Random women grope me in public thread

>stood at the self checkouts at 10pm, scanning my shit
>scruffy workout jersey jog pants and jacket
>long scruffy viking hair, norwood 2 but still looks good. I'm nearly 40 but people assume I'm 30. Bf still about 20% but I look good in clothes
>been getting mires as I got my shopping
>trashy 40yo mum and zoomer daughter at checkout directly next to mine
>catch them miring repeatedly
>catch eyes with the mum
>chadsmirk.jpg
>grins right back
>she pays for her shit and then walks past me, puts her hand on my shoulder and squeezes, then trails it across my back as she walks past me
>actfuckingcasual.net
>don't even flinch, I have to look like this happens to me all the time
>"have a good night now, won't you honey" she says as she passes me, hand still on me
>"I will, you too love"
>one last grin as she leaves.

I'm not gonna say that getting felt up by random thirsty women is why I do this, but holy shit does it feel good bros.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got twerked on and showed tits y strangers at the beach over a weekend, not even all at once over the course of two days. I was also cold approached at the bar twice.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. I do handyman (not a euphemism) work for boomer women.

    >Anon, it's hot out, why don't you take your shirt off?
    >Anon, can you help me bring in the groceries since you're so strong?
    >Anon, can you straighten these 400 family photos on the wall while I stand back and stare at your ass?

    Easy money and free mires.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based handyman.

      I got twerked on and showed tits y strangers at the beach over a weekend, not even all at once over the course of two days. I was also cold approached at the bar twice.

      Nice

      It's been a few years since I last experienced it. I put on weight over covid etc and just got myself back down to a decent weight, and this week seems to have marked that threshold where I suddenly went from chubbybuilt to just beefy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of handyman work?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was at the supermarket and outright propositioned by a chubby Mexican milf - big tits, big ass, pretty face - who wanted to go fuck the other day. Couldnt go through with it - reasons, such as a wife.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should I find myself in a similar situation, I shall give the woman a thrust from you anon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey IST I've finally got back into decent enough shape that trashy low value normie 40yo slags grope me in public! Feelsgoodman!"

      >"PoAsT BodDy"

      If a fag says "BRO I LOOK JACKED I'M 6'23 3%BF 2000LB BP" then you can say it.
      Saying it when a guy says "I've literally only just stopped looking like actual shit and it's starting to pay off" then you sound like a dipshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so you're not going to post your body?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I look jacked to normies while wearing a tshirt that hides the remaining fat I still have.
          I'm not going to all the trouble of taking a pic for "PoAsT BoDdY" fags to call me fat, which I already know I still am.

          Or do you think you deserve random slags groping you but they don't, so you need to see me to find a way of rationalising your lack of gropings?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >still didn't post body
            lmao, sad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >multiple requests to post body when OP has literally said he is still a bit fat and hasn't got his goal physique yet
              >hasn't posted his own

              Bit of a fag aren't you really.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u
                (You) keep getting more pathetic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is a "I got groped by a random woman" thread, anon, and you still haven't shared your own story of random groping.
                Have you actually felt a woman's hand on your body before?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i got groped in public
                Assuming this isn't bait, my guess is that your autistic ass thought some girl accidentally touching you and giving a friendly smile that says "lol, what a silly situation" was the same thing as saying "fuck me now".

                Post fucking body. If I roll digits and no body is posted, OP must kill himself via livestream.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Theres a time abd place for post body

        So bost pody

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grope them back

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fat black girl grabs my ass in school
    >hoodrat white girl manager slaps my ass at work
    >heard milfs behind me say look at that ass on multiple occasions
    >random mixed mixed girl in microcenter passing by me says "handsome face... and a helluva ass
    >metal slut behind me says "look at that ass!' to her friends as people are leaving the concert
    Take the glute pill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post booty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post your gloot routine

        I avoid glutes when I can tbh, I just want my legs to be bigger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic, no homo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice arse anon no homo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Having my arse fondled does very little for me, but having my shoulders and back felt up turns me to fucking jelly, so I'm good thanks glutanon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post your gloot routine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      white girl manager
      what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not hard to understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An acquaintance of mine would give me a low hug when she would see me (I'm also almost a foot taller than her) and try to be subtle about running her hand down against my glutes every single time. I ended up banging her and never speaking to her again.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been groped by women all my life. To say that they aren’t perverts is ridiculous. Also most of them bold enough to do it are half black/half white.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some guys have made fun of my ass being too big by making farting noises every time i took a step. Then women who are with them, not sure if they are their friends/gfs/wives/whatever, tell them to shut up as they all just stare at my ass.
    thats about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Another anon with a meaty arse, I might to add more glute bridges to my workouts

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I worked in a nightclub, and would get groped every single night, women are much worse than men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was a bartender. I have been legit sexually harassed by some old Marlboro breath whores.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a slam pig milf like that started groping me in public I'd grab her ass and give her my phone number. I'd be praying she has a few eggs left so I can try to knock her up and make those tits even bigger and milkier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based mature lady enjoyer

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbor (she’s bat shit fucking crazy and 10 years younger than me) asked me if I wanted to come in for the “night of my life” when I was bringing my dog in from a walk. I was speechless. I’m married so it was never happening anyway. I said “no thanks” and went inside. It fucked her shit up too. I doubt she gets told “no” much at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also have a crazy neighbor who wants to fuck me. She put a pair of sexy panties next to my car door last summer, shortly after that she overdosed on pills, she survived though. She lives with her bf and her baby. I’m pretty sure her bf knows she put her panties there because that morning he was staring at me when I found them.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in college
    >late to class one day
    >only seat open is next to this short cute girl I've been checking out
    >she's 5'4, blond with very pale skin and green eyes, petite with perky boobas
    >sit next to her
    >she drops her pen and it rolls down the floor
    >get up and get it for her
    >hand it back with a smile and firm eye contact
    >eye contact lingers, she smiles back and then looks down meekly
    >realize she's super shy because I've never seen her talk to anyone
    >we just sit quietly during class and then when class ends, we leave without interacting
    >next class, I sit in my usual spot
    >she comes to sit next to me despite tons of open seats
    >don't say anything or even make eye contact
    >we do this for 6 months, I look forward to it every time
    >never say anything but feel like ONE DAY I will finally say "hi" and we will start talking
    >decide to skip class once and go home early
    >get on the bus in front of campus - there is nobody else on it
    >go all the way to the back and sit down as the bus idles
    >I see her on
    >we make eye contact for 0.05 seconds and then I look away quickly
    >she comes all the way to the back and sits RIGHT across from me without a word
    >bus starts moving - we're the only 2 passengers
    >I stare out the window with my mind racing
    >she is forcing my hand, there is no way I can't talk to her now
    >5 minutes go by, is it too late?
    >bus goes under an overpass and we make eye contact through the window reflection
    >I quickly look down and then back out the window when the light is back
    >realize it's too late
    >feel my heart sinking as I realize I'm living through a moment I will regret for the rest of life
    >brain is screaming NOO SAY SOMETHING gay!!!!!!!
    >can't do it
    >my stop comes
    >fumble out of the seat awkwardly staring every direction but hers
    after this, she never sat near me or looked in my direction ever again
    this was 15 years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid son of a bitch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for fueling my rage, dumb gay

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how tall are you?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the redpill on women like OP's pic
    >usually the result of a divorce
    >are down for most anything but know their limits
    >possible smoker
    >possibly into dudeweed
    >DEFINITELY has stretch marks
    >if she likes you, she WILL be clingy
    >possible kid. more than likely didn't want them from her loser ex anyways. tolerates their existence and sees them as a commodity.
    >full bush or no hair at all

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