Prehistoric fitness

>wake up
>hunt
>eat
>sex
>sleep
>repeat

No wonder why modern life made us soft and weak. Average caveMAN was jacked and strong enough to kill a sabertooth with his own hands

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No wonder why modern life made us soft and weak. Average caveMAN was jacked and strong enough to kill a sabertooth with his own hands
    the soft and weak didn't live enough to procreate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Social programs and civilization is killing our species in the long run. Diseases and genetic defects too are surviving because everyone is fricking reproducing and we're saving everyone, because of..... Fricking why? We should all embrace primitivism

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah? Post gear and body homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You first, gay

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats wild... damn.. if i encounter a wild sabertooth tiger while im out and about.. id be fricked.... really makes you think...

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much every caveman had the strength, agility, power, and endurance of a intermediate athlete, especially Neanderthals. If we had 100% Full-blooded Neanderthals with us today, they would be recruited into full-contact sports. They would be some of the best offensive and defensive lineman in the NFL and they would be some of the greatest Olympians in gymnastics and weightlifting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were all 5'5 and under

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they weren't, the medium height was 5'5. It varied from 5'3 to 5'8.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they weren't, the medium height was 5'5. It varied from 5'3 to 5'8.

        Average cavemen were as tall as people today, if not taller.
        Post agriculture people were 5'5 on average because less nutrition and more famine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans shrunk down considerably when we started with agriculture, only recently have started bulking up and still get absolutely humiliated and mogged by our ancestors.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the caveman diet before the agriculture revolution?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but I'm reading the horse/wheel/language book (978-0691148182) and it's talking exactly about shit like that, some examples:
          archaeologists can tell skulls are pre-agriculture when they don't have cavities
          yamnaya gang had higher rates of anemia since they were dairymaxxing
          I recommend it, it's good shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yamnaya gang had higher rates of anemia since they were dairymaxxing

            What, does dairy cause anemia?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              too much milk fricks with iron absorption, supplementation fixes it in some cases (at least the ones described in a paper on childhood milk-related anemia I checked recently, surprised me that >6mo tit feeding was also bad in that regard)
              I couldn't find a good overview of the reasons for it, one was probably the calcium
              should be ok if you eat a varied diet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paleo

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most men don't walk around with spears that's the difference, the spear, the bow, the club, the axe, the sword and the sling is what made man able to kill tigers and lions.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    average bareknuckled caveman got mauled by a sabertooth tiger who then got mogged by the cavetwink with a spear.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot when just a small infection or fever killed them like flies before they hit their late 20's

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill sabretooth with barehands
    >Not with sharp rock me made
    >Not with tactics me and cave brothers planned after days of starvation and planning, while cave wives constantly harangued us about demon cat that steal meat and babies.
    You don't know what the frick cavemen where homosexual. There's a reason why spears are ubiquitous and easy to use and were fielded in large groups.

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