>prevents cycling from killing your dick, balls, sperm count, and going sterile

>prevents cycling from killing your dick, balls, sperm count, and going sterile
>cycling now goes from garbage tier to decent tier cardio
How is this not more widely discussed
More and more men needs to take the noseless seat redpill

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck is the point of the nose on the seat anyways?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your anus goes there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I KNEW IT

        THEY TOLD ME I WAS WEIRD FOR SITTING LIKE THAT

        I KNEW THAT WAS THE RIGHT WAY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it helps me not slipping off the front of the seat when my hands arent on the handlebars. i would break my balls on the bike frame with a seat like ops.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what it really needs is a pair of ball holders for guys like us so they don't scrape along the road

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fuck is the point of the nose on the seat anyways?

      Clitoral stimulation in women who are otherwise incapable of orgasm.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fuck is the point of the nose on the seat anyways?
      The more aero / lower you are in the saddle the more you pivot your pelvis onto the nose of the saddle. A shitty seat like OP only allows you to do upright cycling which is for fat people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Lycrafag who commutes in the car lane because the bike lane is "too bumpy" while looking directly at the ground because ">muh aero"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can steer with it using your thighs if you aren't a retard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a secret that took me too long to realise. And when I did, the game changed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a secret that took me too long to realise. And when I did, the game changed.

        how else would you steer? legit question ive always used my thighs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lean with your body + handlebars?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Motorcyclist here, the only physical way to steer any single-track vehicle is countersteering. That's where you turn the handlebar in the opposite direction to where you want to go in order to make the front wheel travel on a larger arc than the rear and therefore initiate a lean. Anybody who says they "steer with their legs" or by leaning their bodyweight is actually just subconsciously countersteering. Cyclists have been countersteering since bikes were invented, but they're generally too retarded to realise it.

          >Doing a sport which literally just comes down to keeping your knees in and pedalling hard
          >When you could write an entire book just on the form for the big compound lifts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the fuck up about turning the wheel in the opposite direction bullshit. You are a fucking theoretical asspie.

            No one actually thinks or does this. It’s always lean first. Find me one fucking video where a guy hit the counter steer without a lean. You fucking can’t.

            In practicality. Lean is all you need to know

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do you think the lean is initiated you absolute mongoloid? By countersteering.
              Show me a video of anyone leaning with rigid handlebars. You literally cannot.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do you think the lean is initiated you absolute mongoloid? By countersteering.
              Show me a video of anyone leaning with rigid handlebars. You literally cannot.

              But anyways, yes for practically purposes it doesnt matter as people initiate countersteering whether they are aware of it or not.
              But its still important that people understand how it works.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Countersteering initiates the lean.
              Watch A Twist of the Wrist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck I am a retard

        t. Rides 50 miles per day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its literally there to kill your dick and balls, which is the main reason men cycle. name another way you can castrate yourself in a socially acceptable way without going trans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's sad that you're so slow that you cope that way. Or are you simply too fat to mount a bike without it collapsing?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a car libcuck

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a large penis I don't want to destroy so I'm not too into cycling but I do get the appeal for certain men if you know what I mean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not have a wider seat like but the Op but WITH the nose? Perfect balance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fuck is the point of the nose on the seat anyways?
      To press against the balls and lower their circulation so lycrafags cannot reproduce (fool’s errand as they do not have sex with women anyway)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They profit more that way so they design it that way, just like the entire west, they profit more this way so they made it this way.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    end of the day you're still a cyclist

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's that have over the ones that just have a relief hole?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was just for women to pee through

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do your balls go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >relief hole

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize the cutout in bike seats is specifically there to release pressure. If you're having issues with your dick, balls, etc then you're sitting wrong, have too small of a seat, or a retard with ED who is coping by blaming cardio.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your new permanent sore right beneath your tailbone.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This increases pressure on your taint and makes things worse. Not like it would matter for you incel motherfuckers

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sitting down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > mountain bikes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cube
      >is clearly a triangle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bicycle
        >I am actually straight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no pedals
      How the fuck do you move forward?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mystery how products aimed at the enthusiast market could be set up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn‘t know about Wifi Pedals
        >Oldfag detected

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats so wrong about the normal seat? You can either go into speedmode and sit at the front of the seat which wont crush your balls, you can stand up to accelerate or you can sit at the back of the seat if you just let the bike roll without paddling. Your bullshit seat seems like a lazy thing that prevents any good cycling and is damaging to your posture. Long sitting is probably not comfortable either

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baby's first fitted saddle
    >it's some weird gimmick shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fetter Hurensohn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cyclist
      >tranime
      YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cock used to go numb from lack of circulation on the old seats. Think it was pressed right on my prostate or something. Didn't feel good.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using the seat on a bicycle enough for this to be an issue
    i get it if it's your commute to work and you want to arrive as fresh as possible but if you're doing cardio, why would you put your ass on the seat that much?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes Bicycle is a discrimination against men.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After years and years of sitting in the saddle. Pic rel is a saddle I can sit in for 15 hours straight. When I’m bikepacking. Huge cutout, tiny nose, low foam and hard for your seat bones to be the focused area every time. I used to have issues peeing after long rides but this damn saddle changed cycling for me. Just wanted to share.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon, what's the brand and how much?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pro stealth, like €90?

        Honestly it looks uncomfortable as heck.

        The black parts are foam, I thought it was plastic at first but it’s just a colour scheme.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it looks uncomfortable as heck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is your penis meant to go in that slot?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    balls

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How is this not more widely discussed
    because most people don't spend upwards of 6 hours on a bike a day or weigh enough for it to matter unlike fat bike cops or dudes who steroid themselves close to 250 at 8% body fat
    >More and more men needs to take the noseless seat redpill
    more people need to run, you can't get good cardio sitting down it's mechanically gimped.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if something you do is so bad for you that it breaks a body part you are going to feel it. You are not just going to be sitting becoming sterile without noticing. this is the same shit as people claiming that jeans lowers sperm count. yes if those jeans are so thight that they literally crush your testies they will, but nobody would wear jeans that tight because it fucking hurts

    the only people who hurt themselves significantly and continues despite the pain are retarded amerigolems like you who have to drive everywhere and take tons of drugs just to not fall apart form the sheer size of your ass

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hit a bump / brake too hard
    >fly dick first into the frame
    >tfw
    Seats have noses for a reason. If you're really that bothered by the uncomfortable seat, then get a female one and adjust the height so you don't have to lean forward all the way and crush your own nuts like a fucking retard.
    Also, for the noob-cyclists, flying dick first into a bike frame feels exactly as bad as it sounds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really considering getting a seat like the op pic for my bike. Pic related is something else I saw online that was interesting. Some sort of prostate friendly seat. If I'm just riding in a straight line on the bike trail in the woods. I'm overweight and the bike seat is irritating after 30 minutes or so. Doing cardio in the gym sucks. Actually moving your body through space makes it so much more fun and makes it easier to motivate yourself, also it feels good. What are the real downsides, will I actually fly off the bike without the nose like says?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bike is meh tier cardio no matter what kind of seat use
    anyone with a functional brain switched from bike to rowing machine
    bike is just for moving around places when you don't feel like paying for transportation or walking, it is not for efficient cardio itself

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bike seats are designed the way they are specifically so that they make contact with your sit bones and not your fatty ass tissue.
    You ever get up from sitting in the cinema and your ass feels sore from being squashed for 2 hours? That's exactly how this retarded seat is going to make you feel.
    Your fat ass is supposed to hang freely off the sides of the seat instead of getting crushed by it.

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