Probably gonna have to take a piss test next week for new job, anyone every try this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you deserve whatever is coming to you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A 105k a year wfh job? Ye i do i worked hard for it. I passed drug tests before with same day drinks which I'm also gonna use and I have more than a week to get it out of my system. Seeth harder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >105k wfh job
        >makes you drug test

        As a recruiter, I've never seen this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Security cleanernce.. government contractor.. gonna be working on fighter jets

          I'm going to kek hard when you come here again to post you were fired for a failed drug test. Get fricked wagie.

          I'll just get another job, it's so easy to get a job, I already have a job..

          why not ask someone to piss for you and switch glasses?

          Impossible, they make u go to a lab..

          chugging drinks with niacin day of worked for me in the past but i was never a heavy user

          I'm allergic to niacin sadly..

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, okay. I work in oil and gas mainly so a lot of morons come in for high paying blue collar jobs and fail because they love coke/weed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm must be king moronic cuz I hate weed and all that it'd done to my life and I might fail my shit cuz weed takes a long time 2 get out of ur system..

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you rarely use it, it's not so bad in a piss test. The consortium we have to use for the plants makes an applicant do:

                Breathe alcohol test
                Urine test
                Oral fluid test (this is mainly because DOW and some big places care about this)
                Follicle test

                The follicle test knocks people out left and right. In my experience, people fail the drug screens for coke on the follicle more than anything else.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna be working on fighter jets and I don't have to do a folic test, what r u doing thsts so serious??

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The plants and refineries require it, a lot of them at least. A lot of it has to do with corporate insurance, so I'm told. Think about this:

                >moron gets high/drunk
                >goes to work next day
                >crashes into a chemical tank/runs over someone/drops a wrench on someone
                >its reportable to OSHA
                >those people have to be instantly drug/alcohol tested per OSHA

                So if they find you're letting morons on drugs into industrial places, you're liable. Thay makes insurance expensive. If you can show you subject all these guys to a battery of drug tests as a condition of entering your plant, then the prices drop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That makes sense actually, frick my kind, we all deserve death really..

                I had a follicle test at a nuclear power plant interview once. I just left.

                Man I hope they don't test on site..

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I had a follicle test at a nuclear power plant interview once. I just left.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wherever it is you wont be pissing in front of them, just bring your own clean piss and put it on the glass they give you. and then pretend you are taking a shit or something to justify it getting cold

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              10 years ago i had to pass a drug test. the smoke shop sold detox drinks. youre supposed to drink them the night before your drug test. your first urination is at home. the second one as the drug test site. used it and passed. talked to a friend who tried one and he failed his. ymmv. maybe he just didn't follow the instructions. safest bet is get clean urine from a friend. secure it in a canister and tape it behind your balls. find some blog post on how to do it best to retain the temperature.

              it's true you likely will NOT be pissing in front of them unless its a more serious drug test where they force an employee to stare at your dick while you go. even then, they sell kits that are a fake penis with a tube inside to simulate urination.
              you will 100% fail for urine being the incorrect temperature. these people are not stupid. they know people bring second-hand urine in.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                get someone to piss into one of these then?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you daft?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I pass it 3 times using those but I had a week off each time..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why is everyone on a mongolism goat milking forum a neet or a wfh who makes at minimum 100k?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ever try not being a degenerate?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not proud of my weed addiction, I don't promote weed, I wish it was illegal, I wish I never tried it, at least I'm not an alcoholic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >at least I’m not an alcoholic
        That is some serious cope

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to kek hard when you come here again to post you were fired for a failed drug test. Get fricked wagie.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why not ask someone to piss for you and switch glasses?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chugging drinks with niacin day of worked for me in the past but i was never a heavy user

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A dry fast could clean you up but druggies are too mentally weak to put the fork down for a few days.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on a bulk

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