Protein Bars

What protein bars are you lads enjoying? Been liking these since no corn syrup but they’re expensive
This is not a discussion about other foods

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat a filling meal that has plenty of protein. If I wanted to eat a candy bar I'd just eat a candy bar. If I wanted quick protein I'd drink a shake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t eat a “filling meal” at work lad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't get breaks?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "You are an idiot"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? You got a plate of steak and eggs on the go?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ever heard of making enough for a lunch meal while making dinner the night before? Tupperware to bring on the go? Disposable utensils? You are just lazy as fuck and want to spend more money on something that is retarded instead of real food.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    indigestible
    empty carbs
    full of antinutrients
    will destroy you digestive system in 10 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ate a protein bar 9 years ago
      It's fucking over for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You suck dick for pot. I wouldn't be talking junkie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try making some pemmican. Just dried meat with some tallow and fruit/veg/nuts.

      Sometimes I just want something purely sweet and don't care about spoilage time; goes something like this:
      Blend up greens and berries
      4 eggs, whole carton (about 16 oz cottage cheese), 2tbsp of olive or sesame oil with a pinch of xanthum gum, pinch baking powder, slowly fold in psyllium husk powder and crushed nuts until it can hold a shape, you can add stevia if you'd like
      Mix above two roughly (a bit of inhomogenity leads to nice texture) and bake 10m at 350F and it'll be set, chill it.

      It makes 2 weeks worth of servings and very filling with huge amounts of micros and fiber that is moderately probiotic and pretty much all protein, all whole foods, and it's much lower fat. I used to like Quest a lot though, mint chocolate and white chocolate rasp were my favorite, but the polydextrin is way too fermentable and gets you gassy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just make my own out of ground up and blended nuts, seeds, oats, dried fruit, whey powder and cacao powder. doesn't taste as good as store bought but cheaper and i can control the amount of protein in them

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep a bunch of these bad boys in my crisper (tastier cold)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but Atkins is for housewives and grandma's.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never consumed a protein bar that I "enjoyed"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    met-rx big 100 is the only one that tastes like actual food, plus no artificial sweeteners, but im sure they have a million other synthetic garbage chemicals.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat protein bar
    >farts, dry throat, sugar cravings

    >drink protein powder
    >no issues

    Protein bars are fucking cancer I swear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eat protein bar
      >synthesize protein easily, digestion is no issue
      >drink a quart of milk ever day with my protein shake
      >Waste 500% more money on milk/powder AND have the runs.
      Yea, gonna go with the bar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you drink whey with milk.
        Milk is useless

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how literally every jacked person I know has protein bars, yet all the DYELs on IST are against them.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are trash because the extremely high amount of fiber inhibits the absorption of the protein

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off. First it's the ones with too much sugar inhibit the absorption of protein. Then it's the ones with too much fiber. You know what buddy. You can absorb my protein straight from the source.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat Quest bars and I'm fucking jacked. I think you're just a fucking incel bitch boi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I'm sure its the 20g difference in protein intake that made the difference

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Grenade bars and when people have told me they taste bad its almost always resulted in them shilling some mildly cheaper alternative that actually tastes fucking awful

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks delicious

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always tried to enjoy protein bars, but it ends up just becoming a dessert snack for me.

    >after eating a normal meal with good macros
    >hmmm how about something a tad sweet but healthy?
    >protein bar of course!

    So at the end of the day they just fuck me up because I bust over calories. I don’t ever snack between meals (I found that extremely helpful for maintaining a lean weight), so the only time to eat the damn things are at a meal. So they just don’t work for me. Same goes for protein shakes. These things are just medium calorie desserts.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    John

    used to like them but every single one has s o y protein for the protein, way too expensive for fucking s o y protein, id buy 3 or 4 every week but now i dont
    shit is extremely overpriced and its always s o y protein.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quest bar uses whey protein isolate

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had to ditch them because they, like most other junk, start spiraling out of control but my favorite is propud or fast, bc eurocuck

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My protein bar is a can of deenz

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Costco Brand ones: Good balance between cost, ingredients, and taste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >net carbs
      Big red flag for any product that advertises this as a selling point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They fucked em up and somehow have more net carbs and way more fiber now which makes them noxious.
      Good texture though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/1hCyOBj.jpg

        Costco Brand ones: Good balance between cost, ingredients, and taste

        These things taste terrible and will make you fart like an airbender

        Quest got caught lying about their fiber content and kirkland's offshoot version didn't change the recipe. The old fiber produced a high insulin spike.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These things taste terrible and will make you fart like an airbender

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quest chips

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You try their cheese crackers?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >protein bars

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These ones. The green one is my personal favorite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Info

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite are the peanut butter chocolate protein bars they have at ALDIs. Those things are like crack.

    If you have trouble gaining weight, you are guaranteed to gain weight if you eat these protein bars on a regular basis. 290 calories and 20 g protein each.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fisherman eggs are my protein bar. More protein, better protein, tastier, and has healthy fats from the fish and all the micros that are in egg yolk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need this recipe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're really simple actually. Made it a graphic for easier sharing.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quest bars are shit, eat two on accident and you'll blow out your colon.

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