Protein powder IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. Meat Protein IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. DOG FOOD? CHEAP

Protein powder IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
Meat Protein IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
DOG FOOD? CHEAP
WHY can't I eat a can of dog food instead of a chicken breast once a day? I don't give a shit if it's made from the scrotum skin of the most decrepit animals to ever have lived if it has a good macro profile.
But therein lies the problem: What the fuck is the macro profile of dog food? I found one source that says a can has about 40g of protein, but there's basically no sources on calories, carbs, and grams of protein per can.
The dog food industry seems to label cans based on percentage of Protein/Carbs/Moisture etc., which is basically meaningless for counting macros.
What the fuck do I do? I want to eat fucking dog food because it's cheap but how am I supposed to be sure that it's not going to fuck up my gains? Why won't pet food companies tell me how many grams per can? Are there sources I'm missing?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek i fucking love this board so much bros

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't feed dog food to my dog. He eats what I eat.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMASHED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SLAMMED

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY can't I eat a can of dog food instead of a chicken breast
    Hundreds of dogs died from contaminated food in the last month or so and companies are being sued.
    Not to mention prices more than doubled due to inflation. The only reason most people can afford dog food is because their dogs are castrated 5lb rats. Mine eats 3000 calories of raw chicken, frozen veg, oats and broth.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have worked in a place making animal feed. I wouldn't eat it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cheap brand has gone up 30% in 2 months and no discount on 5kg tubs anymore.
    Might as well pay for the expensive stuff now. Fuming.

    Any sites for offers?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie the other day, called Rise of the Footsoldier, where this guy started roiding and gulping cans of mashed babyfood in for the proteines. Its cheaper than dog food and safer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of baby food is the highest in protein?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea about the jarred food as I never had it. I had cereals for baby's as that has more proteine than regular oats and cereals because of the added proteine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe those little chicken sassage ones. They’re like $2 per jar for 9 grams protein total. Probably cheaper if you buy a big case pack of them.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get monkey biscuits you fucking amateur

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just eat the gorilla food dude

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may call me weird but semen is by far the best protein supplement you can give yourself under a budget. just edge yourself before hand so that you ejaculate a fuck ton. Collect it and mix it into greek yogurt or something like that. You got fucking protein yogurt. My Lifts have almost doubled in this past year because of this moneysaving hack. Obviously this wont work on a normal load so what i do is drink like two gallons of water before hand and drink a couple energy drinks and bust my fucking nuts out. produce like half of a glass off the stuff i honestly cannot stop the flow at one point. bare in mind it will splash up sometimes as it may get watered down a little. Also dont be a pussy and buy the sugar free energy drinks by the ones high in fructose, makes it really tasty. You can actually taste the difference and its really yummy with the energy drinks. One downside of it is that it is sort of splashing into my body at the start which makes me smell like cum everywhere so make sure to supplement it with loads of deodrant. I also find flexing everything before ejaculating is the best kind of way to push it all out. Never forget to squeeze your penis like a gogurt after doing it cause a load of the best stuff is there. Also remove all dick cheese before it cause it fucking ruins the taste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you are removing nutrients from your body and drinking it. How is that beneficial? It would be beneficial if it was someone else’s semen?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No because im digesting that semen, its being used in protein synthesis.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re definitely losing macros on this exchange. It’s like drinking your Pee and the the Pee gets more and more toxic and undrinkable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but every time you reingest the semen the protein gets more concentrated and potent

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly this guy gets it, honestly you dont need to take it as serious as i do, just nut into something like yogurt and eat it, the macros just end up being better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It would be beneficial if it was someone else’s semen?
        Why only one portion of semen? Why not do a gangbang and collect the semen of different sources, like from 25 different men?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats gay

          You’re definitely losing macros on this exchange. It’s like drinking your Pee and the the Pee gets more and more toxic and undrinkable.

          idk man but it fucking works like a charm

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            adding to this, i do drink water oustide of this i just drink this post workout. Pee is just yellow and normal apart from it being quite potent.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not gay sex if there is no penetration.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              but its another guys cum i'm not ingesting it, that is just fucking homo.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                semen is semen. The protein you eat and drink is also from other living creatures like cows, fish and chicken. Just close your eyes and pretend its yours.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                even then i have zero friends i can do this with. i WFH so no chance for any other shit either.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grindr is free

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All that effort for unfunny garbage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It not meant to be funny you fucking retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I would call you a troll, but considering that I’ve seen actual fag youtubers say this shit with a straight face makes me think you’re just a gay

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ??? Pet foods absolutely do tell you the amount of protein + calories + other macronutrients you get. You just have to do a little math.

    You can do math right?

    Also if you want the most protein, pick cat food. Cats have a greater protein requirement, so (good) cat food has more protein/dry wt.

    Example: Let's look at this can of "Adult Instinctive" loaf in sauce by RC.

    The can itself (or the case/website of the manufacturer, if your can is actually part of a case and not for individual sale) will give you caloric content per kg of food.

    "This diet contains 805 kcal ME/kg; 68 kcal ME/can on an as fed basis (calculated)." (5.1oz can).

    11.0% protein in a whole can, which means there are 11g protein per 100g food or 0.11g ptn per gram of food.

    3oz can = 85g total food.

    85 grams food * 0.11 grams ptn/grams food = 9.35g ptn per can.

    If you are not eating it by the can, you will have to do a little math.

    I hope that helps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this helps a lot actually thanks, I have trouble doing math because I'm the kind of person who is trying to eat pet food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because I'm the kind of person who is trying to eat pet food
        Lol. Completely forgot how fucking spastic this whole topic was. Thanks for reminding me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have trouble doing math because I'm the kind of person who is trying to eat pet food

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One can of this shit has 40g of protein, costs a buck thirty, and only packs 366kcal. On paper, it's the leanest, cheapest meal imaginable. Not to mention, they pack it full of a shitload of random mineral supplements which lets you save on multivitamins.

    I feel like a complete sucker for paying $5 for a pound of beef. I'm going to try it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try monkey chow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What brand? What's the macro profile? Where do I buy it? I'll try anything I've got like 90 bucks left

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked this and the price is great but the shipping makes the protein about as expensive as my current source for whey powder.
          A bit disappointing considering it otherwise has the exact same protein profile as most supplements.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogroll horsemeat would unironically be god tier for gains

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