sake of argument assume that I'm yolked by normie standards

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST is the only place we're my 6 pack is relevant. I don't live near water and chlorine makes me feel sick..

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it helps but will not singlehandedly get you laid

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a good face and abs
    >take inspiration from male model accounts (settings like the beach and clothes)
    >use a high mm camera
    >proper lighting
    >filters and photo editing
    >follow women on Instagram who go to the same university as you do and talk to the one’s that follow back

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HWjwIqC.png

      I never had any social media accounts, not even fagbook. If I make one and post my body and face(which is very good) will I get laid? Can I start selling workout routines if I have an impressive enough body? Will I get a shitt9n of insta followers?

      For the sake of argument assume that I'm yolked by normie standards

      Forgot pic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf, is this photoshot?? Ur telling me all umthis is a change of lens???

        My whole life I have had a good face but it turns out weird on pictures I hope this explains it, holy shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          big tech does this to exploit people, especially young women, with body dysmorphia

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s why you don’t use smartphone cameras

          • 5 months ago
            GECOxFASCIST

            Especially with shitty android's

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s no way. His neck got huge

          based retards not knowing about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_distortion_(photography)
          tldr closer the cam is to you, the bigger the mid of the pic gets
          the further the camera, the smaller the mid of the pic gets
          which is why generally photofags go for 50 or 85 mm (I forget which one was full frame and which one is apc-s and dgaf) and have the cam at least 6 feet or more away from you
          if you don't touch grass, you can double the effective distance by taking a pic in a mirror

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh and it's also a pretty big side-bonus of selfie sticks for instathots and the like

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >change of lens

          That’s why you don’t use smartphone cameras

          >don’t use smartphone cameras
          distance is the cause of the distortion, so with good enough optics you can get good enough pics even without changing the lens/smartphone by just increasing the distance to the subject
          still many benefits to switching to something better, ofc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no way. His neck got huge

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/yblQcMa.gif

        [...]
        based retards not knowing about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_distortion_(photography)
        tldr closer the cam is to you, the bigger the mid of the pic gets
        the further the camera, the smaller the mid of the pic gets
        which is why generally photofags go for 50 or 85 mm (I forget which one was full frame and which one is apc-s and dgaf) and have the cam at least 6 feet or more away from you
        if you don't touch grass, you can double the effective distance by taking a pic in a mirror

        what the FUCK

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          learn bro, learn
          even being over at the actual fag board teaches you that due to tranners' body dysmorphia being even worse than fitfags'

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/yblQcMa.gif

        [...]
        based retards not knowing about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_distortion_(photography)
        tldr closer the cam is to you, the bigger the mid of the pic gets
        the further the camera, the smaller the mid of the pic gets
        which is why generally photofags go for 50 or 85 mm (I forget which one was full frame and which one is apc-s and dgaf) and have the cam at least 6 feet or more away from you
        if you don't touch grass, you can double the effective distance by taking a pic in a mirror

        what mm is the closest to real life

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yolked
    baste

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've never had any social media accounts

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    Surely no experience in social media whatsoever will catapult you to be a billionaire on IG.

  7. 5 months ago
    GECOxFASCIST

    >I never had any social media accounts

    Based fuck the medias and the News MEDIAS

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