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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >preworkout of Gods

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically lifting to be worthy of some fictional character you love is good motivation if you are a loner. rainbow dash would never stop making fun of me if i didnt lift

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong fruit anon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eating literal vomit
    king shit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fruit leather for fast sugar
    >Cialis for extra pump
    >Preworkout with dmaa for focus/energy
    >Wash down with water for hydration

    Unbeatable combination

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >low 70% chocolate
    >6 blueberries
    >small bannana
    what

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating 2 whole chocolate bars before working out

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate gays who claim to like dark chocolate. It's not good and you're all frickin liars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you'll understand when you're older

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True dark chocolate enjoyers eat 90% MINIMUM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. addicted to sugar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >defends chocolate
        >tells others they are addicted to sugar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Babymouth yank has entered the thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      50% is dogshit because it's a weird combo of sweet and bitter. 70% up and above is amazing. 97% and above is total Black person tongue holocaust or maybe I'm just weak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Over 97% is used for desserts, for the most part. The sweet spot for regular consumption is 70~90%. Though, as long as it is over 80%, all is good to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have to get 97%+ because just a little satisfied my cravings. Anything less and I would want to eat a whole bar.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I ate a 97% bar by myself. Good stuff, but I can't do it often.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >total Black person tongue holocaust
        Bruh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, meant to type total Black person tastebud holocaust, it's just that the word escaped me you see

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tasteless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel this way about alcoholgays

      I understand enjoying the effects. But everyone needs to stfu about appreciating to enjoying the taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I make my own protein shakes with plain whey and 100% baking cocoa, and it tastes like ass, but I drink it because I'm not some fairy who needs his taste buds to feel good all the time.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't pull into the gym while tossing a cigarette out the window and chugging a Rip-It

    I do need to change a lot including my preworkout

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bowl of fettuccine Alfredo with chicken and a couple pieces of focaccica bread

    Just like Mike Tyson ate before he would do his mid day grueling training sessions. Energy for hours on that. No ides how you guys eat a couple pieces of fruit and then workout. You must be all dyel

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    claiming you 'eat' dark chocolate but eating 70% chocolate is like someone saying he loves his coffee black but he adds sugar in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      50% is dogshit because it's a weird combo of sweet and bitter. 70% up and above is amazing. 97% and above is total Black person tongue holocaust or maybe I'm just weak

      https://i.imgur.com/85xqdKP.jpg

      preworkout of kings

      >70%
      still too sweet for me. Might as well eat a hersheys milk chocolate bar at that point. True dark chcolate appreciation doesnt start until 85% and higher.
      70% is for sugar addicts who want to larp that they consume dark chcolate for health benefits

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do half a banana and a tablespoon of peanut butter 30 minutes before my workout.

    Then after the workout, I use the other half of the banana by blending it with 6 raw eggs and a tablespoon of honey.

    For more fats, I'll occasionally have coffee with butter, MCT oil, and half/half.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people are still falling for the raw eggs meme?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think It tastes good and it's faster than cooking them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're getting much less protein than if you actually cooked them though so it's a waste

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think absorption is 100% effective, I think the gut varies from day to day and so there is no way you can possibly measure "I'm eating 170g of protein so my body is absorbing 170g of protein."

            My absorption of the protein I'm consuming is varying day by day.

            So, I'm sorry number crunching autistic morons. You'll never know how much protein you're actually using.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just throw in a snus and get at it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Chocolate is very high in epicatechin which may increase follistatin which inhibits myostatin, which may lead to increased muscle growth.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everything you eat is pre workout, unless you never workout again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have been eating pre workout for 20 years
      WAGMI bros!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the smoothie my gym recommends using. Thoughts? For ref I'm 6'1 and 162lb/73.8kg and trying to put on muscle/stop being a skinny fat piece of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >frozen banana
      use fresh, more flavor
      >oats
      blend the oats first so its a finer texture and doesn't make your smoothie chunky
      >almond milk
      use regular milk for more calories
      But honestly if you're bulking you can get away with using simpler recipes, a go to for me is literally just
      >whole milk
      >blue bell vanilla ice cream
      >matcha powder
      >vanilla whey
      you don't need very many ingredients

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Many thanks anon. I'm guessing wholegrain vs regular oats makes no difference?

        Also what is the point of ice cream? Just raw calories?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm guessing wholegrain vs regular oats makes no difference?
          pretty much, you can get away with store brand oats honestly it's all the same shit
          as for ice cream it is for the extra calories, it's not super unhealthy but if you wanted you can substitute some or all of the ice cream for stuff like peanut butter and still have a range of recipes to choose from

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks again anon, appreciate your time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No problem fren, as someone who also struggles to gain weight I hope you make it too

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no raw honey
    Ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Compounds in raw honey increases testosterone. Also, I feel like a maniac rapist about 45 min after taking a pre-workout sip from the honeyjar.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After eating this I did an entire week in two and a half hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that loks pretty fookin scrumptious dunnit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do you eat that much and not feel like shitting yourself mid-rep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that steak is a travesty and why is your bread green

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some kind of wine aunt?
    Ask me how I know you've paid more than $20 for a charcuterie board.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First I go for a run sober to put my body in a certain heightened state. Then I have black coffee, cigarette, amphetamine. During my workout I rip bongs (sativa.) Post workout I eat steak, eggs and bacon and baked beans. Sometimes I'll have a benzo and more weed after to get all jazzed up and go out and talk to strangers on the bus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds comfy

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just mash up a couple of bananas and add 1-2 teaspoons of raw cacao powder. It’s really good especially if the bananas are ripe

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always work out better with a cup of black tea (no sugar) before a workout. Warms me up. Is that a bad idea? I imagine it's just the caffeine in the beverage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ur gonna die bro that's too hardcore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could add salt to the tea. It improves the flavor and gives electrolytes.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be much more of a fan of blueberries or berries in general if there weren't always some of them rotten when I buy a box

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never liked powder pre-workout, always makes me feel strange, and doesn't give that much energy. But just one shot of whiskey with water helps me a surprising amount.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based sipboys

      I unironically had the white one last night before going out for a run

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i havent had any chocolate since christmas. That picture is making me crave chocolate and time with my family again

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lint dark was my go to when I was studying.
    Dark chocolate gave me energy when coffee failed.

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