>powershitters BTFO

cope
seethe
dilate
fatty

>let's have a race
lmao how fucking old are you little gay?

Anyone who trains martial arts will knock your lard ass out within seconds bud, your bench matters very little for a fight

No now that i;ve that about it that's fucking woman levels of delusion

What’s your favorite anime bro?

>cope entered

NONONONONONONONONONONONONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://i.imgur.com/OxsfG4M.jpg

>cope entered

NONONONONONONONONONONONONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m sure you can do a pull-up bro.

Then why did he not enter it

Simon is a 350 lb fat fuck. I doubt he can do a pull-up

>Most guys consider 8 to 10 ok.
...are you american by any chance..?

>concocting cope power fantasies because you are literally too fat to do a pullup

Yes. A lot of worlds strongest men can't do a single pullup. Let along with good form

https://i.imgur.com/9dQkxIq.jpg

>it's there.... staring at me.... MENACINGLY!!!!!

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Nah bro today is rest day so unfortunately I will not be doing the pull-up x 1.

anything else?

Simon is a 350 lb fat fuck. I doubt he can do a pull-up

>he recognizes my maxes
didn't know you were such a big fan

>kipping
>chin not up the bar
0 reps

>goalposts moved
>zero lifts posted
>catty remarks about hair and waistlines
yep, it's dyel time

you look like my uncle. how heavy are you? 3 reps is pretty good if youre like 250 pounds imo

damn thats impressive af honestly

>brave browser
Oh nonono

>10 reps on chart
>does 2 pull ups (failed one at end doesn't count)
You're lying on SS. Redo

https://i.imgur.com/0fkxRry.jpg

>I lift more than you weight class wise
ok retard
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law

. I bet you count all your reps with 15minutes of rest time between them as 1 set

The twinkies are going to be upset when they see this. Let's get out of here

wait I thought that was a chick on the right. why do u have this saved on ur computer Lmao

How insecure do you have to be to download tiktoks of individual women saying they like fat guys or whatever to prove you're attractive on an anonymous forum
Lmfao

Stop bro little guy's already dead

>shrek mode
I mean that in a good way

None of these girls are looking at you the way

[...]
You will never have a girl look at you like this

looks at him. Looks like you're teaching a class and they are forced to be around you. Of course none of them actually want to be near you (the smell of stinky BO)
Powershitters love to say "twinks look dyel in clothes" well you not only look dyel you look fat af

https://i.imgur.com/quCXpGf.jpg

So not only are you ugly in clothes. You're stinky. Youre fat. You're the furthest thing away from fit. But hey! You can pick up a heavy bar! Do 2 pull ups! And get 7 girls to look at you with contempt and boredom! Good for you. That's much better than most fat guys in america

>so mad he has to respond twice

I can respond however many times I want. The real question is how many girls respond to him.

Ps. The answer is 0

As if a guy posting a picture where everyone is actively keeping their distance is going to hurt me. I've seen better reaction from women being raped

Btfo

https://i.imgur.com/4OkflJF.jpg

None of these girls are looking at you the way [...] looks at him. Looks like you're teaching a class and they are forced to be around you. Of course none of them actually want to be near you (the smell of stinky BO)
Powershitters love to say "twinks look dyel in clothes" well you not only look dyel you look fat af

dis lil niqqa mad af no cap fr fr

FUCKING SEETHING LMFAO
What's wrong twink? Not enough dick from your powerlifter bf?

>posts people looking at him giving a talk/lecture as mires
LOL at the delusion

I'm sure everyone here has some degree of admiration for the fatty's lifts, but to sit here and think that those girls had the slightest ounce of sexual attraction towards him (mires) is pure delusion.

>attending a lecture implies a degree of admiration for the speaker
t. Hasn't had any higher education

>conventional dl
most impressed part to be honest

that's a mechanical issue, not a strength issue. Pullups are a manlet's game.

Too hard?

I weigh 90 and squat 4pl8 on a non strength-focused training split, literally nothing wrong with that time frame

post body

>he thinks 4pl8 is worth recording

Nobody cares what you weigh

I can lift you.

This dude is going to be steve buchemi by age 30. Twinks age like women.

The jaw is the law

Guaranteed he could steal your girl tho

>and I've never known of a woman who's over 18 who's ever lusted for him
the only women who matter

Ok so how does he look without anglefrauding. Every pic of him is a neutral pose so youre full of shit

Clavicles narrower than the average 12 year old girl. Twinks please explain how this is somebody I'm supposed to envy

Imagine his little mandible when the skin starts to sag

>How dare you record PRs and enjoy the gym differently than I do
Fucking brainlets

So never?

This bro fell for social media

Nobody wants to see fat people except to laugh at them. There's a reason why Jonah Hill was an A list actor as a fat guy and a C list actor now that he's thin. Youre nothing more than comic relief
>haha look at the fatty
That's what anybody ever thinks of you.
We don't appreciate you thinking that you're actually capable of being a real human being. You're. Fat slob whose only self worth is the amount of entertainment you provide.
You videotaping yourself doing something non comical is a waste of time/data. Youre better off deleting every video of yourself lifting weights and replacing it with you falling down. You'd get 100x more views and your videos would actually be worth clicking. Why?

Because you're a fat fuck. Nothing makes a real person feel better about themselves than watching a fat fuck being a fat fuck. Stop trying to be anything more than comic relief.
1) you'll never be sucessful at anything than being comic relief
2) you actively piss off normal people by being fat and trying to accomplish something

Damn this one made that guy kill himself for sure

>A random websites strength standards
>Holding any water
LOL, that means fuck all. I benched 345 at 225 and I sure as fuck wasn't any good. My bench now is much better, even with the added bodyweight. Go to a meet and see how much your arbitrary classification helps you.

Any scoring system is used by non-brainlets to group members into approximately equal classes based on rating, not to point at a specific individuals with small scoring differentials and claim that one is strictly better than the other beyond all doubts. It's why in various competitive sports, the widely recognised best athlete isn't always statistically the best based on algorithmic rankings, which are often very heavily influenced by negative outlier performances (upsets) and what not.
Please finish a middle school stats course and then e-stat with your type 2.

Except that's how it works in PL meets. Best lifter is by formula, always. So cope harder.

A local meet wouldn't but by your website's classifications they would be. Because your website's classifications are based on nothing

>Except that's how it works in PL meets. Best lifter is by formula, always. So cope harder.
Illiterate and obese, I give up.
For the record, if these "formulas'' that you don't even how they're computed were perfectly (or even decently) accurate between minute subjects, there wouldn't be any need for weight class segregation as everyone would just lift and they'd all be ranked in terms of their score.

I get that your body is constantly trying to stave off death from all the fat in your body, but try to think critically every so often.

Formula is based on actual PL results, from like the 1970s to now.

>Weight class segregation
Best lifter in a meet ignores weight classes. And ranking for the meet is based on formula as well. However, weight classes still make things more fun, so there's not only 1 winner.

>Lifts that were not verified in any way shape or form
At least use the USPA's classifications or something, those are based on actual verified data https://www.lift.net/2013/05/09/classification-standards-for-raw-elite-uspa/

>Comparing yourself to people that actually push themselves and try to move the most weight possible in a given movement
Yes. And it's not just elites, there are various classifications for each lift.

Wait retard, it says in the 165lb class 344lb BP is elite.

Cope harder, you got btfo by your own site. Anon's bench is very, very good.

>formula is based on
Not what "compute" means.
>Best lifter in a meet ignores weight classes.
Obviously.
>And ranking for the meet is based on formula as well
Yes a ranking exists obviously, THE ranking however is still by and large determined by the winner of each respective class. Just like how higher ranking P4P fighters are still considered inferior to the champion of their weight class, it's not "just for fun" lmfao. A lifter could be determined to be the highest performing, but still not be the best in his weight class and no one would give two craps.

You unironically can't win with powertards

>Plenty of weaklings compete too
No they don't. You don't have 160lb guys go out there and bench 100lbs regularly. Again, it's a self selecting group of people. And people gravitate to activities they are good at and avoid ones they are not.

Okay I just did, they don't.

They do. Basically anyone with a less than 400 dots isn't gonna be all that competitive at a national level. And at a local level, anything less than like 350 isn't gonna be all that competitive. I'm about halfway down the list of all drug tested lifters (~120k) and they're in the low 300s at this point. So you're wrong, straight up.

At the start of bottom quarter of the list approximately and there are people competing that are basically untrained at this point. So stop lying

>That's literally impossible, if a lifter is the highest performing then they're the best in their weight class, full stop
Powertard IQ on full display lmfao, someone on the lower end of the weight class range could produce a higher scoring lift proportional to his bodyweight than the person who lifts the most weight in that class who'd be heavier. This especially applies to open ended ranges like super heavyweight

>Le bodyweight multipliers means they're better
They're not, human strength doesn't scale linearly you brainlet

Yes bw is a factor in all formulas but formulas blend the relationship between absolute weight lifted and proportion to bodyweight lifted. But by definition in PL, if you're the highest performing lifter, you are the best lifter in your weight class. Your example doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't prove your point because like I said, they're accounted for in the formula. Lots of low performing lifters, a hundred thousand at least. You telling me that it's not going to have a significant effect on how the formula ranks you?

https://i.imgur.com/L3iQiFG.png

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At the start of bottom quarter of the list approximately and there are people competing that are basically untrained at this point. So stop lying

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>Le bodyweight multipliers means they're better
They're not, human strength doesn't scale linearly you brainlet

Highest performing lifter is always based on formula anon. You making up an *incorrect* example doesn't help your case.

Winning in PL is exclusively based on formula, not total. And totals are their own thing, stop trying to make them relevant in this case when they're not. Some people just want to see what the most weight ever lifted was vs who the strongest actually is. Best total isn't a guarantee of shit when the weight class has like a 10+% variance in bodyweight for the non-shws and a huge amount higher for the SHWs.

>small
small lift diff

>Except that's how it works in PL meets. Best lifter is by formula, always. So cope harder.
Illiterate and obese, I give up.
For the record, if these "formulas'' that you don't even how they're computed were perfectly (or even decently) accurate between minute subjects, there wouldn't be any need for weight class segregation as everyone would just lift and they'd all be ranked in terms of their score.

I get that your body is constantly trying to stave off death from all the fat in your body, but try to think critically every so often.

Lol no there aren't. If you remain muscleless your body develops posture issues and you just look like a methhead with a slouch.