Provided you don't die or get injured is a real military campaign good for leanmaxxing and ottermode?

Provided you don't die or get injured is a real military campaign good for leanmaxxing and ottermode?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hard mode: world war 2 style full scale total war campaign

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good for hearinglossmaxxing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ofc it is - but you should at least try a week long hike for yourself until you commit to such autism.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can improve physically but that’s all.
    The army (whatever branch) will not turn you into a Abercrombie model. The add is right. But think about ‘strength’ in a broader perspective.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's perfect
    Go kill Chinamen as god commands
    Remember, they look human, but they don't have souls

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of fit military guys that lift in addition to pt. But there are a lot more unfit doughy guys

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good for snap citymaxxing

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The army is filled with knuckle dragging morons, that will kill you out of spite if they don’t like you. Heard a story about a girl (I think her name was Denisha Montgomery or something) who face timed her family with a black eye about how she was in danger because her battle “buddies” would constantly attack, harass, and abuse her while she was overseas with them.

    Then one day she sent an ominous ass text about how if she dies today it was her battle buddies that did or something. Then she actually did die the day she sent that text but the government didn’t even tell her family until 7 months after.

    Last I heard they were trying to pursue legal action but good fricking luck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't belong in the military.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they do
        As prostitutes so the men don't rape innocent civillians

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Finns apparently solved this without women. They have mandatory conscription and in every group a "barracks pussy" tullipapulilo or something, I don't know Finnish, is selected naturally in the first weeks of training. Usually it's the most feminine of the bunch. Sometimes I have heard there are volunteers evening. Perhaps if there's some gay twink in the group from the get go.
          This boy will of course be more protected by the group as no one want to lose them. Can also be given extra sweets and stuff as the men can get enamored from their interactions with him.
          Overall it probably leads to more tight knit battle groups.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's an ok system. Here's covertly filmed footage of a tupapillu providing his evening service:
            https://streamable.com/on4gnw

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Reupload plsssss

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was just a fat guy standing doggy style on a barrack bed, with underwear halfway pulled down. Another guy was jerking off his soft dick. People around were laughing and the guy on the bed was fake moaning. Someone said something.

                You did miss much.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it wasn't his actual dick though, they were just squirting some water or something

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            y'all are just gay homies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what is gay in civilian life is normal in the army, and what is gay in the army is normal in the navy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                man this is so true. germany now has a troony general, and a homosexual rehabilitation officer in every battalion. Not a good time to join the army.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Emergency field penis inspection?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Military is great for endurance-maxxing. Neither lifting for meme strength, nor rooning for meme speed. More like being able to physically exercise for hours at a time, if you're in a serious unit anyway.
    You could probably just replicate it with 5 hour hikes with a loaded pack, and then digging a trench at the end. Repeat every day.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Going through basic and doing PT won’t significantly change your physical appearance unless you start as a fat frick and lose some weight

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it easy to score high quality roids in the army? And your CO is cool with it as long as you don't do something moronic to frick up performance?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My father was a "Comando Jungla" he was very lean and had abs back in the day

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just go on a hike.
    https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/hiking-and-backpacking/what-happens-your-body-thru-hike/

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a psyop sneaky requirement thread? Are they preparing for war? Will it be Ukrain spreading, or will the chinks attack Taiwan?
    Do I still have time to make it before the end?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just go mountaineering.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >After 5 weeks of ruck runs
    >is a real military campaign good for le-ACK

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, the military uses up your joints as a resource. Arthritis is much higher in the military than civilian athletes, for example.
    Source: it felt correct to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They pay you to whine. The reason nobody leaves the military less than 70% disabled is because you can get a nice pension that way.

      1% of Americans serve in the military, 25% of our budget is to the VA. It’s the ultimate form of welfare.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I came back from Ukraine with a stress fracture of a leg bone but fought through it on a wienertail of painkillers. Other than that, you'll lose fat and gains during an active campaign. Except when you sit at base for weeks and start snacking from boredom

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