You can improve physically but that’s all.
The army (whatever branch) will not turn you into a Abercrombie model. The add is right. But think about ‘strength’ in a broader perspective.
The army is filled with knuckle dragging morons, that will kill you out of spite if they don’t like you. Heard a story about a girl (I think her name was Denisha Montgomery or something) who face timed her family with a black eye about how she was in danger because her battle “buddies” would constantly attack, harass, and abuse her while she was overseas with them.
Then one day she sent an ominous ass text about how if she dies today it was her battle buddies that did or something. Then she actually did die the day she sent that text but the government didn’t even tell her family until 7 months after.
Last I heard they were trying to pursue legal action but good fricking luck.
The Finns apparently solved this without women. They have mandatory conscription and in every group a "barracks pussy" tullipapulilo or something, I don't know Finnish, is selected naturally in the first weeks of training. Usually it's the most feminine of the bunch. Sometimes I have heard there are volunteers evening. Perhaps if there's some gay twink in the group from the get go.
This boy will of course be more protected by the group as no one want to lose them. Can also be given extra sweets and stuff as the men can get enamored from their interactions with him.
Overall it probably leads to more tight knit battle groups.
It was just a fat guy standing doggy style on a barrack bed, with underwear halfway pulled down. Another guy was jerking off his soft dick. People around were laughing and the guy on the bed was fake moaning. Someone said something.
You did miss much.
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it wasn't his actual dick though, they were just squirting some water or something
Military is great for endurance-maxxing. Neither lifting for meme strength, nor rooning for meme speed. More like being able to physically exercise for hours at a time, if you're in a serious unit anyway.
You could probably just replicate it with 5 hour hikes with a loaded pack, and then digging a trench at the end. Repeat every day.
Is this a psyop sneaky requirement thread? Are they preparing for war? Will it be Ukrain spreading, or will the chinks attack Taiwan?
Do I still have time to make it before the end?
No, the military uses up your joints as a resource. Arthritis is much higher in the military than civilian athletes, for example.
Source: it felt correct to me.
I came back from Ukraine with a stress fracture of a leg bone but fought through it on a wienertail of painkillers. Other than that, you'll lose fat and gains during an active campaign. Except when you sit at base for weeks and start snacking from boredom
>hard mode: world war 2 style full scale total war campaign
Good for hearinglossmaxxing
WHAT?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOAH SEMPER FI
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ofc it is - but you should at least try a week long hike for yourself until you commit to such autism.
You can improve physically but that’s all.
The army (whatever branch) will not turn you into a Abercrombie model. The add is right. But think about ‘strength’ in a broader perspective.
It's perfect
Go kill Chinamen as god commands
Remember, they look human, but they don't have souls
There are a lot of fit military guys that lift in addition to pt. But there are a lot more unfit doughy guys
Good for snap citymaxxing
The army is filled with knuckle dragging morons, that will kill you out of spite if they don’t like you. Heard a story about a girl (I think her name was Denisha Montgomery or something) who face timed her family with a black eye about how she was in danger because her battle “buddies” would constantly attack, harass, and abuse her while she was overseas with them.
Then one day she sent an ominous ass text about how if she dies today it was her battle buddies that did or something. Then she actually did die the day she sent that text but the government didn’t even tell her family until 7 months after.
Last I heard they were trying to pursue legal action but good fricking luck.
Women don't belong in the military.
Yes they do
As prostitutes so the men don't rape innocent civillians
The Finns apparently solved this without women. They have mandatory conscription and in every group a "barracks pussy" tullipapulilo or something, I don't know Finnish, is selected naturally in the first weeks of training. Usually it's the most feminine of the bunch. Sometimes I have heard there are volunteers evening. Perhaps if there's some gay twink in the group from the get go.
This boy will of course be more protected by the group as no one want to lose them. Can also be given extra sweets and stuff as the men can get enamored from their interactions with him.
Overall it probably leads to more tight knit battle groups.
It's an ok system. Here's covertly filmed footage of a tupapillu providing his evening service:
https://streamable.com/on4gnw
Reupload plsssss
It was just a fat guy standing doggy style on a barrack bed, with underwear halfway pulled down. Another guy was jerking off his soft dick. People around were laughing and the guy on the bed was fake moaning. Someone said something.
You did miss much.
it wasn't his actual dick though, they were just squirting some water or something
y'all are just gay homies
what is gay in civilian life is normal in the army, and what is gay in the army is normal in the navy
man this is so true. germany now has a troony general, and a homosexual rehabilitation officer in every battalion. Not a good time to join the army.
Emergency field penis inspection?
Military is great for endurance-maxxing. Neither lifting for meme strength, nor rooning for meme speed. More like being able to physically exercise for hours at a time, if you're in a serious unit anyway.
You could probably just replicate it with 5 hour hikes with a loaded pack, and then digging a trench at the end. Repeat every day.
Going through basic and doing PT won’t significantly change your physical appearance unless you start as a fat frick and lose some weight
Isn't it easy to score high quality roids in the army? And your CO is cool with it as long as you don't do something moronic to frick up performance?
My father was a "Comando Jungla" he was very lean and had abs back in the day
Just go on a hike.
https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/hiking-and-backpacking/what-happens-your-body-thru-hike/
Is this a psyop sneaky requirement thread? Are they preparing for war? Will it be Ukrain spreading, or will the chinks attack Taiwan?
Do I still have time to make it before the end?
just go mountaineering.
>After 5 weeks of ruck runs
>is a real military campaign good for le-ACK
No, the military uses up your joints as a resource. Arthritis is much higher in the military than civilian athletes, for example.
Source: it felt correct to me.
They pay you to whine. The reason nobody leaves the military less than 70% disabled is because you can get a nice pension that way.
1% of Americans serve in the military, 25% of our budget is to the VA. It’s the ultimate form of welfare.
I came back from Ukraine with a stress fracture of a leg bone but fought through it on a wienertail of painkillers. Other than that, you'll lose fat and gains during an active campaign. Except when you sit at base for weeks and start snacking from boredom