>*protects you againt bacteria and inflammation*. >*also protects social gains and relationships*

>*protects you againt bacteria and inflammation*
>*also protects social gains and relationships*

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    also protects you against*

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*also protects social gains and relationships*
    Could you explain this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bad breath and B.O. - this doesn't apply if you're a minority, because the smell is lost amongst your brethren.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Garlic doesn't affect healthy people like that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Garlic doesn't give healthy people bad breath

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Healthy people brush their teeth

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Garlic smell has nothing to do with your teeth. If you eat garlic the smell comes from stomach and lungs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic by any chance?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Garlic doesn't give healthy people bad breath
                >brushing teeth freshens breath
                >noooo I the smell comes from the lungs and stomach

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit imagine thinking about what other people think. So what? You smell like garlic out of your mouth thats actually a sign of superiority cause garlic is based as frick and is fricking healthy and it scares the (vampires). If i meet a man and he doesnt profusely smell like garlic i assume he is a little dumb unknowing b***h

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok but that's you. I don't think I would ever want to meet or talk to you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How come indians stink like cumin. Some try to mask it with cologne, they don't wear deodorant for some reason

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >for some reason

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its curry
          they stink up my gym too
          there a nice indian dude who wants to help me squat
          but he fricking stinks
          i can smell him from 6 feet away

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're gay, onion and garlic give off that pugnant masculine pheromone sweat smell that intoxicates bottoms like poppers do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Protects you against vampires from killing your friends.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*also protects social gains and relationships*

    What did he mean by this?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Swallow the cloves whole. if you don't want garlic breath

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i used to do this, but i also shat them out whole.
      you need to cut them or crush them and let them sit for a while for the allicin to build up before you down it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do shit whole

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood the garlic makes you smell bad meme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your sweat smells of garlic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Try crushing two cloves, letting them lay in open air for a few minutes and then eat them. The sulpfur-based chemicals or some shit get in your bloodstream and the smell starts coming from your lungs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Garlic, tumeric, and a few others have chemicals that are extremely water soluble, to the point of absurdity. So when you sweat they are released in the water and you can smell the chemicals.

      100% reason all indians smell bad.
      Curry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        White people don't smell bad when they eat curry.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if they eat it daily yes they do.
          it's very distinct anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            White people don't eat curry daily

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              no shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah they do. I like to put tumeric in beans and rice. And if it happens that 2 or 3 days in a row i eat the dish that i like to put tumeric in my sweat smells like curry. Same with garlic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thai curry is way better anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you don't eat garlic

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had one old boomer I worked with who ate like 7 cloves of garlic because he wanted to get rid of parasites when was innawoods.
    Apparently it worked somehow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it works, not memeing but garlic is antiparasitic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It works but 7 cloves ain't gonna cut it. I ate 2 bulbs to cure stomach bacteria infection. works every time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you bloat for a long time from that much garlic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I ate 2 bulbs
        hory shit I only usually eat a few cloves when sick. I'm going to try this next time but sounds like it's going to frick my stomach up.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>*also protects social gains and relationships*
    Or y'know you could stop dating vampires.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible in Russia

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care. Garlic tastes and smells amazing. I'll roast a whole bulb and just spread the cloves on crackers or bread like a Chinese farmer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If garlic is making your sweat smell, you are eating too much of it. Learn to use it more efficiently when cooking so you can get the flavor without overloading your excretory system.
    Also garlic is a breeding ground for botulinum. You actually need to be really careful with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Botulism is not poisonous in a normal atmosphere. It literally has to be in a can to matter at all. moron.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*raises estrogen*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being afraid of garlic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*raises t levels instead*

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about onions? Do they help with bacteria and shit as well?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nature's antibacterial drug

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    genova, garlic, g spot, ginger, games
    aint nothin but a g thang
    more words wit a real g ??

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, I always garlicmaxx. I wanna be as strong as Wario

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*also gives me stomach cramps and bad shits*
    IBSbros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you. What kind of IBS do you have? I HIGHLY recommend this. I tried everything. Glutamine, peppermint oil, fennel oil, ginger, magnesium, immodium, pepto, gas-x, and on and on.
      It works man. It works.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just harvested eight bulbs of garlic lads, didn't grow huge, next time I'll do better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in you. What will you make with these bulbs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro, probably bruschetta and pasta sauce, Ive got 18 tomato plants that are currently fruiting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds nice. What else do you grow?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great for food and even better as fermented black garlic supplements for the gut health and antioxidant properties.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Redpoll me on fermented black garlic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's Chinese

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It gives bad breath

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think onions make me smell more actually. Also garlic is antifungal and antiviral as well.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eating this shit raw is so hard I've been crushing it and downing it in glasses of milk is there a better way?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It literally doesn't matter so long as you crush it first. With milk sounds fine.

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