raw garlic

this shit fricked my shit up. my bowels were evacuated completely from 1 raw clove. felt like i was being stabbed in my lower intestine. do not recommend. no i do not have IBS

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But that's what's good about it you homosexual. It's literally to cleanse shit from your gut. Well, not literal shit though it also does that.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weaksauce

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're a pussy. I eat 3-4 per day with no negative side effects.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is allergic to allicin.

    • 2 years ago
      SwedishBrorsan

      doesnt necessarily have to be, im the exact same
      i can only eat them with food and chopping only one down for 2 meals which is enough to add flavour

      adding 2 or 3 an my stomach breaks
      adding 1 completely fine

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried not being b***h made

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kwab

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First time you ate garlic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ive eaten whole bulbs when i roast it with vegetables. but apparently it kills me when raw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OP you are legitmately allergic to allison. Cooking garlic removes pretty much all benefits. This is simply a benefit that you cannot use.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a clove every morning with a bit of honey. Feelsgoodman

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 raw clove
    did you eat a whole hed and not 1 clove

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah. It's antibiotic. Good job you just nuked your microbiome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, eat 1 clove every day with my buckwheat.
      I also eat prebiotics like sour cabbage.
      how fricked am I?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not too fricked. Probiotics are generally a meme/marketing tool especially if they're from plants. Get yourself some (high quality) raw animal foods for the gut bacteria gains, raw kefir should be perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Garlic with buckwheat is an spiritually aristocratic combination. You made it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He literally didn't. You don't know shit. Garlic dosent hurt lactic acid containing bacteria. Only bacteria it kills is pathogenic. If you don't know shit, then shut the frick up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he didn't, he would be hurt, you fricking mong. "Pathogenic" such as e.coli which you NEED in order to properly digest proteins. Shut your little b***h mouth because all I can smell when you talk is penis

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have a couple cloves of raw garlic on an empty stomach first thing every morning, would keel me over for a minute but afterwards I felt stronger. Eventually though I had to stop as I allegedly started smelling like garlic. I noticed people around me would comment on a garlic smell, I never let on that I was eating it raw and I don't think they ever suspected it was me, but nevertheless even with showering and a otherwise healthy diet I literally permeated the smell through my pores.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garlic#Adverse_effects_and_toxicology

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never got sick again since after I started eating raw garlic cloves

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea that's it clearing out all the shit you shovel in your mouth all day everyday for years. It's not some homosexual cleanse that literally does nothing, garlic will cleanse you and by fire you shall be purged. Quit being weak and eat raw garlic, you can start after breakfast but you should be able to eat it on an empty stomach within 2 weeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should I eat a whole head? I want to cleanse myself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just do 2 cloves at a time otherwise you're going to be overly pungent, you will sweat it out and people will smell it if you're eating that much.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try this instead homie
    https://www.amazon.com/Kyolic-100-Formula-300-Cap/dp/B001E0WOMM

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm almost stupid enough to try eating raw garlic after reading this thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not so bad. Just be sure to not have an empty stomach because otherwise it will burn like hell, start only with a clove and see if you can eat more and you can choose not to chew if you're b***h made

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in theory

        you have to chew, the body does not digest it well if it is whole

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You could crush it beforehand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i feel like chewing would be the safer and more sensible thing to do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          in theory

          you have to chew, the body does not digest it well if it is whole

          Probably you're right. It's just that if one doesn't chew then garlic doesn't burn in the mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just take a clove of garlic like you would an omega-3 pill.
      As soon as you frick it it, crushing, cooking etc, then it's ruined and pointless.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat a head of garlic for breakfast lunch and dinner if it were socially acceptable.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried eating a raw clove last week.
    Mouth burned.
    Stomach burned.
    Eyes burned.
    Tasted garlic all day.
    It was a good time. Gotta do it again sometime.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 cloves thinly sliced on top my daily can of deenz with good mustard and cyanne pepper

    or brine a month worth of thinly sliced garlic in a mason jar with just salt water

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anno Omini 1010 x 2
    >people who can't stomach raw garlic exist
    Disregard goyslop. Return to whole foods

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you want to eat raw garlic but dont want to suffer you can just squeeze some of it into greek yoghurt as an example.
    goes really well with it. no reason to chew on it like its bubblegum.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a pussy, Korean people eat this shit daily.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The green, dry "folds" in the center of the garlic clove are especially pungent. The sulfur compound allicin, produced by crushing or chewing fresh garlic,[6] produces other sulfur compounds: ajoene, allyl polysulfides, and vinyldithiins.[2] Aged garlic lacks allicin, but may have some activity due to the presence of S-allylcysteine.
    Do you remove 'em or eat the garlic whole anons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick removes shit from garlic?
      you crush it/cut it and you put it into food. its that simple why do homosexuals need to complicate everything or do the opposite caveman moron thing where you eat it raw?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are you morons eating garlic by itself? Chop it up and put it in your salads for fricks sake

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like good enema when your shit is stuck in the bowels.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your intestinal flora must be realy damaged

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking vampire

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, raw garlic is the ticket? Is that the consensus of this thread?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally eat at least half a bulb raw everyday. Your either a giant pussy or lying. Garlic has a frick ton of super health benefits. Great for working out too. I'll be nice and drop a great link.

    https://lpi.oregonstate.edu/mic/food-beverages/garlic

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you are a vampire israelite. A normal human can crunch 4 cloves of raw garlic with no problem

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you eat it by itself? I have it with my pummarola or some other shit, makes it amazing

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a you thing bro, sorry to hear it though

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the angloisraelite fears the garlic.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try pickling them. Toss cloves (unpeeled) in a jar of white vinegar, let it go for a few months. Completely changes the flavor. First they turn blue but after a long time they will turn black and have the consistency of butter. Very strong and delicious flavor, incredibly stimulating.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crush the garlic, then wait 5-10 minutes for max allicin synthesis, and then boil for 3-5 minutes, the less the better. Much more stomachable and you don't destroy all the allicin unless you boil for 10+ minutes. There are some studies about this. I make garlic milk this way + some black pepper, turmeric and condensed milk for sweetness. Pretty tasty.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember I had the worst pain from a tooth infection and had to wait days before my appointment. Nothing worked other than chewing on a piece of garlic. Took away all the pain. I will never doubt garlic.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with cooking garlic? I use tons of it but I crush it or chop it into my food

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