protein bars

do you eat them regularly? Which ones are your favorite?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    post her penis

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she’s a woman, and a beautiful one at that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks disgusting
        if youre attracted to this you are a homosexual

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I gargle cum every morning then

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna coom

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her youtube videos ruined the illusion.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              How dare this disgusting 3D b***h dishonor Jolyne like that!?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                She did the same thing to my waifu years ago and I wish her pain
                Also her legs look like shit for the PEDs she's on, how do you have zero quad separation at rest

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                No way she's on PEDs moron, she barely has any size, literally just lean

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PEDs just increase size
                Omega moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is the main reason why people take them?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Triple turbo moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jolyne
                the only JOJO that's good is seasons 1 and 2.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              why do zoomers love jojo so much its pretty shit

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s fun and creative, plus the animation is full of tastelessly garish shit which zoomers love
                Jojo has a lot of heart, but I’d recommend the comic over the cartoon. I also would not recommend telling anyone you like Jojo unless you know and trust that person not to sperg out

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I'm a massive homosexual then. You got me.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          low test, consider doing some neck pulls on your next training session(if you even work out homosexual)

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even girls skip leg day.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I gargle cum every morning then

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks so hot when she isn’t wearing those big ass grandma glasses.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats wrong with you guys

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's pretty cute without the glasses. She definitely isn't as hot as she thinks she is.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I gargle cum every morning then

        Her youtube videos ruined the illusion.

        Imagine if she had a decent haircut, no tattoos, and dressed modestly

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          she needs to stop working arms
          its out of proportion and unaesthetic especially forearms

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leanbeefpatty seriously needs to FRICK OFF for a while. Her annoying face and aura is beginning to grate on me.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah..

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I gargle cum every morning then

        Her youtube videos ruined the illusion.

        i think she looked better when she didn’t workout (my opinion is the most important)

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        too old

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        without the glasses she looks like Milana Vayntrub, just without the giant milkers

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/HqBrrm8.jpg

        do you eat them regularly? Which ones are your favorite?

        I guess I gargle cum every morning then

        Why does she look like a 10/10 in some videos / photos but like a 3/10 in others? im so confused

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >okay I'm buying a case of protein bars
    >cheap ones are laced with garbage like artificial sweeteners
    >expensive ones are basically one date, three cashews and egg white at 100x markup
    >decide to do my own
    >never do it
    >repeat

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just rather eat chicken breast.
    I do drink whey shakes after a workout though
    3 scoops of the milk chocolate and I imagine that I'm sucking a qt black girls tiddies and then I jerk off.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      People always act weird when I pull out a chicken breast to snack on when we're out doing shit

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have one for breakfast before work if I don't have time to cook. Most are slop with 10g/200 calories, so make sure you look at the macros. I buy pure protein at Costco and those are 20g/200cal, a much better ratio. They're ok, thirst provoking, and very filling.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full of sneed oils

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10g/200 cal
      Is this an American thing? Most bars even American brands are 20g/~200cal standard, with some fancy nut ones being 10g/150cal for the normie office worker jannies who think "protein bad".

      https://i.imgur.com/HqBrrm8.jpg

      do you eat them regularly? Which ones are your favorite?

      I personally like them. I like chocolatey/sweet stuff anyway. Might as well get a bit of protein with it instead of eating goyfeed.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post her ass pls pls

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post her feet pls pls

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hundereds of hours in the gym doing autistic lifts and "watching diet" just to look like complete DYEL

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those lenny and larry cookies aint bad.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah and these are pretty decent

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    these, but I get why not everyone likes them

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      These taste like a dog’s butthole

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would know, dogfricker.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you tonguing dog's buttholes?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know what dog butthole tastes like

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love their seasonal pumpkin ones, even though i know it's not a great protein for the money they're my one of my favorite seasonal items.
      Love me some pumpkin.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      12g of protein? How can you even call it a protein bar? A small chicken thigh gets you more.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pointless waste of money. either eat normal high protein food like a non-moronic person or have a protein shake. its cheaper and higher quality. the protein per calorie ratio in protein bars is simply shit

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I buy one from Barebells every lunch lunch. Thier Cookies & Cream is really good. 20 g/~200 kcal.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No they're to expensive.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to eat BSN protein bars a lot because they're basically a rice krispy treat with extra flavoring. Got expensive real quick though so now I just eat them whenever I'm traveling and need something quick

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behead those who insult patty!

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    >favorite
    There's my favorite and there's the best one I'm tracking
    Favorite: metrx cookie dough
    Actual best one in terms of nutrition and composition: quest lemon cake
    Metrx is a meal replacement though.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I never ate those. My "protein" snack (though I ate it before lifting as well) is cottage cheese with peanut butter, coconut milk, chia seeds, walnuts, square of chocolate broken to pieces, almod flakes, berries (just mix and match whatever from this list)

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those Fitcrunch ones taste great for how low the sugar is. They’re full of that slow release “sugar alcohol” stuff. Half the flavors are disgustang though. I don’t like the peanut butter & jelly ones or the birthday cake ones. Never got gas or bad whey shits from them. Wishing they didn’t have onions protein but just about everything has it now.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re all full of sneed oils

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had the cookie in the pic, it tastes great but it doesn'T have that much protein. Just get normal cookies, you will save up money.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cliff bars because climbers always have them on hand

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay more for an inferior source of nutrition,

    why

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're good for hiking or international trips where you don't feel confident about being able to get food easily.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she natty bros

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she weren't an eceleb you'd be drooling over her goofy personality and looks

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I don't eat industrial slop marketed to roid trannies

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jewbars

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strictly inferior to protein shakes in terms of filler ingredients and cost.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beef jerky is the only protein bar worth eating.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are anons in this very thread admitting to eating protein bars that aren't at least 10:1

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate seeing women, even on the internet it makes me feel suicidal

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They shit filled with polyols. Might aswell just eat a real chocolate bar.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only "protein bar" I eat is Carnivore Bars, and those are expensive so I only take them on all-day hikes or bike rides where I know I'm going to need food in the middle of nowhere. Otherwise I always eat whole foods. If I need more protein I'll make an extra burger patty or fix myself a steak.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carnivore Bars
      Just looked these up and the price to protein ratio is absurd.

      Seems like a shit deal compared to Epic bars.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the price to protein ratio is absurd
        They are expensive, yes, but you do realize that they're designed to be high fat, right? Those Epic bars have 1/3rd the amount of fat in them and half the protein, so just looking at protein and ignoring all else is missing the actual value proposition.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the price to protein ratio is absurd
        They are expensive, yes, but you do realize that they're designed to be high fat, right? Those Epic bars have 1/3rd the amount of fat in them and half the protein, so just looking at protein and ignoring all else is missing the actual value proposition.

        Actually, funny enough I just ran the numbers by adding together the protein+fat and getting the price per gram:
        Honey Carnivore Bar = 50g (fat+protein)
        Epic Venison Bar = 21g (fat+protein)
        At $14.58 per bar, the Carnivore Bar is 29 cents per gram of protein+fat.
        At $2.66 per bar, the Epic Bar is 12 cents per gram of protein+fat.
        So the Epic Bar is 41% the cost per gram, but at 42% the number of grams. So you're paying a premium for much higher nutrient density.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So you're paying a premium for much higher nutrient density.
          *per bar with carnivore bar

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried the buffalo one and it was disgustingly greasy. It's basically a slimjim

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them have sneed oils. The only ones that I have seen that don't are certain varieties of Quest bars. Consequently, they are also the best.

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    RX and Quest are the only ones I would touch.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this shit gets 80 replies but the thread about the russian bjj girl gets deleted
    jannies proving themselves to be massive homosexuals as usually

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thread about fitness related topic stays up and coombait thread gets deleted
      working as intended

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is something about this girl that is wholly unsexy and I cannot put my finger on it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like her place is a mess, also those stupid fricking glasses.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old lady haircut

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is something about this girl
      literally everything. she's mid on a good day

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >which goyslop is best
    >this slop sponsored by Muscleberg

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with our patty

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat them from time to time, namely if i want some sweets, why not eat some with ton of protein.

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about her screams penis puppet. She orbited some hot guy who was into weeb shit, saw that he was popular/that the shit he liked was popular and made her whole persona being a cool hot nerd, even though she hates all that shit secretly and doesn't want to do anything but be adored and handed money. Wants to sell her image but has no real sexuality to speak of, just emulates what other thots do. I guarantee everyone online is seeing the extent of her sexuality. She screams pillow princess.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      dork anti-social girl during high school who was into sports/gymnastics that never had many female friends and always hanged out with the boys. I wouldn't call it common but its a type.
      Does she enjoy every guy she hangs is thirsty as frick for her? Who wouldn't?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. Women wouldn't do so much performative nonsense if they didn't have legions of guys around them acting like puppies

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      grimes fricked an ugly autistic billionaire. nature is nature

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    FitCrunch doesn't have the greatest macros, it's kind if middle ground, but frick if it doesn't boost my morale when I'm in a shitty mood during a cut. The cookie one makes me hard

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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