raw eggs

i need more protein but no time/patience to cook every egg i need to eat
was thinking about rawdawgging these badboys but seems gross af
how do you guys do it?
some shoyu and green tea?
pepper?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blend it with some honey, milk, avocado, banana, butter, berries, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'll try with butter and avocados then thank you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Won’t it take longer and more effort to chop this shit up and stir it in than just throw the eggs in the microwave for a few?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          goes down faster than munching on it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How is mashed avocado easier to swallow than scrambled eggs?

            You should put the eggs down the barrel of a shotgun and blast them into your mouth, way faster than anything else

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              careful with that edge. gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you got for really good fat/nutrients try buying butter made from raw milk. It also tastes better.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drain the whites and eat the yolks of you're doing it raw. When I drink them I usually use only one full egg that way it's easier to drink.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why drain the whites also what about diseases

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The whites are hard to digest raw and if you drink them a lot, it can mess up your protein absorption. This is really only a problem if you drink several of them daily for months. Once in a while won't hurt as it's a net positive, though most of the nutrients and protein are in the yolk anyway. When people say fried eggs with runny yolk is the best way to eat them, they aren't wrong, mainly because the whites become more bio available and you're still getting micronutrients from the yolk when the yolk isn't fully cooked.
        You don't have to worry about disease. You have a higher chance of getting a disease from raw vegetables from the store rather than an egg. I've been drinking them raw from the store and from farms, to straight out of a chicken's ass and I've yet to get sick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hh ok then thank you sempai

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you thought about just drinking a protein shake? Im pretty sure the main purpose of protein shakes was for your exact case

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly dead residue of a larger industry. Read a bit about how it's made. An egg laid by a healthy hen is superior.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just turn it up and chug it pussy. This isn’t about taste it’s about nutrients.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scrambling eggs is literally the fastest and easiest thing you can do in the kitchen, how can you possibly "not have time" for it? You don't have TWO MINUTES to heat a skillet, crack two eggs, stir them, and throw them on the skillet!? In the time it took to post your cope, you could be eating delicious, cooked eggs, but no you had to pollute IST with your nonsense

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dont hhave patience also dont wanna deal with cleaning dishes all the time
      just chugged 4 raw eggs with a little salt a shoyu
      NOT BAD AT ALL
      woa i probahly lost MONTHS of life cooking like a little gay
      thanks guys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dont hhave patience also dont wanna deal with cleaning dishes all the time
        It's ONE dish anon. Two if you don't want to eat them out of the pan after removing it from the heat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i am very lazy working out and working isnall the energy im willing to spend also timensaving but mostly too lazy and HATE dishes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If cooking EGGS is too much for you….

    Just scramble the fricking eggs.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pint of whole milk (raw, grass fed preferably), 4 raw egg yolks (save the whites for later when you can cook them) and 2 teaspoons of raw honey. Give it a good stir with a fork (could blend it I guess but why bother). It tastes amazing and is basically a gains super food.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You would be wasting 50% of the protein by eating them raw

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    put lemon juice on top, then you only taste the lemon juice, not the slime.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much protein do you think you need in a day?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >but no time/patience
    It takes less than 6 minutes to heat a pan, slide a slice of butter around to coat it, and then put two eggs in there. Eggs are some of the simplest foods you can make.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you'll save time, but isn't cooking making them easier to digest?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reporting back after a day
    i had 8 raw eggs today
    2 ways
    egg + shoyu+ salt
    egg yolk + honey + milk
    EASY protein no dishes to clean save a mug
    manzoku tbh arigatou sempai tachi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You had 4 eggs worth of protein. Congrats on peeing away money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is your brain on e.u. education

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Keep coping
          https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9772141/

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crack 3 in a cup, stir with a fork to mix the white and the yolk, and drink them. 2 mouthfuls and it’s over. I do 3 lots of 3 every 4 hours, so 36 altogether. Been doing it for about 3 weeks and will probably do it for another 7-8 weeks. Don’t be a pussy

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whisk 3
    100 ml water
    Stir
    Nuke 2:22

    If you can't do that you should wonder why you're so fricked up

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make like 24 soft boiled eggs, and eat them whole.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I understand OP, I reached peak laziness with my eggs a long time ago, to the point I can't be fricked to scramble then even. I can't even be fricked to boil them in a pot.
    I bought and egg cooker. A device that exists to boil my eggs. I put the eggs in, pour water in, put a lid on, and press a button. It buzzes when they're done. Less than a minute of effort and I don't have to pay attention to the time or nanny them.
    It's lazy, but not any more than owning a rice cooker, imo.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glass of V8, 3 raw eggs, shot of Worchestire, and hot sauce for a wonderful morning drink.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    raw eggs are literally less bioavailable, idk why the frick people eat them that way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rocky meme

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ez pz my nig
    1 banana
    4 eggs
    1 scoop vanilla whey
    8oz skim milk
    >570 calories
    >20.6 g fat
    >43g carbs
    >59g protein
    Omit the milk removes 80calories/8g protein. it will still be good but i prefer to add milk
    If you have no whey just use 1 tbsp of raw honey and add milk you till get at least 35g protein
    Slurp it up with a straw it's gone in 15 seconds.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can cook eggs in the microwave, just crack them in a bowl with some water just make sure you cover it

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just poke a hole in the bottom and suck it out.

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