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Why haven't you taken the lemonade pill anon?
>390 mg of caffine
>unlimited amounts for $3 a month

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who died obviously should have read the label, but seriously, who's moronic idea was it to give people unlimited refills of a drink with 1/3 a lethal dose of caffeine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I haven't heard about this. People have died because they were drinking too much caffeinated lemonade? I'm assuming these were like mega fatties and their hearts were on the verge of bursting whenever they stood up? Surely no healthy-ish person would die from that shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of them was a girl with a diagnosed heart problem that was told to avoid caffeine. I don't think she was a fatty but not sure. Dunno about the other one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem was is that the labels on the fricking things don't have the amount of caffeine listed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think one of the dead dudes was mildly moronic.
      And, "yeah", Panera is fricking profoundly moronic for this shit. I don't go to that shithole but saw a YT short of some girl who amazingly understood basic math and asked "wtf!".
      She got a large, had a refill with her meal and grabbed a refill to go. Fortunately, she decided to look it up before having the 3rd.
      Companies are gonna frick around till we need ID to buy a goddamn coffee.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The people who died obviously should have read the label, but seriously, who's moronic idea was it to give people unlimited refills of a drink with 1/3 a lethal dose of caffeine?

        >Ken and Linda Rosenthal founded the St. Louis Bread Company in 1987 with the first location in Kirkwood, Missouri. The Rosenthals invested $150,000 and received a $150,000 Small Business Administration loan.[12]
        Literally israelites doing israelite things. I fricking hate amerika

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1/3 a lethal dose of caffeine
      moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LD50 means half the people are dead....folk die on the way up to that limit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >per kilogram
        fricking moron lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's roughly 17g of caffeine for the average adult male

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've accidentally taken close to a gram within an hour or two and let me tell you, overdoing it on caffeine is miserable

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              they BUILT A STARBU KS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
              I HAD THE LIFE, I HAD THE LIFE
              NOW NOTHING, NOW MEXICO

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've done it before too. I know exactly what you mean, fren.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlimited amounts for $3 a month
    Wait, really?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the people who died from this. were they obese or what (i dont think ive ever seen a fat person eat at panera bread 2bh)

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THREE HIGHLY CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES WOULD KILL ME????

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Panera Bread isn't in Australia. If I want to reach my max daily intake of caffeine, I just take two 200mg pillz I brought off Amazon.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I USED TO GET SOME PANERA BREADS
    WHEN I WAS ON THE PATH, TO B ECOMING MIDDLE CLASS, ON THE PATH TO BEING A PROFESSIONAL, AN ENGINEER
    BUT THEN NOTHING NOW EVERYTHING BAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they BUILT A STARBU KS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
      I HAD THE LIFE, I HAD THE LIFE
      NOW NOTHING, NOW MEXICO

      Damn bro, did Trump deport you or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah
        i used to work in picrel
        that was like working for nasa for me
        after that ended, there is no life for me it's all over
        the office was brand new, everything was perfect, the best coworkers, so perfect

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/iublyYi.jpg

          picrel was my panera
          i used to like getting some kind of sandwiches there but dont remember which
          their coffee was the bestt
          no one called mea peasant then, evne though i was a peasant. america was the best
          i hate europe

          Have hope anon, you'll make it back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            only if i want to go to 2 years of jail and or maybe prison
            so i'm just gonna chill here and be a peasant in europe, wiht all the super elite noblepeople looking downon me, but at least i'll vacation in colombia and thailand and kenya
            unless i kill myself next week idk

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uh what did you do?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing good anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn dude, you can still install fire systems in Mexico tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i was a designer not an installer

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can still design fire systems in Mexico, but now I know you got sent back to Europe, my condolences.
              Maybe try to move to Mexico?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a thought, maybe a far fetched one, but it doersn't hurt to dream or maybe send some applications and resumes. thank you anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have a couple of options to move to Mexico.
                Start applying for jobs there and if they decide you’re worth hiring they will sponsor you, I suggest you look into other South American countries as well.
                Or
                You can apply to be a student in Mexico, get a student visa, and leverage that to either marry a Mexican, make connections in academia for a job, or apply for jobs.
                >White European marries a brown Mexican for citizenship
                Is an ironic thought

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish ki'm not white tho and i don't have exeprience like that
                i'd be looking at warehouse work in mexico still prob worth it for the weather
                would def marry a mexican chick tho spicy oh yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        picrel was my panera
        i used to like getting some kind of sandwiches there but dont remember which
        their coffee was the bestt
        no one called mea peasant then, evne though i was a peasant. america was the best
        i hate europe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, you said Mexico before, you mean you got sent to Europe? Frick, that really fricking sucks dude. I’m not even being ironic, I sincerely feel bad for you now.
          Mexico is unironically better quality of life than Europe. It’s actually obnoxious when euros refuse to admit they live in hell.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea you're probably right. mexico is chill, europe is fricking....it's a nightmare bro i can't even describe it. the opposite of chill that's for sure
            i said mexico because that's where i am planning to go kill myself because they have nembutal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’d unironically rather live in China than Western Europe, I’m not even kidding or exaggerating.
              And yes, I’m White.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldn't even vacation in this shit hole if i had all the money in the world, it's that terrible.
                europeans fricking suck
                it just hurts to drop down to peasant class after being on the path to be an american middle class with a white collar job, it's not something i can really handle.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >deported to europe
          Kek, a fate worse than death. Been our trash can going on 80 years now. Just tell people you're Syrian and you'll be fine

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can technically go back, hope for a little luck and be let in, do my bid, and become an autocad drafter/engineer again
            honestly im leaning towards that, this place sucks ass i absolutely hate it
            it's hard to be an american and then shift completley to this, plus like we said, 0 opportunity, place is a fuciking museum twilight zone

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >do my bid
              Poopie rapie or did you sell drugs to pay your way?

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